WWDC MEGATHREAD

Thats all I care about tbqh. Everything else apple makes it total trash and really eventually I want to leave the ios realm also because I hate how it makes file organization a pain with itunes shit

When will it start?

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>If there are news, there will be news
t. editor of the jounalistic department of redundancy department

link?

Yes please. I went from 4S to SE and I'd get the SE2 in heartbeat. Perfect form factor.

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WWDC App For: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Apple Tv:
itunes.apple.com/us/app/id640199958

Mac or PC: apple.com/apple-events/june-2018/

VLC Link: p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/18oijbasfvuhbfsdvoijhbsdfvljkb6/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

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I got an iphone 6 before SE came out (apple jewed me by tricking me into thinking they’d never make a small phone again)

The 6 is perfect size without a case but phones are too expensive to risk without a case... so that makes the SE the perfect size.

Thank uuu

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People just love doing things, and we at Apple believe things are deeply meaningful and personal.
Thats why we're really excited to announce Apple Something. It's really amazing and we think you're going to love it.

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I heh’d.

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I have a friend who has xcode and android studio on his macbook pro 2015 for mobile development. I swear hes going through his downloads folder looking to clear up space every other day, fucking hilarious.

People just love doing niggers, and we at Apple believe niggers are deeply meaningful and personal.
Thats why we're really excited to announce Apple Somenog. It's really amazing and we think you're going to love it

poorfag probably cucked himself by getting the 128gb model.

People just love committing mass atrocities, and we at Apple believe chemical warfare is deeply meaningful and personal.
Thats why we're really excited to announce Apple Warcrime. It's really amazing and we think you're going to love it.

mactoddlers will defend this

So how cringe are the demos going to be this year?
What liberal bullshit will Timmyboi talk about?

I just hope we get heavily pregnant asian chick again. That was a nice treat.

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So this whole thing starts in an hour?

So you all excited to see me back on stage again?
Wonder what weed joke I've got for you this year ;-)

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Yeah

B L A C K E D

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Seriously how the fuck is apple still relevent? Their tech is absolute garbage. When is the last time apple did anything to lead the industry with real technology not stupid notch or slide to unlock gimmicks.

>the state of applel

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>p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/18oijbasfvuhbfsdvoijhbsdfvljkb6/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
is that supposed to be a 404 not found before the stream starts, or did the link change?

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>The state of Millennial writing education.

This year is going to be garbage compared to last year if this is all it's going to be spammed the entire event

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Fuck off faggot

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b-but i want to laugh at them and post mpc-hc screenshots of the most memetic moments with bashing labels
:s

Use mpv like a sane person

This WWDC will be all software.

Meh, it's just the same shitty, buggy software, slow-down-your-phone shit we see from Apple every year.

this guy gets it

>no hardware announcements expected
I sleep.

based hair force one

This time, Apple will announce the new iPhone XI, with the added feature of not being able to make phone calls.
Trust us, it's better.

>memepv
>sane
n-no
besides, doesnt seem to work on it either
guess i will try
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/15pijbnaefvpoijbaefvpihb06/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
closer to the scheduled time

that link works now, stream went live 5 mins ago

>paying nigger children to sell their sexuality

Watch as the toddlers cry over last year's product being announced again this year.

30 minutes

>720p with very low iq for a still
>soi music
ill check back on it later on

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Check it out this faggot did the soi meme again.

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>based talk show live post-wwdc
>based wwdc tvOS update with dozens of videos
>based god-tier apple commercials released
>based dark mode coming

Fucking gookmoot replacing soi with based.

>imagine searching Jow Forums catalog all day and night for anti-apple related posts so you can post same stale pics

such is the life of itoddler

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Mamma mia! its a so responsive!

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Shouldn't you be busy with your callcenter job at this time of the day?

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>when you realize there weren't any leaks for this one because nothing worth leaking is going to be announced

this normie music is depressing, how the fuck do they listen to this shit?

Dark Mode and News app for macOS were leaked over the weekend.

>I can't listen to music that is not weebshit

>nothing worth leaking

still applies

I've been waiting years for that sweet dark mode user

is this david attenborough

Why aren't you a modern developer raking in $$$?

IT'S HAPPENING

But user, we are

MODS STICKY

GET HYPE

This is cringe af

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STICKY MODS

HYPE

UPGRADABLE OLD STYLE MAC PRO CONFIRMED

MODS STICKY PLEASE

STICKY

>LOOK HOW DIVERSE WE ARE WITH 77 COUNTRIES
off to a great start...

morning confirmed

Tequila shot for every "more than ever before".

this dude on stage sounds gay

IMAC 10 CONFIRMED

people actually paid like $1500 a ticket for this shit

Why do I feel like I'm watching the same shit every single year

Like, do they literally recycle the script?

Got you/us watching.

>Like, do they literally recycle the script?
Yes

why wouldn't they

Will white people be featured in any of the background videos?

How do I learn to code and become a developer Jow Forums?

>CV I goes to WWCD and take course developer X iOS feature

>10 seconds into the stream and they're jerking off over number of x things they have
Also does Tim sound more like a faggot than usual?

no

White people are the actual devs in the audience

of course, with black men

Oh boy, it's this "everyone should code" shit again.

Have you not ever seen an Apple keynote? They always start with stat updates.

Good morning!
•Audience claps•
Thank you for being with us.
•Audience claps•
We have some powerful new devices to show you.
•Audience claps•
You know, iPhone/Mac is the most powerful/popular device in the world.
•Audience claps•
This year we sold more iPhones/Macs than ever before.
•Audience claps•
And now, I'm pleased to introduce the new [Mac/iPhone].
•Audience claps•
The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is our best, and most powerful [Mac/iPhone], ever.
•Audience claps•
Now, I'd like to introduce my friend Phil Schiller to tell you more.
•Audience claps•
Thank you, Tim. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is truly amazing, and will impact your life in truly amazing ways.
•Audience claps•
You could always [perform a task] but now with [new name for the feature that already exists in other phones/computers] it will be even easier to [perform a task].
•Audience claps•
Now I'm going to hand it back to Tim.
•Audience claps•
Amazing. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] will be available for [more than it's worth] [a week from Sunday].
•Audience claps•
Now join me in welcoming [mediocre band].
•Audience claps•
end

shhhhh
That's offensive

(lol)

>today is all about software

it's over

>everyone can code
>literally 90% of people drop coding once they start