What's the best current laptop?

Oh hey everyone, this user is rich because he can afford iToys on a monthly plan. Everyone laugh at this pathetic faggot. Too ugly to attract women except with money he doesn't have, and too supid to use anything but iBabyOS.

>No RGB
>No Rose Gold
Absolute filth

Latitude 5495

>autistic echoing
>unfunny joke doesn't even make sense

You're disgusting. Back to your XDA forum and /tpg/ you fucking faggot cross dressing TwinkPad cum-gatherer.

No ones even talking about women. Imagine just showing you're this much if an incel loser out of nowhere like this. Brilliant projection. You're not smart because you followed a YouTube tutorial on how to install your Chinese girl theme on your chink phone. The smartest of people are in the Apple ecosystem and you cannot deny this.

S E E T H I N G

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>ive no counterarguement so ill call him an autist
>hahahah got em
t. macfag

your pic related is the best consumer one for sure

You must be, yeah.

>still posting wojack in 2018
I'm glad I'll never be this gay to still be using dated memes. Throw in a little doge while you're at it buddy.

Surface Book 2. Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't.

>Therte are people on Jow Forums who STILL don't use old shitbox thinkpads

As much as I hate macfags I simply don't believe any of them are dumb enough to respond like this. Nice false flag

t. I buy new devices when a small part malfunctions instead of fixing it.

Literally the cheapest 14" one with an ssd that runs linux on opensource drivers too.

The new alienware adjusts for market value so you can get one for like 50% off the original MSRP before a refresh

nice boogers you have there user

t. Retard

Anything system76

None of the new ones, because they can't be librebooted, and don't include a free BIOS.

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>system76
This looks nice.
system76.com/laptops/galago

Still the macbook air, although that could change if applel fucks up the keyboard like the pro.

why would I want to do that? They're shit

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>HiDPI
Eh, I dislike this but other than that it's not bad.

The Dell XPS is good and all but that keyboard has to be the second worst keyboard I have ever used. Only topped by the latest MacBook Pro. You have 0 travel before actuation. You don't get much afterwards either. Keys are spaced further than usual, which means you will miss all the time.

holy fuck the butthurt on this one is magical

What should I buy if I don't give a fuck about performance and just want something that has a nice screen and good battery life?

>applefags will defend this

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Macbook
>Much much better screen
>Better form factor
>Better aesthetics
>Better battery life
Nothing else matters for a laptop

Macbook
>burns your house down if you try to do anything other than facebook
Nothing else matters for a laptop

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Why would you try and do anything else?

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge & loose at bottom
>flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to non-click touchpads
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX has horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a heavy 95WHr battery
>even XTREME GAMER laptops like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Windows laptops in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>heat exhaust literally blows hot air onto screen
>screen melts off and separates
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
>same problems as above plus:
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>keyboard fails and requires $1000 repair if a speck of dust gets under a key
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2018 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit literally has the build quality of a $200 acer for 10x the price
youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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>128GB SSD
Lol
>has an HDD
>HQ CPU
>GPU
Enjoy your 1h battery life

a485

>hurr durr GPU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nvidia_Optimus

Lenovo Thinkpad E580 i7 & rx550

I guess whichever 51nb retrofit you fancy.

>Latitude 5495
this

Probably the Zenbook Pro UX series.

Ultrathin, fast, long battery life, quadcore, dGPU.

Used ThinkPad X220 for quite a while because of Jow Forums. Got job and they basically gave me Macbook Pro for free. Never going back, it just blows it out of the water. Was a good laptop tho.

That's retarded question.
Something like what is the best car or what are the best shoes.