Was he right about Americans?
Was he right about Americans?
Andrew Jenkins
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Andrew Rodriguez
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4.
Alexander Adams
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget… :(
Daniel Myers
How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five
One to shoot the light
One to actually get shot
One to sue the electric company
One to make rounds on the media
And one to tip the judges
Gavin Sullivan
What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?
An immigrant
Aiden Morgan
What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Nicholas Sanders
what happened when the american broke his arm?
he went broke
Jack Harris
eriously, the bullying against American members of Jow Forums is getting way out of hand, especially since the Americans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only American man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure Yuropoors here. Why not bully Irish or Argentinians? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our country? Sand niggers get bullied less than us and yet we are the biggest contributors to this board.
Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful!
Would you call an American man an "Amerifat" to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth American man that they are a "Morbidly obese shart in the mart"? Like it's a thing. Would you say those words to your fellow Jow Forumsticoots? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking faggot?
You're destroying American pride, you're dividing Jow Forumsticoos against each other, you're doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.
Brayden Long
>be American
>get shot
Owen Reed
Hunter Davis
Stop being a faggot, shit talking on an user board is fun. Go to reddit if your feelings are sensitive please
Elijah Gutierrez
now you're making me feel nostalgic for last year Jow Forums
Hudson Foster
I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.
Kevin Walker
Seething
William Brown
found the newfag
Cameron Anderson
its pasta retards
they seem to be everywhere
Charles Turner
Yeah it's pretty bad as of late
It's like lurk more is a joke to these people
Joshua White
guess what ? CEASE THE MEANS OF MY DICK YOU GAY JEW LOL
Liam Howard
why belgians people never use ice cubes ??? because they lost the recipe
Adam Wood
>tfw your fat and retarded like a goose who will never be slaughtered because the family who loves him won't agree to such savagery.honk honk live free or die give us oil pls.
Connor Reyes
Why is there a pile of shit in front of every Belgian store?
Because "PUSH HARD" is written on the entrance
Parker James
this is true as shown here
Ryan Butler
stahp you guyze I thought this was a yuropoor vs america thing
Jason Morgan
P-please no bully anymore
William Davis
its descended in a free for all
Grayson Flores
join us and destroy american merchant
Josiah Barnes
What happened when the american broke his arm?
He went broke.
Samuel Foster
My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?”
And I say of course, I’m American.
Xavier Rodriguez
I-I thought we were friends pierre
Eli Foster
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between."
Samuel Rogers
dont do it belgium. just remember who gave you that certifiicate showing you exist?
Religion in Russia
The Glory of Putin (more like the glory of poontang, amirite?) is the official religion of Mother Russia. It's worth noting also that many are of Russian Orthodox faith. Just like in Catholicism, the priests wear funny hats, but in this instance, they are even much more funny looking. Also just like Catholicism, the nuns in this religion are all total cunts. Amirite? Though steamy hot pleasure sex with these nun-cunts are is quite hard to come by, one can solve this issue by tying them to the bed and slapping the shit out of their tits until they agree to give you the best blow job a man could possibly desire. Haha, and you didn't think such atrocities were common in mother Russia?? You silly American faggots!
Gavin Thomas
What do you call a cultured man in the United States?
A tourist.
Zachary Cruz
Damn straight I still have it on me
Noah Reyes
Riddle me this. What is full of holes and still floats down a river?
A russian with a political opinion
Easton Hall
>Be French
>notable leaders are either women or not French
Eli Price
S E E T H I N G
Camden Carter
what to do when a belgian throws you a grenade& You unpin it and send it back
Nathaniel Ross
Letter of Russian immigrant of America
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Jack Foster
but actually that one was good
Grayson Bennett
A Swiss, a Frenchman and a Belgian are prisoners in a German prison.
One day, they try to escape but have to climb a large brick wall.
The Swiss goes first, jumps and makes a brick fall.
The German guard shouts:
>Halt! Who goes here?
The Swiss answers:
>Woof! Woof!
Comes the turn of the Frenchman, he makes three bricks fall. The German guard shouts:
>Halt! Who goes here?
The Frenchman answers:
>Meow! Meow!
Finally, the Belgian makes his attempt, and makes five bricks fall. The German guard screams:
>HALT!!!! WHO GOES HERE?
And the Belgian answers:
>It's the cat again!
Dylan Carter
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American
Aiden Gutierrez
Russian National Anthem
Russia, Russia
Where women look like men
Russia, Russia
Eyebrows FTW
Russia, Russia
Soul crushing and cold
Russia, Russia
We do it if we're told
Russia, Russia
...Vodka.!
Jacob Moore
that's classic
every joke about belgium is always us being retards
I don't know how this started
Leo Campbell
S E E T H I N G
Eli Carter
It's thanks to the Dutch and us
Josiah Jones
gee wiz
Isaac Harris
what do you get when a drunk russian (repetitive i know) with double vision tries to copy the Latin alphabet? The cryllic alphabet
Adrian Gutierrez
good to hear that you have sense of humour
Samuel Perry
its okay, now Americans are the retards of the world.
Benjamin Allen
why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now
Jacob Carter
whoops sorry im late to the thread
Levi Mitchell
thats a good one
Jack Rivera
An American takes a sightseeing tour around London. While watching around he smiles and tells the guide:
"Listen pal, why is everything so small here? Look at this building for example. In America it would be 10 times as big..."
"I completely agree, sir! That's the madhouse.
Bentley Peterson
shouldnt it be smaller because europeans think everyone in america is insane?
Jackson Powell
Only in America will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda!
Chase Gutierrez
You can try taking a look in the mirror.
Leo Jenkins
Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Adam Cooper
I'm really impressed by you Russians, your IQ goes about as high as your temperatures (Celcius).
Moving on to your laughable attempt at making a quip, it would have a more robust structure if you were to enquire about what the two objects in question have in common rather than their differences.
Jacob Taylor
captain buzzkill has come in to correct everyone on their jokes
unclench that ass a bit user you're not doing yourself any favors
Henry Ortiz
How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?Just Juan
Ryder Perry
Buddy wanna one more joke?
Tyler Hall
captain buzzkill
Owen Cox
hit me vasili
Oliver Taylor
Alright Why does a Belgian have a full and a empty glass of water next to his bed when goes to sleep?
Because sometomes he's thirsty and sometimes he's not
Cooper Morales
goddamnit with the retard jokes again
James James
But they are so funny m8 here's another How to make a Belgian crazy? Put him in a round room and tell him there's a fry in the corner.
Lincoln Rogers
lmao that has to be my favorite
Josiah Jenkins
Yep
Lucas Gutierrez
So... I was walking in Antwerp along the Schelde, and I wanted to go to the other side of the river. I didn't see a bridge or anything so I just decided to walk south at first.
Suddenly I see a Belgian guy at the other side, so I scream "HI THERE!"
Belgian guy: "HI EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?"
Me: "VERY WELL, THANKS! BUT HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?"
Belgian guy: "BUT YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
Nathan Rivera
I can't believe a classic americabashing thread turned on me
I gotta go anons stand in the shower and cry for a little
This was a good thread
Logan Ramirez
youtu.be
Sebastian Harris
Diet coke unironically tastes better
Angel Evans
STOP MAKING FUN OF AMERICANS
Landon Mitchell
i do not understand this.
no it doesnt.
Henry Rogers
Yes
Jaxson Reed
France s failure is near epic.
Lincoln Roberts
imagun muh shuck
Thomas Rodriguez
How do I go back in time to keep the US from entering the Great war?
Anthony Clark
We don't care about what noncontributory countries think of us. But we'll be the first you think of when the 4th Reich rolls over your borders.
Or maybe WE will be the 4th Reich.
Nathan Rogers
>america
>bang bang
>die
Isaiah King
he forgot to call them fat
maybe they got fat after 1944
Josiah Stewart
>being that sensitive to people criticizing your country
Jason Moore
I thought belgians had a few nice french jokes like :
>how to make easy money with a french?
>buy him for how much he really is worth
>sell him for how much he thinks he is worth
Or
>how to kill a french?
>shot 20cm above his head
>wut?
>it shall kill his self-esteem
Carter Ward
How do you summon a Frenchman
Mention "Maginot line and 1870" and he will come to France's defence
Evan Hill
Why does the Belgian tip toe past the pharmacy?
HE DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE UP THE
SLEEPING PILLS
Cooper Moore
It's "imaginot line" you damn soviet!
Aaron Davis
When you consider their choose of president - YES.
Landon Reed
>Americans are stupid
>builds a defense line that doesn't even cover the whole country
Wew
Isaiah Bailey
yes, they're a bunch of browbeating fucktards who hate each other anyway
Matthew Davis
>Calls Americans fucktards
>Loses war against some birds
Eli Morales
>make the same joke for 8 years
>lost against literally nobody
Leo Gray
That's what we get for allying with leafland
Anthony Long
knock knock
who's there?
I want to kill myself
lmao gottem
Xavier Jenkins
at least show the full picture or else it isnt funny and people who dont know about it wont get the joke
Jacob Reed
Kiska is a pussy in Russian. Battle of Pussy makes much more sense.
Isaiah Moore
no i don't feel like it
Grayson Martinez
bumping
come at me bro
Ian Price
bad post