Ara ara, user-kun! Perfect timing, my laptop is acting up, could you take a look at it for me? Take your time...

>Ara ara, user-kun! Perfect timing, my laptop is acting up, could you take a look at it for me? Take your time, I'll cook you a nice dinner, ufufu~

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What that webcam do?

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Based ara ara~

boobs are too big and hips are too wide

my mom outsources me to milfs even though i moved out. i think she's trying to tell me something.

This happens to me all the time but instead of being hot christmas cakes and milfs they are 60~70 year old rich ladies who have nothing to do with their lives so they keep asking my mom for me to fix their shit because they all work or worked with my mom in a hospital.
I'm scared of picking my phone up when my mom calls because it's always bullshit like this, she never comes visit for other reasons fml.

found the child molester

>t. mactoddler

>so they keep asking my mom for me to fix their shit
That sounds great, it's basically income by doing nothing.

It's kind of funny how all of you actually watch anime

This
Also where is her penis

you don't even know mactoddler mean
>greentexting t.
fuck off newfag

>How's it coming along, user-kun?

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>implying his mom and/or a bunch of old people would actually pay him
He's doing it for free, user.

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>for free
what a cuck

Indeed. Ah, the bonds of family; so easy to manipulate. "Muh collectivism", amirite?

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I only agree on the boobs part
Small tiddie thicc ass master race

tell me this is a game and I can fck her

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Ara ara, user-kun! Where are those TPS reports I asked for? If you don't get them to me by the end of the day, you won't get your weekly bonus, ufufu~

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I'm not a fucking tech support.

How does it feel to be attracted to things less human than furshit?

what the fuck mom

QUIT LAUGHING AT ME
I AM TRYING MY BEST

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Behavior like this is the reason why Jow Forums doesn't have a gf

>Ah! You must be here to set up the network for the café. I'm Sanae, the manager, please enjoy a light snack while you work.

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