If you had 300$ and you had to spend it tonight, what would you spend it on?

I'd pay a hobo to "murder" me

Heroin.

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then what are you doing

Have a nice 4-course dinner somewhere with a friend?

I'm taking her on a night out to go do something and get some food. Am I supposed to just pretend like she doesn't exist or something? God user, do you even visit your family?

Fucking machine

>do something
lewd

Nah mam, we just haging out. The lewdest thing we do is hug each other goodbye. I don't like wanna marry her or something.

8 more gigs of ram and 512 or 1tb 2.5 inch ssd for my new laptop

Food.
I have $60 in my chequeing account and I need to make a couple tomatoes, 5 packs of ramen and a bag of rice last 2 weeks.

And yes, I do have savings

I would buy the box set of every Frasier series and
some wine, a box of condoms, and a prostitute for the night

Is this the three item Walmart challenge?

bitcoin, that way ((they))'ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands

don't you have a minimum balance to meet to avoid penalties?
mine requires 300 (used to be 100) or at the end of the month they charge you 5 bucks

>It’s not like I want to date her baka
I feel love in the air.

hookers

They do. I belive the minimum balance is $3000 and the fee is $5. Nothing I can really do about it atm but search for a new job

A comission of my fursona being fucked by 14 werewolves I guess. And some chocolate

Partially pay my credit card off :(

>And some chocolate
you fucking disgust me

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A shit load of hashish

Usually the currency symbol goes at the start, not the end.

build a shitty PC out of $300

sell it for $350

build another shitty PC for $300

sell it for $350

do this over and over again

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A Ryzen 2600x mobo combo

Fucking spider spray

Buy one 2tb HDD or maybe one 3tb if possible because the ones I got will die any time for sure
Yes they are that expensive where I live.

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t. never visits family

not individually

Have you tried icing sugar and baking soda?

You really don't want to know..

coke and hookers

>he hugs his extended family

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Index funds

Bad Dragon Dildos

>he doesn't hug his extended family
And then you wonder why you're such a miserable khv neet.

>financial gurus
>ask Jow Forums
LMAO

if i have to spend i would buy a new gpu to my mate.

I wouldn't know, I don't want to fuck my cousin

I'd schedule a carpenter and get a ladder.

Why not Good Dragon Dildos?

Neither do I, why are you all such degenerate braindead mongrels?

Dunno, I need a new GPU since my GT 640 clearly isn't a good option anymore, especially for a dual monitor setting. I refuse to buy 2 year old hardware for prices which are over the release price. $300 for free might change my mind though.

Why are you leading your poor cousin on like a beta cuck?

they're just fucking with you. but stop saying you really like your cousin

I'd make an advance payment on my internet so I'd be covered for the next 2 months.

this. it is not good social behavior.

Not him but I'm confused as well. Is alienating your family a western thing? I go to outings with one of my cousins sometimes.

Yeah user probably blew this whole thing out of proportion by saying that. I mean it's not a bad thing but it can make for some misunderstandings. Imagine if he said that in public lmao.

solid choice

a 2K monitor

Is this real? Omg the absolute state of america

Nah I'm just fucking with him, I hang out with my cousin sometimes too, we still play the tag game except tagging each other's assholes with our dicks

The second sentence really says it all.

Either a few 4TB discs so as to force myself to finally build my home server, or a memeium soldering/desoldering station to replace my $30 chinkshit garbage

I bet he giggles himself to sleep at night when he thinks about her. Must be nice, I usually end my nights with soft sobbing sounds and a bottle of whiskey.

Food

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A $300 gift card to Amazon or something so I could spend it on something I actually needed when I needed it.

An LTO-5 tape drive and a PCIe SCSI card

Are you in low earth orbit?

There is no /csg/ hope for you if you couldn't get a good chinkshit soldering iron for $30.

A larger desk so that I could keep my soldering station set up 24/7

It's good, and because I don't randomly have $300 for free to spend right now I'm not actually looking for an upgrade, I'm just saying that if I did have those free $300 I'd upgrade it. Specifically getting something for desoldering too, I should mention.

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Save for a drone, or tower speakers, or a monitor, or snow tires, I don't know 300 doesn't buy me anything I need now

apply for calfresh if you live in California.

I didn't come here for feels.

>chequeing
>america

>spend it tonight

I could probably only spend it online, if I had to spend it during the night.

I'd probably buy some nice clothes. Like a few t-shirts and shorts.

It's a yuro thing

sauce

progreamming books

credit for my VPS

Get plastered and go have some fun.

New processor. Or a used lathe, if I could wrangle one at this time of night. I'm a /diy/nosaur though.

3/4 of my rent

Oh my god I had to take out a calculator for that. Your total rent is $500 right?

Never seen this wacky kind of bait before

some god damn smokes and like 280 bucks worth of virtual currency

You either live in an amazingly low cost of living area, or a shithole. Or both? Which is it? Rent wasn't that low in uni, and it was still a shithole...

seriously what the fuck is that

A gun to kill myself

you shouldn't kill yourself (unless you're a pedophile)

tfw they killed backpage so you can't find a good hooker to go with your blow anymore.

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another ultrawide cause fuck it i like screen real estate

But user, I'm suicidal. Life seems so hopeless.

wtf, this only happens when you have a saving account, and you are supposed to never have below the minimum there, you are NOT supposed to frequently take money from there, only put more
A regular account (where normally your salary is deposited) doesn't charge you fees for not having a minimum, and the cost of the account itself is paid by your employer, you do have a job right user?

I just want to build a PC, I guess

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hrm hard call honestly. Might go with a android laptop, 5 pi zeros for the lulz and the rest in micro SD drives.

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Such a shame, you could get a 120 gb SSD for the same price and increase performance a ton

but I want to keep muh chinese perverted comics

Windows mixed reality headset.

I think I owe my parents money, but they wouldn't tell me how much. Might give it to them.

vibrating buttplug and a E-stim kit.