Anonymous online shopping

I want to buy shit online, but i don't want my mom to find out i bought an onahole from j-list when the balance or whatever comes over mail. If i buy shit with paypal will the shit say i paid paypal whatever amount and not show the seller's information?

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>If i buy shit with paypal will the shit say i paid paypal whatever amount and not show the seller's information?
If you pay directly with paypal it will show the seller.
You have to transfer funds to your paypal wallet, then use those funds to pay for whatever you want. That way your mom won't freak out as she will only see PayPal as the seller.

Be 18 and use your own money and have it posted to yourself. Reported for being underage.

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VPN+TOR(Maybe?)+P.O. box+Cryptocurrency

There you go, you have protection from all but governmental eyes. Bonus is it costs almost nothing to nothing depending on how secure you want your cryptocoins to be. (get a ledger if you actually like security)

I actually know how to do it
It's quiet simple
but fuck you OP

It's not my fault i don't live in a shithole like the US where everyone falls for the "independency" jew. There's not even enough housing here so people build shacks on river banks that get flooded every year, and whatever house is on sale gets quickly usurped by gang niggers and their relatives, so finding somewhere to live is out of the question. Besides i don't have the time to go to the bank and pay shit by myself.

P.O box. How could i forget about that. What a wonderful world we live in.

Lies. You're underage and living at home. If you were 18 you wouldn't be asking about paying for shit and getting it posted to your own fucking house. When I was 18 and still living at home, I bought my own shit and had it posted to the house and it wasn't opened by anyone but me.

If your parents are opening your mail and you're over 18, you have a bigger problem.

>shithole like the US
Do not fall for the white jew called Jow Forums

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usa and their independecy meme is shit but you're also a shit

>Calls the US a shithole.
>Not enough housing in his country so they live in shacks by regularly flooding rivers.

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just make your own onahole with a grapefruit. it even comes with a snack you can eat after you're done.

Well where the fuck do i get a fucking house that is paid with a slave's wage of 400 bucks a month in which i would be guaranteed that i won't get murdered as i step out the door? Consider living expenses and that i plan to be alive for more than one year. Besides, i don't want to leave my parents alone, who the fuck does that? Is that the way you pay them for all that they did? Is it a custom to murder one's parents and forget about everything once one reaches 18 in the US?

I couldn't give less a shit for those flooded people, but i'm not a cuck that pays more than the pricetag says because i get taxed every time i wipe my ass.

I'm not even from the US you blubbering faggot. And you know who leaves home at 18 to make their own way in the world? Responsible adults. Man the fuck up you little faggot. And your other horse shit about murdering parents is ridiculous and entirely irrelevant. Fucking blithering idiot.

Whoa whoa. Responsible adults. Such responsibility comes when daddy guvmint gives you permission to put your dick in some slut. So mature!

>Besides, i don't want to leave my parents alone, who the fuck does that?

Someone that is afraid of making their own way in the world? Or Asians. Pakis and Indians in the UK usually live 8 generations to a home. Since they can only fit 4 generations in their mud huts back in their shithole countries.

You're one overly dramatic underage faggot. You're so much of a loser you're trying to buy a device to fuck on the internet and need a way to purchase it and have it delivered without your parents finding out.

Sit and think about that for a moment.

And even failing at that, too.

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Use cash to buy a Visa gift card at Wal Mart. And check the mail first everyday until it arrives. The end.

Use monero or xvg (porncoin).
Wait they are not supported lololol