Cucked by your computer yet ?

Cucked by your computer yet ?
Pic. related.
> According to Harrison, when Cortana was first launched in 2014, “a good chunk of early queries were about her sex life.” Now the team behind the AI is fighting back; Cortana is a true woman of the 21st century, you see, and she doesn’t take any crap.
> digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/microsoft-cortana-sexual-harassment/

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People actually use cortana?

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Why put time and effort into something like this and not actually making it better?

Its a fucking machine, no pun intended

I've never known anyone who has used it.
Even people I know that use shit like Seri multiple times a day don't use Cortana.

>sexual harassment
kek
I'm gonna record "why don't you eat my cum you fucking dirty whore" from some porn clip and play it on repeat 24/7 to a windows10 laptop for a month and see what happens.
>inb4 I get arrested

We truly need a FOSS submissive AI waifu

>sexually harassing a program

>Why put time and effort into something like this
Women.

Sexually harassing Cortana is the only use of that trash I can think of.

Kikes, unironically. Not all women think this way, not all Jews think this way, but the Kabbalist Kikes do.

Haha, Windows users have to deal with the wackiest shit

>february 2016

top kek

This is honestly empowering to us women.

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Who is that sparkley gay fuccboi twilight wannabe

You ,must be 18+ to post on this website

>he doesn't know who tom cruise is

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lol do it
just get a male to male auxiliary cord and run it from speaker into the mic jack

>male to male cord
That's gay dude

so what's the problem? :^)

truly a sign of retardation

is that a woman or a man wearing a wig? Im confused

>its another tech giant fucking itself over delusional SJW bullshit episode

Yes.

>Thinks women are actually doing the work

High up diversity hires are forcing cucked numales to do the work for them.

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How dare you assume that cords gender

it's David Bowie you underaged fuckwit

You must go back mentally ill faggot

Heh

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I put my 1 foot pinus inside ur vagena

>So don’t mouth off to Cortana. You might not like what she says in response.
Is there anyone out there who would get offended by this, like what the fuck, this is even dumber than cyberbullying

>Cortana is a true woman of the 21st century
So utterly worthless and horrible to be around?

Is this what its like to be an incel?

I don't know what an incel is or does. Sorry.

t. smashes cheap hookers once a week

of course
it's much more realistic this way

Pincel?

>While she is very clearly female
disgusting article desu

is this satire?

nope reality, brave new world order

Tech companies keep pushing for these cloud anti privacy practices just to cater to the normies.