Any true programmer should always, absolutely and without excuse follow the following rule: _______________________

Any true programmer should always, absolutely and without excuse follow the following rule: _______________________

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>Any true programmer should always, absolutely and without excuse follow the following rule:
True professionals use MacBook Pros, Chinkpad is a meme perpetuated by unemployed Jow Forumsentoomens

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Never be offensive.

work hard and believe in yourself!

set your tabwidth to 4 spaces.

be Jewish, fat, disgusting, retarded, manipulative, survivalist, and greedy although the last 6 are always included when you're a chosenite

Don’t be evil

don't work for free

just b urself

Even if you work for free, you're still learning. You still gain knowledge.

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Trips of confirmation

paste the following code in your console and execute


setInterval(function(){alert("eat shit");},1)

have schizophrenia and live in the streets of portland

>following rule:
No contract, no contact.
That is, if you're not getting paid for answers, don't give any.

I tried putting this in my console, but it is not recognized as an internal or external command.

Still don't work for free. There's other ways to learn that don't involve devaluing the trade.

Install Gentoo

No line may be wider than 80 characters.

"strive for a balance between aesthetics and practicality of code he write."

>press F-12
>click "Console"

72

Why though?

>linelets will defend this

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Fits perfectly on an A4 page if you print it out in 11pt.

Na you can eat shit. Some of the best software out there has been developed by people working for free.

>living in the 70s
>using paper

...I have never in my 11 year career in it had to print out any code.

I do try to limit my code lines to 80ish line, but I'm not strict about it, if breaking the line to make it les than 80 makes it look stupid I don't do it. And really it's more about fitting comfortably 3 vertical vim windows on my screen rather then sticking to

Have you never had to write a thesis?
I also find it very useful to print out part of the source when I'm discussing shit with the application engineers, so I can quickly highlight shit in there and add notes for future changes / additions.
I don't print out code all the time, but it's nice to be able to do it whenever I want without having to worry about line breaks.

fpbp

Keep it simple.

use tabs instead of spaces

Never use goto

Don't name your variables data

>I also find it very useful to print out part of the source when I'm discussing shit with the application engineers, so I can quickly highlight shit in there and add notes for future changes / additions.

Any good VCS can do that. No need to waste paper.

>Have you never had to write a thesis?
Sure, it's here:
github.com/jakubgs/engineering-thesis

>I also find it very useful to print out part of the source when I'm discussing shit with the application engineers
I don't know where you work but offices usually have screens in meeting rooms.

If only you knew the truth.

I often use `rval` name for return values from functions if it's just gonna be used immediately. Is that bad?

>Jow Forums isn't mentally il-

What if I want to jump out of a nested loop?

*2

after one month, increase your estrogen dosage from 2mg to 4mg

Use factory state singleton design pattern.

>not using Hungarian notation

Doing it literally by hand just feels better for me.
And if your code needs to be wider than 80 characters, either your names are too long, you aren't using namespaces the way you should be, or you're nesting your code too deep.
>wasting paper
Do you also drive a Prius because muh environment? Fucking hippie

Again, the hardcopies are more for me, and those discussions don't always take place in meeting rooms or my own office.
>link
kurwa :D

Not if you're consistent about it. I'd prefer retval or result though.

lness.

>Again, the hardcopies are more for me, and those discussions don't always take place in meeting rooms or my own office.
Fair enough.
>kurwa :D
ja pierdole...

only reason i hate python is cuz pep8 says 4 spaces instead of tab. fuck that.

You can do what you want, but you have to be coherent.

this tbqh

>hungarian notation
>int int_x = 0;
>helping the compiler by defining types in names
>using variables so far away from their definition that you forget what type they are

Thankfully I'm not a stupid retard like you.

>Systems Hungarian
The retard is you.

How retarded are you

Never use a BSD license.

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break

Get it working, then make it look good.

He's such a nasty fucking fuck.