when you're the 4th best langauge on your own VM

> when you're the 4th best langauge on your own VM

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Kotlin ascends, a messenger of ill-omen

Doesn't that mean they're being honest? How is this a bad thing?

It's just funny how the JVM was built for Java, yet it's such a garbage language it's been outmatched by 3 other languages.

>Free, Open Source
>Open Source (Free)

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>java considered worse based on shit that hasn't been true since 2010 but is still being parroted in cesspits like reddit because it's le funny xDdd java is so bad amirite? its le slow and le bad because uhhh le uhhhh edit: WOWWW THANKS FOR LE GOLD :)))
>meme languages considered better
nothing new

why are there two columns for PRICE?

> meme language

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>318 user recs
>unknown site
nobody cares

Where's the ShitposterFactory?

>14 opinion prove meme langs not used in the industry are the best
Omfg oracle btfo

serious question: does anybody still use Java outside Android in new projects?

sure, java is doing better than ever. you're falling for hype if you believe there's a reason to think otherwise. but this is nothing new really, same thing happened when supposedly everyone and their mother was using rails, and this is just one example

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Java is still shit though.

Truly the worst typed language ever.

Java is one of the most popular languages out there.

Why would anyone build or use a language for the JVM that was worse than Java though?

Java the language (not the JVM) is literally pointless in a world where .NET Core runs on all the major OS's like a dream. C# is what Java tried to be.

yes, Jow Forums tards just like to shout memes, but these memes mean nothing to real people

Java is legit. If you need to write your own custom microservice, it's the way to go.

It only gets a bad wrap from angsty college undergrads and closet racists on Jow Forums since Java is huge in India.

Meanwhile, the top engineers at all the big tech and banking firms highly recommend it, because it just works.

Long live Java!

>kotlin
>t.googler

allegro.tech/2018/05/From-Java-to-Kotlin-and-Back-Again.html

What is with you google shills?
Can you ever STFU about your goddamn intellij and your goddamn kotlin?
They are both AWEFUL

>t.pajeet

"Tried to be"
Literally the world runs on Java.

Intellij is based

>Open source ((((Free))))

I'm not talking about adoption, which Java is ahead by a lot. I'm talking about the programmability of the language. C# simply blows Java out of the water when it comes to making it easy to write readable and maintainable code.

Wrong, java is the best, unless you want to meme FP
techempower.com/benchmarks/#section=test&runid=60fab9eb-a5ad-49cb-aefe-24ad0f377122&hw=ph&test=query

C# sucks dick, see

>t. underage highschoolers that have never seen real enterprise software.

The biggest reason why java is still popular till today is because android use it. Now google is moving to Kotlin so it's obvious that java is loosing its place

Mono's basically dead.

>java is still popular
>android

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Even without android we're talking almost every medium to large corporation across the western world. And it'll stay that way for another 2 decades.

Java on Android only a portion of actual use of Java. It is far more used and popular in medium sized to large businesses

Kotlin has to play catch up for years until it reaches the performances and library support that java has

>MUH READABLE
Not a real issue of a language. Syntax is fine, it's just marginally more verbose. It's literally a fake issue made by babbies

>MUH MAINTAINABLE
Not a language issue. If you want maintainable decouple, keep responsibilities simple and well-defined, and document well. Using dependency injection solves like 99% of problems in Java maintainability

the recent rumors are that java will literally chop the serialization from java because its the source of all the exploits

instead of fucking fixing it once and for all they decide to remove a single yet crucial function

(((Free)))

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wrong

try reading past the headlines moron

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>14 opinions considered
lmao
kotlin "devs" only had money to hire 14 pajeets to shill for them? broke ass niggas!

>when you let other people make decisions for you

The absolute state of modern Jow Forums, brainlets.

it's 14 options, not opinions.

>he believes he's the author of his decisions
'heh'

>Kotlin above Clojure and Scala
How did this even happened?

Not really. The JVM is what's important. The language comes second.
>such a garbage
Clojure and Scala are universally praised as great languages. Doesn't mean Java is bad (it has some good parts).

Why shouldn't it be? It's easier to write than C and C++, enforces better structure than scripting languages making in more appealing in business plus what JVM provides: massive standard library, you write once and runs on every system, good interoperability.

>nodejs
I'm even surprised there more than a dozen jobs looking for node devs. This doesn't make java's situation healthy. Not saying that it isn't, just that it's a shitty comparison.

This. kek

This article is embarrassing.

Guy completely misunderstands or is ignorant to Kotlin features, and claims that Kotlin is awful because of it.

The only thing he got right here is platform types, which is objectively the worst part of Kotlin.

> performances
What the fuck are you talking about? They both run on the same VM.

> library support
Kotlin has 100% interop with Java. If Java has a library, Kotlin has one too. If Kotlin has a library, so does Java. You seriously need to read before speaking.

Haters gon hate

Kys Open source (free) fags, Free, Open source master race

found the brainlet that never actually benchmarks

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jews

I love how people shit on Java, yet it's still the language that generates the most profit for companies worldwide, by such a largin that it's not even funny.
Java usage in fintech alone (banks excluding) is more than the next two contenders combined.
Stay poor Java haters.

Kotlin can be just as efficient as Java as long as you understand how it translates to Java. It's easy to abuse like any functional language. With great power comes great responsibility.

>clojure
>ceylon

what the fuck are those shits?

A Java is fine too.

stop linking this garbage article lmao