Has your computer ever been infected Jow Forums?

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I discovered I had a trojan that spybot only recently added to their. scope so I had no way of detecting it until the update

I have no idea what it could do and there was no information on it online
It was called graftor.bap or something and was apparently pretty bad.
Anybody on Jow Forums know about this shit?

However, even though it waa a trojan, I didnt find any other viruses or rootkits that it may have introduced to my system so I just assume it was nothing. I still have a lingering fear though but its too late for be to reinstall win7.

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>they don't know how to tell if they have a virus
>they don't know how to use Wireshark
>they don't know how to use an antivirus program to do a scan (inb4 muh virus to find virus)
>they don't know how to set up a firewall
>they don't know how to block ads, trackers, and other annoyances that can contain malware
>they don't know how to use common sense when downloading something
I bet you both downloaded OP's picture for example.

isn't that the one where the guy sucks out her uterus

get predicted on

>infected
>not paying to have mass state surveillance spyware in your home, car, and pants, 24/7

Get with the times old man

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No, because I use Linux.
Eat shit winfags/mApplefags.

Back in the day I was infected with a virus that would randomly shut down my computer. I lost so many CD-Rs to that fucking virus.

No, because I'm not a moron.

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My virus scanner keeps marking my projects as viruses. I think it's trying to tell me something.

What kind of art is this pic?

I once had a git user with the password of git that could log in over ssh that I forgot about when I port forwarded ssh to my laptop. I feel pretty dumb about that one.

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Will I get in trouble if I see the rest?
How many years am I facing?

Backdoors are not viruses

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Imagine getting in trouble for looking at a drawing.

I infected my computer with MS Word.

imagine being american

my internet infected me with the gay
i cant remove it help

>imagine being american

Only once, when i did let my niece touch it for 5 minutes.

>gf has computer virus
>My job to unfuck her shit
>virus is called xxxlesbianmotherdaughter

She has some explaining to do.

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h-hot

when i was but a wee lad my toaster running vista was infected, then i clean installed ubuntu on it and nearly a decade later here i am on this board

god i wish that were me

Some russian inbred fucktard broke into my rdp and ran ransomware. I used a strong password and I always install security updates. Windows doesn't lock out people that bruteforce the rdp connection

yes, I was watching some porn (not cp or anything nsfl) and suddenly my screen got locked with white fullscreen image with police logo, some text accusing me of watching cp and bitcoin address, webcam diod turned on and took photo (black screen because it was night and not facing on me) and putted that on the screen probably to make it more scarry
turned out that if I try to turn the pc off (Windows 7 at that time) the virus program was killed and, if quick enough, I could abord the turn-off and continue to normally use my computer
so I tested several free AV scans to see which catches that bitch and only the one from M$ did which was surprising
wiped disk afterwards anyway

Source on the pic?

based newfag

Can't really remember. Viruses for private users haven't really been a thing for quite some years, unless you download a trojan or a botnet off of some Russian crack site. You used to get really hardcore shit that would just wreck your computer by having it connected to the internet, those were the wild west days of the internet

There literally are no results on iqdb, Tinyeye SauceNao or Google Images. Fuck off.

I had windows for years so yes.

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wrong
hentai2read.com/voodoo_squad/2/21/

That's a photo from Abu Ghraib.

>Only once, when i did let my niece touch it for 5 minutes.
touch what?

Nah
Just use Bitdefender Free and don't download "ThisIsAbsolutelyFlashPlayer.exe"

Can I download ThisIsAbsolutelyNOTFlashPlayer.exe?

during the xp days I got something that infected executables and compressed files, had to purge everything.

bunch of years ago a bitcoin miner, but I noticed almost immediately.

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yes

Will I get on watch list if I google this?

No, that’s a different one

minus the photoshopped robed guy its an actual picture of gitmo

>Has your computer ever been infected Jow Forums?
Yes, I run debian with SystemD

i hear sirens in the distance already

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Are you kidding? the people who commited the actual torture are scot-free, what the fuck are you worried about?

When I was a lot younger, and running what I think was ubuntu 10.04, I downloaded a program from /b/ and got a RAT of some sort. Was a bitch to fix.

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Got infected with this ThinkPoint bullshit rogue after allowing flash to run on a site, stupid me.

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depends, she only got raped in an alley.

Same artist as the mail-order elf one?

>scot-free
>implying they aren't regarded as 'murican heroes in the first place

evidently it is

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You know those shit installers that install as much as they can fucking up your entire computer

I got a few of those

Yup, in like 2008.
One of my dormmates used to torrent a shitton of stuff but his own computer wasn't that strong, so he often asked my to test games etc.
He once asked me test a strip poker game and crack he found for laughs.
As often in those times, the crack got blocked by my Antivirus.
>Ah what the heck, let's see what it does
Click
>Yup, a virus
Reformatted my drive and reinstalled my OS, I was up and running again in a a few hours.
I don't understand why so many people always panic -- Everyone keeps backups of their important stuff, right?

his desktop of course.

1. almost no one I know keeps backups (at least outside of keeping some job documents on a flash drive)
2. not panic but its still a pain to have to reinstall the OS and all software

>tfw great concepts/ideas but the size difference is a put-off

When I first got a laptop with something called Windows™ by Microsoft®© preinstalled

so, 2008 you underaged fuck?

The worst/hottest part is when she's slowly leaving and then gets picked up by another gang.

hey, I got my first laptop when I was 19

2018? wow, nice.

actually it was a sony vaio in 2006, but thanks for your (You)

this one had heart shaped pupils, so it's not rape. ask any lawyear

Last time was Conficker when it was infecting everything

Actually yes. There is a virus inside it right now. HELP.

Zero the drive, then reformat

I only got viruses from porn sites.

You're a cool guy, I only got viruses from a cracked photoshop torrent

What about the BIOS or hard drive firmware or mouse firmware or keyboard firmware or screen firmware or the Intel CPU?

just buy another computer

No but my dick has

but it still has an Intel CPU

What's this new meme? Are people getting v& now for loli?

No, but redditors who have just been exposed to such "extreme" content for the first time think it is illegal and legally equivalent to having real child porn in your hard drive.

>yes, I was watching some porn (not cp or anything nsfl) and suddenly my screen got locked with white fullscreen image with police logo, some text accusing me of watching cp and bitcoin address, webcam diod turned on and took photo (black screen because it was night and not facing on me) and putted that on the screen probably to make it more scarry

>Fucking DOMINATED

don't they have gore boards on there?

Yes. Anything "extreme" you find here you can find there too.

gore can't be worse than 2d loli porn lol

Post-freedomist

Exactly

I think so, but 99% of redditors just browse the boards with cat photos and the latest news about stupid shit drumpf did

>Exactly
meant for

You are a dumbass if get all of that

But that's not what got infected

>he thinks his hardware doesn't come pre-installed with NSA spyware
look up intel minix

Not since 2005. I've been using linux ever since then.

I infected my Win2k/IE5 machine so hard it had to be completely wiped. Browsing porn as a middle schooler before adblock was rough.

it was when i was a tech ignorant 8 year old

When I was a kid, sure. System restore saved me plenty of times.

>SYSTEM RESTORE FIXING ANYTHING
oamilaffin.exe