You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker

I'm a retarded brainlet
How does that work user
Coding an os
Has to be a shit ton of work
Where do you even begin

hackertyper.com/

ping -t 127.0.0.1

Faxing gookmoot, hold on.

Only the first hack is free, sorry.

sleep deprivation. i wake up in the middle of the night no matter how tired i am.

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have you tried going to sleep right after when you usually wake up

no. that's usually when i have to go to lectures. on weekends i can't sleep anyway.

I've had this problem as well.

My advice is to get some exercise, get away from your computer for a few hours per day, force yourself to TRY to sleep early, and force yourself to wake up early in the morning. Also avoid caffeine and sugar after mid-day.

Also smoke some kush and take some melatonin about an hour before bedtime.

wiki.osdev.org/Expanded_Main_Page
Make something bootable (bootsector). Expand to a simple hello world kernel. Implement filesystem. Make shell. And so forth

>implement filesystem
>make shell
sounds easy

you need to make a routine to start and end your day with, without defined start and end points you'll just float about and your sleeping pattern suffers immensely from it

echo "test... test... test..." | perl -e '$??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>%-{

have you tried drinking bleach right after when you usually wake up

fat is simple and easy to do. Shell is literally just reading input and doing something with it

I use CloverOS

I crack hashes with an abacus.

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker.
I AM IN YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS

bleach is for faggots. i drink hydrofluoric acid in the morning.

What the fuck does that mean?

color a
cd C:\
dir -s

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

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I wrote Cookie Monster and hacked the Gibson

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Zero Cool?

you're just jealous that you don't have a cool ass katana

i chuckled

I use multiples sets of chopsticks at once

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messwiththebestdieliketherest.kodim0308prm.mil.id

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I have a matrix screensaver

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>You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker.
I have source for login.c

le OR 1 = 1

*sigh* yes...I once crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day. At the time it was biggest crash in history. Shit, it made the front page of the New York Times on August 10th, 1988...

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sudo rm -rf /

I installed and am using Arch Linux on my ThinkPad, I also wear the F-91W

cmatrix

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker.
My hacker name is
81LLY 81G 80LL0CK5

I own an android

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echo "\x83\x83\x98\x12\xaa\x00" > /dev/mapper

> echo
> not 'echo -e'
rtfm skid

devine hacker please

unset HISTFILE

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Nice echo script

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xor %op, %op

i press "forgot my card" at the self checkout to get the discounts
i dont own a card

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That looks pretty cool user

Neat. Where is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=-ZR24ER5HT8

15:20

abandoned power plant.

Try 1 x 500 mg Paracetamol tablet before going to sleep. Works wonders.

TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

I use gentoo

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Gentoo is a user-subjugating distribution of GNU slash Linux.

>tfw u hack the gibson

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This

Do you use F.lux/redshift/twilight?
I've found dimming and reddening my screen at night with programs like those helps immensely.

I use the dark theme in Atom when I program

I use su

1 7'/|>3 1|\| 1337 |)4\/\/6 and I have a script that runs pseudo-commands as a desktop screensaver so everyone thinks I'm the matrix. shits cash

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10 print "LOL"
20 goto 10

Three hole all the way.

three hole is for non-committal casuals

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>Opens a run menu
>Opens CMD
OMG look Kyle I'm a hacker
>Kyle calls to miss

i'm not a hacker ima gudboi i dindu nuffin :^)

Whenever I visit a restaurant or bar with open WiFi, I always visit 192.168.0.1 and attempt to login with the router's default credentials.
This works way too often.

>be me
>world’s greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI’s most wanted list
>but they can’t track me down because I always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
>word on the street is he’s already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don’t know who they’re dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it’s time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck, there’s a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it’s that goddamn talking paperclip
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you like help?”
>fuck off clipy, i’m trying to work here
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you-”
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he’s not so bad after all
>now that i’m in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>“congratulations, hacker!” you now have full control of the FBI’s helicopters! what would you like them to do?”
>“A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode”
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming helicopters fall from the sky
>mfw

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YOOOOO
Kush bro???? Fuck yeah dude I smoke hella dank bro so sick one time me and my brother and his friend (hella sick dude owns a Harley) smoked weed behind the Denny’s he works at it was fucking sweet

Not everyone who uses marijuana is like that you chuckle head.

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I DDOS'd your minecraft server faggot, I gave my self godmode, a chest filled with diamonds and I griefed your whole pvp map bitch.

For what purpose?

I used counterfeit AMD hardware, got bad grades in school as a boy while obsessing about Linux in 2009.

batch

God he's such a faggot actor

bool isAHacker(void) {
if(str.at(str.length() - 2) == str.at(str.length() - 1)) {
return true;
}
}

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O shit, let me do that again.
bool isAHacker(int post_id) {
if(post_id.at(post_id.length() - 2) == post_id.at(post_id.length() - 1)) {
return true;
}
}

>Cool ass-katana
>Never being able to cut things near your feet

i own several balaklavas

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I own 7 black hoodies and I wear them all the time, even when its hot out. I microwave my raspberry pis after every hack so the FBI can't trace me. My dad pushed me out of a window once.

pacman -Syu --noconfirm

"I'm a hacker!\n";

You joke, but I seriously wear a black hoodie every single day even when it's hot.

Also black shirt, pants, socks, underwear, and shoes.

lmao niceee

I can use inspect element