Learn Java and Android Studio on youtube

>learn Java and Android Studio on youtube
>get a job in San Francisco company as a diversity hire
>$200/hr starting

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would be so much better if you worked from home

>san francisco
>being gay for $200ph

no thanks pajeet

Do you have papers?

Can I get a diversity hire for being gay if I'm white and own guns and care about liberty?

Maybe if you hide the guns and liberty thing from them and get a tan.
Bonus points for wearing a Che t-shirt.

200$ per hour my ass, I earn that much in a week

But I hate baby killer Che and like my skin tone how it is. I'll start off slow with EFF hoodies and work my way up to come and take it and End the Fed apparel.

I really hope that's after taxes, user.

that only works if you're black AND have no talent

It's real.
youtube.com/watch?v=rqX8PFcOpxA

Terry?
I didn't know you used Jow Forums and Jow Forums
What up my nigga

Most of her coworkers are white. Did you literally search for "software engineer" and find that?

Actually that's o n i o n s even for a female, especially the elevator jazz.

Also whole video is her riding somewhere, then eating&drinking, typing around a line of text, then drinking again and riding back home while checking an expensive tech gadget.
That's why American boomers imagine everything to be "easy" and want into IT. People live in some half reality show. No skill involved, she isn't tired because she arrived at 11am to the office and spent rest of the day on Asian dramas.

programming is a hipster profession now

i earn that much in two weeks

>>get a job in San Francisco company as a diversity hire

and then not afford rent because you're only employed ten hours per week as an IC. Also what you said doesn't apply to indians who in America are classified as white/british

do you think we're really that retarded op?

>Ship all your relatives in on the same system
>after a few years open a curry restaurant

>bay area
>available retail space

it's more likely another starbucks would get put in or the space converted to offices

I'm unironically considering this
Is this actually possible through YouTube alone?

no

also: no