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>News
• user fixes his 128gb USB flashdriver • user bought an animal id implant off AliExpress and put it into his hand • user delivers on the mi mascot image without watermarks • user gets a case for his Galaxy S9 • user bought a OrangePi Lite • user wants to find a case for his iPod Classic • user's bluetooth dongle sounds weird • user posts update on his keyholder Previous thread

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github.com/rytilahti/python-miio
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Last minute news
• user reviews Xiaomi neckband bt headphones nearly forgets image with the wiha set for size compare

anybody ordered t430s FHD kit from ali ?
I think i will risk it with this one:
aliexpress.com/item/LCD-controller-board-kit-LVDS-cable-1920X1080-IPS-1080P-FHD-Screen-Kit-for-thinkpad-T430S-T420S/32837482398.html

Botnet cutie for new csg mascot

Fake thread, real one (made before this one) is here

>pepe and wojak trash op pic

Lol no fuck off and besides this has more posters already

Fuck I forgot to review the wihat set too:

Nice set of screw drivers, feels high quality. Entire set cheaper than Wiha tweezers. Honestly I just like opening and closing it.

Nice how is the quality on the bits?

I honestly never had any quality bits so I can't compare- Only reason I got it was that Wiha is regarded as top tier for tools and it's got their name on it.

please ship some dildoes to my mother's adress

Asking again
Is the kingdian fix for the drive or for the computer?

kek

Friendly reminder that the appropriate thread, made before this one and with a longer news list, is at

I thought I deleted all those old images, fugg

no wonder I get no new frienda

Pathetically desperate

why are slavs so stupid?

Considering the Redmi Note 5 Global are there better competitors for the price?

Aliexpress has it on flashsale for today. $160. Probably the best you'll get for a long time.

Any news on the availability of the Mi 8 Explorer edition for the announced price? I've seen pre-sale for like 900 bucks.

Just got my ZhiYin Z5000 and some MMCX cable

So far so good, very balanced sound with decent bass.
But the rubber tips are impossible to use with this headphones, since it create a vacuum seal and fucks up the sound. With the foam tips works great.

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How much are they?

34 euroshekels plus the cable 4€

The Redmi 5 Plus has been discontinued, I'm not sure what this will mean for future updates since it's not one of its main phones like the Note.

Fix... for the USB stick firmware? For the stick itself. And it already works on Linux.

Finally got my amazon chink shit. Tribit speaker and 8Bitdo SF30 Pro.

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Post more pics of the 8bitdo also how does that speaker sound?

>tfw Ugreen sends you a free smol cable tie

I need to know where I can get more these tiny ones

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More Xiaomeme/Philips botnet lamps.

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The Tribit sounds great with the new firmware, definitely the best speaker in the budget speaker range.

SF30 Pro is a miles improvement over the NES/FC30 Pro. Dpad is not an oversensitive mess and feels awesome, analog sticks feels like real ones now and not like some nipples.

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So how does this work? Do they have a WiFi connection to connect them to the botnet?

>Do they have a WiFi connection to connect them to the botnet?
Yes

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Sauce on this qt?

Just got mysef new polarized clip on sunglasses and new mi band 2 band.

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i thought it was basically the same phone as redmi note 5 so it should still get updates

...

Shoo shoo stinky chinky

Other than looks they're not the same phone, hardware wise it's a Redmi Note 4x and the Note 5 has better specs.

Can they be dimmed like the new yee light?

Yes it got same kind control.

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do you prefer a custom rom over stock rom in the xiaomi mi a1?
Given just with root you can unninstall gapps. (is it the case?)
Mine will get home in about a week.

Why would you do that?

Fuck the other thread.

What's the current chink meme pen? I've started journalling and getting sick of cheap ballpoints.

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I just bought 1m roll from them.
My workspace was never this tidy

Been a while since CSG
who is the readhead

They always do!
How much were they?

>How much were they?
Total $22.20.

Too bad I got chink'd during sales.

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I still wonder what's difference between Crystal and Matte.

I picked Matte ones as I assume these to prove diffused lighting.

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Explain memebulbs. Is it the same as yeelight?
Which one should I buy if I want properly supported, documented and maintained local API?

>Which one should I buy if I want properly supported, documented and maintained local API?
Then get Yeelight since they offer open API.

For controlling Philips/Mijia bulbs you have to grab token from Mi Home app. github.com/rytilahti/python-miio

one and a half pairs?

Yeah picked it up today too, now just got to wait the 2 months for it to get here lmao.

this is the better /csg/ thread

Wrong.

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does this come in bayonet mount

Friendly reminder

YEET!
None of it is tech tho, Is it out of topic?

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any dildos or buttplugs?

Picasso pen, inks and a silk scarf.

What did I get today?

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a 12V 4.2W solar panel, some more jumper wires and a valve which prevents water from flowing in an air pipe

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Is it problematic to charge a 18650 battery with 5.3V? Did that with my Sony VTC6.

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if you don't stop when the battery reaches 4.2V you will damage it, so you have to check it all the time.
aliexpress.com/item/1PCS-5V-1A-Micro-USB-18650-Lithium-Battery-Charging-Board-Charger-Module-Protection-Dual-Functions/32467578996.html
you need one of these to charge it with 5 or 5.3V without having to worry

Thank you. Ordered some of them some time ago without really knowing why. Should work with one of them, shouldn't it?

aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-lot-New-Power-Bank-18650-Battery-Holder-Plastic-Battery-Holder-Storage-Box-Case-for-1x/32813026986.html

It works for a single cell or if they are in parallel, not for more than one 18650 cell in series, so if you ordered the holder for a single cell just solder it to the little board and you can use it.
But be careful with these shitty battery holders when inserting or removing the batteries, they sometimes damage the insulation which is wrapped around the battery.

Thonk you. Have a nice day m8.

New Frame + digitizer for my Milestone 2 arrived.

I know that it ain't that much worth to refurbish almost 8 year old phone, but I still miss QWERTY phones.

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Who dis qt?

they've always sent me a regular one, and I have a roll of several meters of it, too.
But this one is small and has that tiny loop on one end that you can tie to a cable so you don't lose the tie when untied. Anker gives these out with their cables too.

What a disgusting thing on the right.

What's the /csg/-recommended flac player with bluetooth?

Benji t6 is stronk with rockbox and shit.

That's how you make them explode.
For real, shorting and overcharging is how you make a lithium battery over-heat/vent/explode.

Rewrap them when the wrap is damaged, especially the positive pole. It's the only thing protecting them from shorting when inserted in these holders or when touching metal.

Just got a switch, what dock should I get? I don't want to fry my Switch already. Also, if it has three USB 3.0 that are actually USB 3.0 and not just 2.0 painted, it would be great.
What other shit should I get? Also, can the switch be charged on a regular USB 3.0? Like, charging it from a PC.

Watch out for chink Switch stuff, Nintendo decided to throw USB-C compliance out the window which means a good, compliant type-C charger will just cause your switch to overdraw power and kill itself afaik.

Nvm, looks like it's just the official nintendo dock itself that has issues.

Looking to spend 20 quid max on new IEMs. My current earphones are Soundmagic E10s -- can I get better for the price?
Is this 'audiobudget' website trusted?
Main wants are audio quality (obvs), comfort (I don't wear headphones anymore because I always end up breaking them, so I'll be wearing these for hours on end), and durability (since I'll also take them with me on the go)
Bonus if they have those removable cables and bluetooth wires, do KZ only offer those?

I will probably get this thing, I will have to use my own dock inside of this. aliexpress.com/store/product/For-Nintendo-Switch-Docking-Station-Mini-Heat-Dissipating-Replacement-Dock-Case-Cover-for-HDMI-TV-Charger/1818279_32859097019.html?
Also, I am getting a screen/digitalizer replacement and a joycon and backplate housing replacement too, so my switch will end almost white, except for the buttons and some of the switch itself, but maybe there is one shell out there already, or a dbrand skin.
aliexpress.com/store/product/Replacement-Housing-Shell-Case-for-Nintendo-Switch-Controller-Joy-Con-with-buttons-clear-color/3114051_32826689501.html? and aliexpress.com/item/Replacement-Original-new-Touch-screen-for-Nintend-Switch-NS-console-touch-screen/32854087541.html
ugh

Get NTAG215 tags for emulating amiibo.
I also bought a MicroSD to SD (sic!) adapter and a WiFi SD card. Now I don't have to do twitter gymnastics to get my screenshots/videos out and I have them readily available for shitposting within seconds.
Only viable while docked because of this dangling dong, but it's good enough. I planed to unscrew it and place this thing inside, but never got to it.

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>Now I don't have to do twitter gymnastics to get my screenshots/videos out and I have them readily available for shitposting within seconds
wait, how does that work? Like, are you capturing the screen all the time and sending it to you PC? Like, why would having a second connection help there?

>microSD to SD
... its beautiful

SD card has a wifi interface. It connects to your home WiFi network and sets up a http server with file directory that I access from the same network. The moment I capture a screenshot, it's already available there for download.
Second connection is a mess and it likely interferes with onboard wifi, draws more power too. But since my Switch is docked 90% of the time it's all fine. Fuck Nintendo for not making a proper sharing interface.

This screenshot is from Transcend WiFi card I rented from a friend btw. It looks like crap and barely works. I now bought a Toshiba one that should be better, but have yet to try it.

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Is there a good chink tie brand? looking for some ties to round out my collection without spending $50 each

>buy the rn4 they said
>dude lmao 4000mAh

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Chink whetstones y/n?

Shoo shoo stinky chinky

六四天安門事件
"june 4th Tiananmen Square massacre" in Chinese (gets Chinese players banned)

六四天安門事件・天安門大屠殺
Red China army killed great number of Chinese democratization's people in Tienanmen
Square in 1989 Jun .Their China military's tanks killed many democratic citizen .
It was awesome and shocking !

文化大革命
Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .

人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan

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>balls

Vape for 50 full kit?

RN5 Global

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is there an inexpensive&decent arcade stick?
i dont want anything crazy,
i just want to play some metal slug and misc things on mame every now and then

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remove the retarded botnet app that's mining buttcoins

haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa omg i didn't see it at first

This arrived today, totally forgot I ordered it.
Nice quality, doesn't include a save battery but it was easy to replace.

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Qanba Drone. Nothing premium, but it's a good feeling stick and gets the job done for $60

Are there any good chink Airpod alternatives? I doubt I want knockoffs unless they're extremely good.

Is Asus considered chinkshit?

bluetooth headphones arrived

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some accessories included. the headphones have magnets in the back and stick together for easy storage. I'm no audiophile but I've had my share of shitty headphones to compare to, these sound pretty good in my opinion.

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also arrived: super cheap 99 in 1 lcd games. the white one here is missing the top 4 rows on the screen. quality.

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I opened it up to try and fix it but the problem seems to be in the screen itself as far as I can tell. the yellow one shows a fully working screen

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