What clothes should I wear for coding?

What clothes should I wear for coding?

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banana hammock and a nice hat of your choice

do you not own a pair of coding socks?

Programming socks and the sexiest Lingerie money can buy

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Clothes that make you feel good about yourself. Sit up straight. Shave and wash your face. Also, clean up your work environment.

Nothing at all.

Absolutely nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

NOTHING AT ALL!

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a shirt and boxers, that's it
even my clients don't know I don't wear any pants when on video conferences!

Quality thread.

As stupid as it sounds, that's the only legit advice here. (except mine obviously)

you win this time.

Girls clothes. Everyone knows crossdressers make the best coders.

For real though, it's pretty great.

this. If you don't code wearing a skirt then you're doing it wrong

A black hoodie if you wanna get dem hacks

faggot cocksucker

Everyone on this board knows that you need rainbow knee-highs and a good supply of anti-androgens to be a good programmer

bra, leggings, and panties

Just doing what must be done to be a pro tier programmer

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I will personally impregnate your faggot ass

Nothing

confused by the wording

Just your underwear user, and if you live alone then completely naked

how lewd user
how can I program properly if you're doing that?

This. If you want to look the part of hackerman.

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this and don't forget the knee socks

NEWMAN

how would i concentrate being hard all the time?

Yes
But seriously kid
I made the first computer like this
My name is Tommy Flowers

check em

A kimono

The hrt will fix that in a few months

My nigga

Seifuku

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>Seifuku
I don't get it
We nuke them, and they embrace navy fashion into schools
Jesus Japan hasn't been the same since the bombs droped

Your programming armor obviously.
Didn't your manager give you a set when you started working there?

Honestly if your office is too shabby to supply you with your own set of programming armor at least, you really should be looking for a better job.

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noneh

Everybody knows that one: aloha shirt and classic fit flat-front pants.

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Obviously

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Where's that trap meme

I see you're a expert in python
Well done user

No shirt?

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flip flops and chanel n. 5

>he fell for the wearing clothes meme

I am wearing striped blue socks, tiny wonderwoman shorts with cute stars on them, and a white crop top

Wife-beater and whitey tighties

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Basically, this man only wears a shirt and boxers, including when on video conference with a client

A true example for us all

boxerz

This goes well with cargo pants and military boots for that genuine freedom broker look.