>tfw no hyperactive annoying tech-savvy gf
who is your Jow Forums-waifu?
Tfw no hyperactive annoying tech-savvy gf
Christian Scott
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Elijah Lopez
all u need
is a key to her heart
Bentley White
she's acting you know
Elijah Mitchell
Yum
Christopher Sullivan
is that the 3GS?
Camden Morgan
thanks man for the small jpeg. It only took 30 secs to load.... you know Jow Forums being fast 'n' shiet.
now onto our main subject.
She is the dumb ditch that you sell her your overpriced products.
She is the dumb consumer that keeps your profits high.
That's the kind of meat a successful community needs to thrive.
Eat, shit, consume, die.
That's what the 5% needs in order to thrive, a 95% of dumb consumers.
>what else do you have other than consumerist cliches?
well, she gets emotional over a product. That's degenerate as fuck. No morals, no ethics, just attached to logos and product lines.
I despise the term waifu, but if there's any chance to call someone a waifu, that would be Jerry Elsworth.
Jerry is the kind of person that can adapt to any conditions. She is an Alpha Female.
Jaxon Perez
y i k e s
Eli Cruz
seems like A cups to me.
Adrian Torres
Its funny to see how she ages. The more make up she puts on
Ryan Johnson
I wish I had a fun HIGH ENERGY gf. :(
Samuel Myers
Isaac Russell
Technology waifu? As if there's even a contest.
Naomi Wu "SexyCyborg" of course.
Zachary Brooks
Jack Anderson
why is she so perfect
Isaac Price
Ironically the people who post/admire all these 'whores' are Jow Forums incels that frequently like to call other people "cucks".
Joshua Lewis
Christopher Murphy
How slow is your internet user? It's a fucking 1mb photo.
Angel Hill
Right? Damn would I like to "rescue" that girl from her modest Chinese conditions. Thing is, I would probably need more rescuing than she does, such an admirable human being.
Not only is she super into the whole maker/hacker culture, but I also really dig her fuck you attitude towards the prude haters and slut shamers. Damn I'm in love.
Anthony Diaz
Nicholas Brooks
>unboxing macbooks on video makes you tech-savvy
Adrian Nelson
Also explains their crazy views on women, if their only impression is through e-celebrities.
Bentley Garcia
>>how about tech-savvy and a koder gf?
Lucas Miller
damn what a combo. tfw
Isaac Morris
when pics from Jow Forums load they don't utilize more than 400kbps.
my top dl speed is over 15mbps on busy days.
my latency to 1.1.1.1 is 12.7ms and to 8.8.8.8 is 49ms.
Nothing wrong with my connection.
It's again this shitty cdn.
Jose Myers
6' woman vs 5'11" womenlet
Jason Campbell
Brody Williams
Normalfags were a mistake
Thomas Edwards
At least nowo I know women are also capable of the s oy face
Nicholas Moore
I want kloss on my kock
and justine on my balls
Dylan Reyes
now looks a retard
Julian Cox