Is this shit actually worth it? It looks like it would be super uncomfortable and loud as shit...

Only worth it if you can setup your no hands experience with a blow doll or something.

If this thing will keep you incels from violent breakouts, then fine, fuck a robot.

this

Fuck off
>coming to a van attack near you!!!!

yeah, maybe the government should issue incels sex toys as coping mechanisms.

Why? So she can come out with false rape chargers at a later time when she is having post-menstrual stress disorder and needs to vent out on some innocent unlucky fellow who crossed her path in life?
Better to use sex toys. Cheaper and less risk of life being ruined, also less risk of STD.

then enjoy being foreveralone.jpg

Don't or you'll get arrested for cp shit
fuwafuwa.moe/nr/freeme/

#rubbervaginasnotguns

Still 20X more convenient than dealing with the bullshit, stress, and mind games of a woman.

Personally, I'd never buy one of these things. I'd feel so pathetic using one, I'd probably never even get hard.

Fleshlights are overrated as fuck tbqh.
I own one but most of the time I opt for a simple fap, it's actually a lot more pleasant and responsive than the hole.
I only use the fleshlight when I get too bored with simply fapping and want something a bit different.
And most of the time I instantly regret using the hole after I cum, along the lines of "well that was pretty underwhelming considering the cleanup."

Go to /jp/ go to the onahole thread and read the pastebin. Or just a Venus real, lube and a warmer off Amazon. Thank me later

I poked a hole in my venus real, it's too small unless you have asian dick
Just get a fleshlight

I can agree about the hassle to use, simply because it's easier to use my hand. If yours is getting sticky without powder though you're just a disgusting fuck. I've literally only ever washed it out with hot water and I've never had a problem in 2 years.

Yeah, and it starts to collect lint and shit turning grey. Fleshlights go sour real quick. They are a gimick. They feel good brand new, but unless you plan on buying one every month, they are not worth the investment.
Women are self cleaning and automated.
Fix your ape brain and get with the current year.
If you dont have a self cleaning automated women, you are doing it wrong.

>start collecting lint
What the fuck are you retards doing do your flashlights? Throwing them around your room with the lid off? Leaving dried cum in them?

chad detected

Get with the times gramps, semi-realistic sex dolls are already here. If uncanny valley bothers you, use VR porn/games for visual stimulation.

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Begone, roastie. Real men talk here.

>Is this shit actually worth it?
no, what the fuck

go bond with some people and improve on your personality. there are actual buttholes out there waiting for you OP

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I assume most of them aren't washing them and instead are just throwing them, cum-filled, in their closet so their parents don't find it.

not just apples to oranges but the oranges cost 20 times as much and weigh 200 times as much

This. Why waste hundreds of thousands on a roastie to get cucked when a doll is just a one time $10k payment?

They're decent but a PITA to keep clean and I just can't be fucking bothered with them. I once blew my load in one and forgot about it and a day later it was completely black and full of mold.

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I wish they were self cleaning. Worst part of fleshlights or any sex doll. Until then, I'm going to continue to bust a nut into the toilet or shower

>2000+18
>3DPD

Prep the bull and enjoy your divorce.

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This
All you antihuman faggots don't understand that women are self cleaning
I may be a forever alone virgin but you are something else

youtube.com/watch?v=aUyESth1SlI
You can have one for as little as $800
There are models with replaceable vaginas for easy cleaning. The doll can be washed in shower once a week.

>antihuman faggots
you need to go back

lol just get a gf or fuck a whore at some party, it's not rocket science

>current year plus two
>Jow Forums is against transhumanism
WTF happened with Jow Forums?

to paraphrase Willie Nelson - "Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be NEETs!!'
i know of quite a few even in my area - no signifigant others, mothers (and fathers) who should be retired but working so their kids can have an allowance into their 30s (one guy i know here is 35 and his mother lets him off with a $200/month bill on her Visa for anime figures, meanwhile his dad was kicked out of the Mounties and An Hero'd after she divorced him, and dude has a younger sister who is a teacher and owns her own house. How many, do you wanna bet, on here, are incel basement dwellers living on their parents dime?

i meant $2000/month Visa bill, sorry

popularity
mobileposters, reddit, the elections, all of it stems from it getting far too popular for its own good
now its just the comment section of a news site

or just don't cum in it?

girls get pregnant

get a doubleshot onahole. ive fucked 11 women so far and id say my lolinco ranks higher than half the women. its definitely better than fucking a fat chick.

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>not embracing the superior NEET lifestyle

Stay mad wagie.

fuckin bongs mang. they will arrest a guy for 2D and a masturbator but do nothing to asians pimping 12y olds

all of these fags are wrong

fleshlights are fucking amazing. just clean it every time you use it with hot water. i just bring it in the shower after i fap. fuck girls, they are not worth anything.

>Jow Forums - Technology

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weebshitters btfo

not mad, at least i got a girlfriend and know what it's like to have contact with a vagina instead of buying a piece of plastic or rubber.

I forgot to clean my last one out for a while. Stuck my dick in for a minute before noticing something fly out of it. Turns out a colony of fruit flies had moved in, little maggots crawling all through the thing and whatnot.

Speaking for yourself huh user?

Don't blame it on woman because you can't handle them

Becoming a wageslave because of some hole is truly sad.

I was thinking about purchasing my first toy whilst my folks are out of town this week, what fleshlight do you guys suggest? Or even tenga egg?

not because of the hole, it's because im a fucking adult and not living under mommy and daddy's roof. i had the career without the woman. Don't you got a van to rent and women to run over?

try harder and get a woman(female)
ffs dude, u even serious?

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I think something like a meiki plush doll would give you far more bang for the buck.

>tfw literally never touched a woman's skin

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>They feel good brand new, but unless you plan on buying one every month, they are not worth the investment.
If that's their expected lifespan, I'll stick with a thin latex glove and some sponge in a can. 0 cleanup, simply replace the glove.

I mean cmon, im reading the comments and the fuck? I thought those stcks with holes were just a meme like the finger box wtf
I rather die than to fall this deep dude
Ok, this is filled with sociopaths and weirdos, but to actually lose all hope and end up cumming into a fucking stck? To clean it later? WHAT THE FUCK
GET A WOMAN, FUCKING PATHETIC LOSERS, DISGUSTING AS FUCK, TRY HARDER OR JUST NECK YOURSELVES AND STOP THE UFFERING, FFS MY FUCKING GOD.

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I think it's worth it. Get the Fleshlight GO, its smaller and no the Fleshlight doesn't make any noise itself. Also make sure to get the Fleshight cleaning powder as well to stop it from getting sticky. Sticking one between a pillow and humping away feels amazing. Implying this isn't any different from the millions of girls who ride suction-dildos is retarded.

>God

Lmao

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>Fleshlight GO
What do they expect their users to do? Rub one out on a public toilet? Go outside to begin with?

What is a dildo then genius? How is that any different?

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Take it on vacation or a business trip maybe?

Holy fuck kill yourself Reddit faggot

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you can't stick your dick in a dildo.
gayfags probably use a fleshlight AND a dildo, mebbe?

...

>you can't stick your dick in a dildo
Fucking watch me senpai.

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

Why are you on this website? Fuck off

>Unironically being a feminist

Stop

>a day later it was completely black and full of mold
What the fuck is living in your urethra, Papa Nurgle?

>you can't stick your dick in a dildo
No, but I can stick a dildo in my dick.

re: thats quoting a meme

You have hands,faggot

>because im a fucking adult
And who called you an adult? Who considers not living with your parents a necessity? Other wagies? That's just their coping. Stay mad and pay taxes, we need them for our neetbux.

I bought a Fleshlight and it did absolutely nothing for me. I used it about three times and threw it in a drawer. Just having a wank is better.

lived with my parents as well after the recession of 08 hit til i got on my feet. but i also made sure to better myself and used my skills to help myself, not sit around and live off of my folks.

also, some parents will get you out one way or another, like this fucking NEET
thestar.com/news/world/2018/05/23/new-york-parents-go-to-court-to-evict-their-30-year-old-son-from-home.html

Jow Forums truly has fallen if people are upset at the existence of fleshlights and insist that prospective buyers should "get laid" instead.

Jow Forums is newfag Reddit central now. Just look at this shithole. Every single fucking board.

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Just get a load of Tenga eggs

>Use
>Discart
>Repeat

They are so fucking cheap

Are they good, though?

Not every board, but most. Jow Forums has been fucked for a while though, maybe even before gaymer gay

just think of it as a one night stand and you wish you had more from that same person, but instead with a toy.

No. Every single board. No exceptions.

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Not being able to support yourself and leeching off of someone else just makes you a fucking loser. Plus the whole being a recluse and having no contact with other people in the outside world adds on to being a loser afraid of reality.

ebin r*ddit bro
don't wander into /b/ its reallly fucked friend !

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they literally fell worse than your hand and are a huge hassle to wash and dry so they don't breed bacteria.

Cutfags might benefit from it. everyone else already has a built-in fleshlight that works better.

i'm uhhhhh all for fleshlights but could you stop posting that child kthxbai

no

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I own one and I don't use it much. Its too much of a chore to clean.
It does feel very good though, better than sex. That shit vacuums your dick, and mine had a little vibrator egg in it as well, total sense overload. Problem is, most of the time you just want a good night wank.

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>they literally fell worse than your hand
>t. someone who has never used one and suffers from deathgrip
either that or you're too retarded to see that you can unscrew the end so it isn't tight

>low test
I think it would be good for anons who need to nut at least one time a day. Also aren't they dishwasher friendly? Or just use douche to clean it, shoudn't be harder than cleaning your dick.

>Also aren't they dishwasher friendly?
I very much doubt it, they are made of a very soft porous material, it would probably collapse under any violent washing.

>a long tunnel isn't harder to clean than a rod

Yes, it fucking is.