What would you do if you were a woman?

Marry a nice white Christian man and pop out 10 kids

shill my voice out for money on youtube

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I couldn't do anything, as woman are NPCs.

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I’d get plowed by Chad from 14–35 then divorce-rape betas to go abroad and fuck shitskins until I met a nice Moroccan in France who would murder me.

Probably scratch my boobs instead of my boobs. Other than that, not much different.

Not sure about wearing dresses. Never, ever capris.

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>play with tits.
>Join feminist movement.
>Claim rape of every male feminist.
>Once every one has been purge by the estrogen mob, I will create a go fund me.
>Get rich
>Get book deal
>Play with Tittys.

Live like a queen with my body

Masturbate, fondle and look in the mirror otherwise I'd pretty much live as I do.

I'd mary a nice wealthy jewish boy, and after a few years of pegging him i would get a divorce, take all his money and donate it to white nationalist groups.

I'd probably stop spending all day trying to convince Jow Forumsacks to be tranny-loving faggots.

This desu senpai being a housewife especially in this day and age is piss easy, and I'd be predisposed to finding it rewarding. Women have no idea how good they have it.

Do Jews actually marry goys?
I thought they just dated shiksas for pussy but if they tried to marry them their moms would strangle them to death.

Eh, it's not for everyone. I get exhausted just babysitting kids. I can't imagine what that's like around-the-clock.

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Play with my pussy and tits

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Dildo myself constantly probably

Females are very lucky their masturbation experience is pretty close to the real thing.

I’ve always been jelly of that fact. If only humans had vagina hands but alas!

Christ, these replies are pathetic. Obviously use your unique experience and newfound position to advance your race, fix your sex, and have many white children with a man of good character and genes.

Actually evidence suggests that modern jews in the US are among the biggest race traitors there are

It depends on the family. It's about as common as dirt if you're Reform, "not uncommon" if you're Conservative, but anything right of that and it's pretty rare. "You're killing your mother!" screamed at dinner, the whole bit.

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Grab my own tits

Have real difficulty making my mind up, so let bullshit celebrities make it for me.

Well looking after kids around the clock is a woman's job so no wonder you can't do it

Furious masturbating because of my new titties.

Probably look for the top 1% of guys, the very best and get married to one of them. Ignore 99% of guys because they will never make it. The harsh truth Jow Forums doesn't want to hear.

idk.. mass genocide and losing my virginity
kinda depends on how big my titts are though

If I was a girl I would like to wear dresses

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Be happy that I didn't have to transition

I would get BLACKED

Go horse riding

I would off myself, I don’t want to be a hambeast. Also dealing with vag fluids and the fact that women have nasty BO

I would whore myself out on twitch and fucking profit.

Why horse riding?

100% be a lesbian

Pussy hands over here.

START A MASSIVE MILITIA AND TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY

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never change Jow Forums

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>Canadas national anthem

Probably same as now except I’d become a twitch streaming slut for those Patreon funbucks or whatever platform they use instead of working a real job. I’d also do YouTube videos based on my politics and assuredly get money via that.

I’d also probably sexually assault nerds.

fuck off back to /b/ faggot

Anything I wanted, and masturbate even more.

I would have consensual sex with a prominent Republican, claim I was raped, then live off of Patreon and GFM for the rest of my life.

Attempt to drive any white beta incels I meet towards suicide while acquiring a white Chad.

She was so fucking sexy in this.
Would rape her in the tunnels the first chance I get.

This

The betabux gathered from alt-right beta orbiters would be near limitless. Your only competition would be that ugly have Lauren as well.

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I would get money from masturbating online

God I want to be a woman so fucking badly

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I i.. is that horse juice?

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use my thot powers to get thirsty betas to lift and be natsoc

Get strange men to buy me drinks and have way too much sex.

>not doing LOHJAD for test boosting
>making it

Man the IRA really rocked those FALs. Almost as much as the Rhodesians did. One of the most aesthetic rifles ever made.

This I have a massive interracial fetish now. I can literally only jerk off to large black men fucking skinny white girls. I don’t like normal porn as I know it isn’t real and they’re payed for it so I prefer the amateur videos personally. I thank God I’m not a woman because I can guarantee i would end up living out my fetish and utterly debasing myself in every definition of the word. I wouldn’t even look for a good black guy, I’d find some degenerate I barely know and fuck him behind a dumbster or something. I wish I was joking Jow Forums but I’m not. I’d probably have sex with exclusively black men and end up stuck with Mulatto kids and I say this as a proud racist. Shits pretty fuck guys.

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Can somebody just feed me HRT already

what the fuck is this even supposed to mean you solipsistic faggot

Depends, are we assuming I began my existence as a woman and am not the same person I am now or did I wake up one day and the Vagina Fairy appeared and made me a woman?
If former, then probably due girl shit I dunno
If latter, if I'm hot, masturbate vigorously and then start playing vidya on twitch for fat stacks of beta cash. If I'm ugly probably kill a senator then die by cop.

Keep hiding your flag, leaf

Fags get out

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That's the essence of cuck fetish. The bull is the real cuck. He gets used for his dick and discarded. The cuck gets to keep the girl in the end. The bull is not even a person, he's a disposable penis. Even the girl is humiliated by being fucked by the meaningless bull. The cuck wins. The cuck controls the scene, owns the girl, and gets to laugh at the bull.

Based on her laying in the bed besides a nigger, and the presence of other niggers in the room, I'm pretty sure she just got done getting gang fucked by a whole pack of hard hitting, feral, big dick niggers. Her pussy and anal cavity is probably stretched to the brim and dripping with prime African load due to back to back jizz shots, or at-least that's how i'm picturing it in my mind.

I'd imagine that she is exhausted from getting fucked so hard and for so long by so many big dick niggers. Her body probably can't withstand any more nigger dick or nigger spunk. Unfortunately, that one big dick alpha nigger with the red hoody, who burst into the room taunting her and exposing her naked flesh as she whimpers and pleads for him to stop, seems to have not gotten his turn at the white slut.

And you can tell by his aggressive attitude, and his willingness to degrade her by slapping her white bottom as he directs her into the bathroom were she will be forced to suck off his massive sized nigger dick, that to him white women are nothing more than cum slaves to be used by superior black men. And that is why I find this pic so fucking hot.

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Not be a whore.
You can either lead a traditional life as expected or become an asexual spinster type if the former still feels gay.

But before all that masturbate.

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I'd become a vidya e-celeb, but I would play niche shit like Xenogears instead of FotM games like Fortnite.
Then, i'd use the fanbase I gain from being a grill gamer who is genuinely into games to spread NatSoc ideas.

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Become a porn star.

I'd be a hooker.

You literally killed my fetish user. That’s disgusting

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Same things I do as a man. Masturbate, be lonely, get fat.

>utterly debasing myself
sounds like you already have done

What did he mean by this?

Make my boobs bigger, start dressing like a slut, do alt-right porn

>a fit male is by default gay
you seem to really like the bucket

play good older games to get cuckbuxx from the nostalgia nerds
>psychonauts
>star ocean 2
>xenogears
>legend of dragoon
>secret of mana
>y's
>morrowind
>balders gate series
>fallout 2
>breath of fire
someone help me name more rarely streamed classics

Make dumb youtube videos wearing revealing tops. Profit $

Only in my head desu

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>The cuck gets to keep the girl in the end.

You're describing the average autistic girl

Masturbate and be a neet

and post my tits on Jow Forums

>Ireland was the original South Africa

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So no change then?

It'd be very interesting to be female. To be excused from 95% of the mistakes you do. To be given special treatment by males who are practically everywhere that matters. Personally I'd focus on my goals and life aspirations until I find a guy that's 6/10 or above and fit.. lure him if he isn't interested by himself then proceed to see if he'll be able to provide for me in the future. If I were a female, my role in society would be to give birth to strong individuals who will advance society forward, that would bring me most pleasure.

This is my view from a male pov though, I guess if I were born a female I'd be the neighborhoods slut and abusing whiteknights throughout my life to get what i want without putting any effort in. Also find a rich boyo that'll pay for my travel expenses and me cheating on him in said traveling experiences before I settle for another richer guy to spend the rest of my life with before my expiry date by a couple of years.

I mean yeah, but not many of those types are streamers. Only one I can think of that comes close is Imakuni from Vinesauce, and even then she doesn't go into super niche games.

i would say hello

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Especially here in the USA, yeah.

Go around the world, even first world countries, it's not nearly as common to have dishwashers. And clothes dryers.

The American man put such a huge emphasis on acquiring the things that would make his wife's life easier. And it's amazing how it's turned out, with women less happy than ever. Believing that even using a dishwasher that men created would mean she is being 'subjugated' by her husband or family.

Men throughout the 1900s really pushed hard to bring home things that would improve their wive's lives, and yet didn't put half as much emphasis on reducing the number of men dying in physical labor jobs. One of the reasons OSHA was created, besides the rising death rates, was because women were started to enter the workplace. If women are going to be going into the work force, now we need to make it safer.

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that's for

You're trying confuse me kike, I'm not falling for that

> tfw autistic male that wants nothing more than to pic related with an autistic female and spend our lives together, but they're exponentially rarer and almost invariably shut-ins

Life is a special kind of hell.

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If I were I would probably end up having children for the good of humanity as a whole, but still be myself.