Am I the only one that can't do any programming on an empty stomach...

Am I the only one that can't do any programming on an empty stomach? I just have to get a good meal in first or I can't concentrate at all.

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holy shit that picture is from 2009? that wasn't when it became a meme, was it? am I that fucking old? I still think of it whenever I'm craving five guys

it's an old mac you no longer care for so you treat it like shit cause you've never had to work hard for your money. Take a pic of your indifference. Pathetic, no?

Yes user, that is how the body works.

>Am I the only one who needs food to function?
Yes. Get good, faggot.

Am I the only one that gets a glass of water when I'm thirsty?

>no ketchup on keyboard
Are you poorfag or something?

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>A bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys over here is £8.95/$12.05

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The ketchup goes into the keyboard noob.

>five goys
>not superior whataburger
u disgust me

I think it is because the post dates say 09

No. I only eat one meal a day and it's after I get home from work.

this is just sad, I know because I used to do this

Why is it sad?

You have no energy to put forth your best effort, but don't notice your work is subpar.

Nice blog faggot

no shit retard

Richard Stallman has the same problem, OP

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To be fair, the aluminum body serves as a decent plate as long as you clean it before hand.

>programming
>in a laptop

sure pajeet.

That may be true but I don't want other people to see me eat. They'll have bad thoughts. I'll try breakfast before work instead.

>he doesn't smoke

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My concentration improves when I'm without food. Feels good not being prediabetic.

How fat are you?

This. "Programmers" using laptops are a joke. If you're not at a convertible desk with a trio of monitors, proper ergonomic peripherals, and a workstation desktop, you're not doing worthwhile work.

Do you live in a mudslime 3th world country OP?

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what the fuck are those

>out in London with work friends
>we go to a restaurant as a leaving do thing
>order burger and a pint
>comes to £22
>we all decide to "split the bill :)"
>I pay £27 for a pint and a burger
>didn't even get bacon

what the fuck am I doing with my life

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WHERE DID ALL THE HAMBURGER HELPER GO?

Ive fasted all day at work while programming plenty of times. You are just a fat fucm

Sergey?
What happened to big macs

Really? I recently noticed that my performance is better when I skip breakfast for example. I don't get tired anymore and am more focused.

Yes, USA.

A bacon burger with extra bacon and large chips is nearly £15. It's great food, but the pricing is insane.

Bulletproof coffee - lasts me like 5-6 hours without noticing hunger

I forget about food when I get into something

hunger adjusts after you eating habits, read up about intermittent fasting and get on OMAD diet you fat fuck

Holy shit does that come on a golden plate or some shit? I can go to a nice steak house for that price.
>gettng jewed by your friends

:^(

He's smoking wacky tabaccy

>any programming on an empty stomach
who do you think can do any work without food?

Im the opposite, shit gets done when intermittent fasting and not thinking about food.

Whataburger is shit they don't even have proper sweet tea they give you unsweetened tea and fucking packets of sugar

WHOLY SHIT 2009 was almost 10 years ago!!!!!!!!

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you should look up the health benefits of fasting.

>smoking
>not vaping
Sad!

sweet tea is for fags anyways

Five guys is noice though, you get a kilogram of fries, choose your own toppings and the higher price keeps subhumans out. They should stop forcing their employees to act cringy though, also their hot sauce burger topping is not sauce, it's oil.

what's that black stuff on your keyboard?

>Pirate Asuka

Eva 3.0 was awful, but Asuka is still best girl

>vaping
>not sucking dick

>can't do any programming
before masturbate

cookies and seaweeeed

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are you japanese? i don't see a lot of western folks eat seaweed just like that.

>on Jow Forums
>either traps, weebs or shitskins

>paying for food you didn't eat
why

yes

which one of those are you?

jap's diet

chinks too:)

my workstation at work is a 17" probook laptop and a 23" secondary monitor. Works fine desu

I thought they were filter feeders

I need to drink a litre of water, a coffee and 2 bowls of cereal before I can even look at my work mate.

To be a good programmer and reach your full potential, you need to limit distractions. So if you're hungry, I suppose you can't give everything to your work.

kek

You're just a fatass.
Time feels exponentially faster over time.

[Louis Rossman screans in the distance.wav]

shitskin

Energy?

Eat a big meal with your alloted caloriea. Also no sugar and refined foods.
Eat whole foods high on satiety index.

Nice meme OP, but I got fat after taking a full-time programming job. I'm not sure if it's sitting down all day and feeling too mentally exhausted to do anything after work, or if it's the stress of deadlines and shit, or what.

>I need to drink a litre of water
hydration is important

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