Work at rather large european univeristy

>work at rather large european univeristy
>it guy has whitelisted only lab computers and lab equipment by MAC on the network
>spoof my MAC to be a lab instrument so i dont have to use the stupid university-wifi
>now im literally invisible on the internet

post your hackerman stories

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I've typed this out so many times I just have it saved now

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>have to stay in London for a night due to a retarded plane ticket with 17 hour transfer
>some shitty cyberpunk hotel with infinite corridors, capsule showers, dim pure white lights and 3 m^2 room area
>internet costs over9000 britbongbux fox 52 kbit/s
>there is a 30 minute free access though
>get an idea, but suddenly remember that MAC spoofing is highly illegal in britland
>laugh at how fucking pathetic everyone in this country is
>not even allowed to configure their devices
>change my mac to Q:U:E:E:N:0 in ASCII, incrementing the last byte every half an hour
>protected from retarded legislation by Her Majesty
>enjoyed an evening on Jow Forums instead of wandering around risking getting arrested for not having a wandering loicense

holy fucking shit.

>fat loser in high school
>studying java cause minecraft mods
>bring laptop to school to work on java shit
>running mint cause werks
>school got wifi, three diff networks
>remember my hax0r skills and scan all wifis
>find hidden wifi called "school name-IT"
>its wep
>eyes dilate fingers twitch
>crack the wifi and get hexcode
>feeling leet as fuck
>scan the net with nmap
>find all printers and admin servers
>half of them have the default http server open
>open webbrowser and found the teacher login
>mind is racing so fucking leet
>watch one of the teachers login like a master hax0r
>the login is the teachers first initial of their first name and last name for username and password is...
>the most unbreakable password known to humanity
>123456
>log in as my math teacher
>see all the chads and stacys in my class
>god access
>can mark people late or absent
>can uncheck if they did homework
>devise a plan
>over the years I marked certain people absent or tardy
>they cant graduate now
>lulz im master hax0r
>last day school
>mark everyone in absent except one annoying chad that made fun of me for playing minecraft
>gets in major trouble
>gets kicked out of college he got accepted to
>big smirk on me
>mr robor music plays
>scene fades
>i am haxman

>the absolute state of bongland

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Uh, I'm pretty sure the law is the same with both the US and UK, as you're access a network in an unauthorised way.

Imagine having a wank not realizing how much of a visible shadow it casts.

I don't care honestly, Internet is a human right just as a running water. If you block it - people will rightfully look for a way to avoid restrictions. They may think they've caught me in this hotel and I'll have to pay to stay connected but nah, had more than enough of this shit in jailroports.

please be real

not really. some of my colleagues are pajeets, but they have PhD. they are actually pretty nice.

> Two Wifi networks, shitty school one and godly staff one
> Dont want to be school wifi
> Write and deploy a simple program
> All it does is exploit a simple flaw in the in-house grading system that would allow me to run the password retrieval command via bash
> Get wifi password
> Keep deploying same 40-line script every time they change it
> Thinking about deploying a system that would allow me to sell randomized wifi keys to other students
> kek

Imagine it was a woman who checked in...

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smartboy
londoner here btw, you missed out by not wandering central london in the early hours of the morning, it's beautiful

> some shitty cyberpunk hotel with infinite corridors
Shit, you got to stay in Hilbert's hotel!

>dell 2007fp goes all fucked up on the dvi connection
>won't display bios/boot text, won't go above 1024x768 in windows unless I force custom timings
>but the VGA connection is fine. huh.
>none of the obvious shit (hardware/cable swapping, factory reset, universal four inch drop) fixes it
>six hours of furious autistic googling that they'll cut from the hollywood version of this screenshot
>moninfo shows totally b0rked EDID, first eleven bytes have become FF somehow instead of doing its fucking job and being 00 FF FF FF FF FF FF 00 10 AC 21
>fire up ancient beige box for some DDCW lovin'
>fail, write protected. no option in sekrit service menu to disable write protection.
>fucking, cosmic rays can write to this EEPROM but users with a genuine need can't?
>NERD WRATH SHIT FUCK PENGUIN ARGH NORMIES GET OUT NONFREEE
>crack monitor open, probe from pin7 of DVI to data pins of various EEPROMS on input board
>locate the correct fucker and physically cut off the write-control pin
>DDCW overwrites the bad data with correct data recovered from the windows registry
everything's fixed ps. FUCK YOU DELL

bump

>highschool
>i was the kind of guy who would pretty much do whatever i wanted usually ignoring any consequences just to prove i could
>really hated the school's IT guy cuz he was a dickhead.
>decide I'm going to give him 4 years of hell

Stage 1:
>school has only 1 wifi network for teachers.
>I decide im going to get on it.
>my senpai tells me the password since he got read it off a sticky note stuck on a teachers laptop.
>turns out i also needed to know the proxy...
Stage 2:
>I have another friend who got issued a school laptop to do work.
>convince him to let me see it a second
>open network settings
>proxy and port are easy money
>i start giving it out to certain trusted friends and even helped a new teacher connect to the wifi
Stage 3:
>the proxy blocks facebook
>my ultimate plan for victory is to make a post on facebook while at school declaring my l337 haX0r status.
>decide this will be easiest to circumvent on a hard wired system.
>computer lap os mostly Macintosh's bit we have 2 dell systems running windows 7
>decide to try booting into safemode with networking
>3 things happen:
>I make my post declaring my victory
>IT guy catches me in the act and i get suspended for a week
>i verify that the proxy is what is blocking sites and that the proxy isn't required to get access to the network
>I start plotting my revenge against IT guy for ruining my perfect victory...

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bumpity bump

Sorry for the delayed continuation. I posted that last post from my phone and it was murder.
Stage 4:
>3rd year of highschool now I've entered my edgy asshole to everyone phase
>use my powers to wreck havok on teachers or studnets who piss me off
>one day my english class is in the computer lab doing research for an assignment
>fucks given == 0
>I'm fucking off
>found out that I can get admin right son the macs if I change the network location to out of district
>I am god and can change any local setting
>friend turns to me and points out that he can use the terminal to ssh to a system
>he doesn't know what he's done
>proceed to attempt to ssh to random ip's on the network
>find a few
>use the apple say command to make systems say hellow over internal speakers in a loop
>version 2 maxes out the software volume in the loop too
>tfw they can't turn it off
>maximum keks when they can't mute it or turn it down
>tfw I manage to get an annoying bitchy cheerleader who's always super rude to me
Stage 5:
>I proceed to attempt and find every network vulnerability I can in the schhols network.
>I findout telnet is enabled on the windows machines
>I also find out the remote shutdown command is enabled for standard user and also that I can control not only eveyr machines on my schools network but also every system connected to the entire school district
>the IT guy is a fucking retard who didn't secure the network beyond limiting access
>I also find a windows 7 vulnerability in the process where a standard user with no access to C: can get read access to C: by making a link to C:\ on the desktop.
>My data gathering phase is over I have enough information to fuck with IT guy for until I'm a senior

Cringey autism.

>be 14-15
>parents block porn and a variety of other sites I would use like YouTube
>be pissed as fuck
>look up "how to bypass internet censorship"
>discover VPNs
>download a free one called psiphon
>now I can watch jew tube and fap to hentai doujins on pururin all day

True Story,

Now I use a paid VPN to torrent shit without having to worry about getting harassed by movie studios.

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Stage 6:
>I get a free vpn and use the schools wifi to pirate anime and shit at school from my personal system during lunch
>I write a script that remotely turns off a random system and replace the desktop link to firefox with it on random systems in the computer lap
>I also make a cron job on several mac systems to ssh to several ip's I've found and run he say hello script
>by the time I'm a sernoir I'm torrenting the newest episodes of game of thrones and watching them in math class from my phone
>I've installed a cracked version of minecraft mac edition to several systems and unreal tournament 1999 to some of the windows machines
>I have lan sessions in class with a few friends
>I pretty much do everything I can to piss off IT guy but since he's incompetent and all systems use a shared login I can't be caught.
>I volunteer in the library to get access to several resticted areas to students and work on the printers to gain trust with the school staff
>I pretty much do this but never really go beyond this until the last week of school when I used my access to various places in school to sneak in after hours and plaster several areas around the school with nicholas cage pictures. Including the school mascot that hangs in the cafeteria ~4 stories high
I did a similar thing when my parents installed bluecoat k9 on my computer. I foundout it created a system file and I could corrupt it by opening it up in notepad and typing random shit into it to make the program stil run by error anytime it tried to track my internet usage.

>be 10 years old
>start playing runescape
>sister constantly downloading shit on her laptop with limewire, shitting up the internet speed
>discover how to access router settings
>discover QoS
>throttle her bandwidth to 50kb/s
>she complains to dad that internet is slow, dad doesnt give a fuck

>sister and i get into argument
>i blacklist her MAC in the router settings
>"dad my laptop's internet isnt working"
>dad thought she broke her laptop and bought her a cheaper and worse laptop
>i get her old laptop

>dad discovers router settings and blocks me out of settings, blocks some websites
>i hard reset w/ paper clip, set SSID and password to original so no one can tell that I reset router
>blacklist dad
>"idk dad maybe its malfunctioning, maybe we need a new router"
>buys new router

>dad finds out i used home computer for porn, starts locking it
>boot into safe mode, open admin acct (win xp), net user dad *
>he thinks some virus has affected the computer, shells out like 100 bucks for antivirus

i got more of these, just gotta remember them its been a while

>9th grade
>on plane flight
>want to have wifi in flight but no way to pay for it
>figure out that since gogo inflight has google whitelisted, you can browse through Google App Engine proxies without a single issue
>my dad freaks out and thinks I'll get kicked off the flight or something
>after nothing happens he starts doing the same thing on his own phone

>high school
>nosebook
>windows 7

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>mark everyone in absent except one annoying chad that made fun of me for playing minecraft
This is pretty clever, if true.

>root my phone
>download that hacker toolset
>see my mum using her phone
>spoof her cookies and look at what site she's on
>swinglife
>turns out she's actually a lesbian swinger with over 50 hookups
>a year later she leaves my dad for a woman
>never say anything

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Aw shit here we go
>be 10~ in the early 90s
>Poor as fuck, no computer
>Someone throws away a perfectly usable 1982 laptop with black and orange screen and built in modem.
>Wait til parents asleep and plug this baby in. Dial into every BBS listed in the local computer hacker newsletter.
>Find Lynx based internet access, 10 minutes per user per day
>Accidentally discover how to jump protocols using a telnet:// URL
>Timer shuts off.
>FREE INTERNET FOREVER
>Download MEGABYTES of BMPs of boobs (at 1200baud)
>have to print them out in black and white on a dot matrix printer to see them cause before windows
HACKERMAN

I did that at home for years.
I still don't really care.

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>fucking, cosmic rays can write to this EEPROM but users with a genuine need can't?
Makes me think.

Thats pretty amazing desu, EDID fucked me a few times but I never went that far. I don't even know that I could today RE that shit and I was way dumber back when this was a problem.

>staying in Philippines in remote area with no cable or DSL internet
>stuck with LTE that costs $1 USD per GB
>find out from others that if you make any domain that starts with 0.freebasics.com ex. 0.freebasics.com.fuckyou.org you can connect to it without paying and whatever IP it resolves to basically becomes white listed
>buy VPS and just SSH tunnel all the time
>Jow Forums blocks server IPs of course so I devise a scheme to be able to access it without my VPS
>point all Jow Forums domains to the same cloudflare IP and www.google.com to the same google cdn ip (for captcha) in my hosts file
>point 0.freebasics.com.whatever.com domains to these 2 ips and just open them up before I want to go on Jow Forums

Jow Forums-x doesn't work but at least I can post here in peace without paying for a Jow Forums pass or using a proxy. I watch threads in one browser which is ssh tunneled and post in them using another with the proxy shit disabled.

I have always wanted to go to London. Do you think I'll be able to get around if I don't speak Arabic?

> Things That Never Happened

>brought laptop to skool
>kids wanted to use it to check their Facebook and Myspace in class
>let them because I'm such a nice guy
>keylogger on my machine
>wait like 4 months after highschool graduation
>log in to people's accounts and read their messages
>logged into some guy's Myspace and deleted everything and replaced it with gay porn because he would annoy me by bringing his guitar to class and playing the same song every day thinking nobody would notice
>found out some guy had the same password for Facebook and email
>discover he had an account on some camwhoring site linked to his credit card
>spent hundreds of dollars of his money in private chat rooms with random whores asking them to put a shoe on their head (this was in 2009 when I used to go to /b/)
many keks where had

So much cringe in this fucking thread...

Just change what addresses 4chanx operates on

I used to take a jewelry/drug scale to Target, Walmart and other stores that sold Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I would weigh every single pack and steal the heaviest packs I could find. I weighed them because the difference between a rare (silver letters) and super/ultra/ghost rare (holographic) was like 0.01 grams

I would then sell these cards at high school and on trading card game forums. I made pretty decent money doing this. I must have stolen at least 100 booster packs.

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lol

I am the hacker known as Jow Forums and I'm hacking you right now.
You're credit card info is already being sold to the chinese

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Hahahahaha dude seriously every shop has signs in arabic in big letters then if you're lucky theyll be little english letters under them

Who the fuck is running IT for your school?
Was he hired because he figured out how to set up WiFi at his house?
How did you manage to get caught posting on facebook?

I literally don't think I've heard of worse security on a network.

i did the exact same thing with the ssid except i had to go one further and spoof my mom's work laptop's MAC as i was grounded w/mac filtering. my parents were in IT and not even mad lol

Looks like Dad needs to upgrade the WiFi to WPA-2 Enterprise with LDAP authentication.

Cube hotel in Gatwick? I literally did this exact thing there about 2 years back

>idle on IRC in the 90s
>some bot DCCs me some exe
>open in hex editor
>see server/channel for command&control
>join and see 200 bots in a shitty little botnet
>change to similar nick and idle there
>eventually some admins hop on, issues DDoS commands and updates software
>write my own tool
>infect random bots
>browse fs
>figure out how virus installs itself
>write tool to remove it
>free the bots

light gray hat, yo

>DCC
>ever working well enough to transfer a file
Pretty fishy.

Spotted the NAT fag

>/me sends Windows 95 ping of death
For real though, I wrote a few fserver bots in mircscript and a failed script in ircii. DCC was always flakey. Even before hostmasks and NATs.

> Parents set router to shut off internet at 11PM
> Can't revert setting without them noticing
> thinking_emoji.png
> Add new wifi network, set hidden

Also

> Visiting 3rd world country
> Notice that lots of wifi networks have passwords like 12345678 and 88888888
> Go to some company's campus
> whatsthepassword.jpeg
> Try the obvious ones
> Remember that a hotel that had a password that was the first letter of each word in its name + 8888
> Try that but with the company name
> mfw it actually works

>staying at hotel
>have to pay for wifi
>type 'guest' as the password
>mfw it works

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> friend wants me to put a custom rom on his phone, bc its faster
> make a backup of his data
> notice an app to hide photos
> tell him I need the access code, otherwise the backup would fail
> him: user, please dont tell anyone about the photos
> me: ok
> they were nudes of his gf
> she wasnt even sexy, didnt save them

no noods of friend?

>bring floppy 2 highskool
>winnuke95.exe
>point it at some gateway's ip
>library closed for 2 days
well shit on me

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>be in highschool
>ISP decides to make its own software suite with antivirus, permissions, and other crap and distribute it to those who want it
>mom, who is constantly blaming every little slowdown, lag, on viruses or my neopets decides to download it
>cuts my internet off every night at 5pm and ends at 6am
>figure out i can cntrl+alt+del and kill the program and access full internet
>mom sleeps peacefully as I play neopets and runescape classic all night
>get bad grades

>had internet service cut for not paying
>look around for shop wifi around my apartment
>connect to a restaurant a few doors down
>for some reason the signal is better inside, through a shitload of walls and flooring than direct line of sight
>guess passwords
>the password is the same as the SSID

>give retarded advice on Jow Forums
>trick people into buying retarded trash on Jow Forums
>pretend to do retarded shit on Jow Forums
>retards now actually think they're in good company on Jow Forums
>retards pose the majority of Jow Forums now Jow Forums status: hacked

huh I think you might have just told me what was wrong with my benq monitors DVI

it's been broken for almost 10 years. its probably not worth fixing is it? I just use hdmi on it

Yeah. Freetards and linux losers to be specific

>Work offshore
>Be the project engineer patsy faggot from the office
>Offshore lead entrusts me with the administration of client (only usable) wifi network on the ship
>I get unrestrained access to the fastest internet on the ship, a blazing fast 2.5/2.5 mbps 2000 ping connection
>it is a double edged sword because I have to manage it and make sure the undesirables don't get access and I have to listen to the clients cry because it is too slow to watch Netflix
>try whitelisting, but clients usually get butthurt because they don't want to go through me to get their 1000 devices online
>customer is always right
>give out top secret wifi password
>it always gets leaked within the week so have to keep changing it
>decide enough is enough
>by this time I went full autismal with Wireshark and have everyone that should be on the network's Mac addresses because it's a hydrate remediation project and I don't have anything to do
>instead of just whitelisting for access, I redirect everyone that isn't on my whitelist to gay furry scat porn that I saved on the ship's server

>be me
>6 years old
>wanted to play diablo 2, parents wouldn't let me cause muh gore
>my father starts talking about torrents with my uncle
>my uncle came pretty much weekly
>they always talked about fucking torrenting at the dinner table
>go on one of these sites they were talking about
>look for D2
>find a torrent with the fucking expansion for fucking osx Tiger
>my father will find out if I his torrenting program
>make a copy of it
>give it the icon of the program my mother uses to design shit
>nobody checks it since my mother never used the computer on weekdays and my father didn't give a shit
>when it finishes downloading I delete that, so that no evidence is left
>put it in my mother's folder under the name of "old stuff" since she never checks anything
>it took them three weeks to find out
>my father knew he couldn't stop me so he started letting me play
>mfw
there's also a story in the family about me installing vidya from CDs at 3yos, but that's literally just double-clicking a couple of shits and i dont remember anything about it

That connection is extremely expensive, isn't it? 2.5MBit must cost a few thousands a month, right?

Don’t underestimate how bad school IT can be. I forgot my password for the system that let us see our grades back in high school. I went and told a secretary and she literally pulled out a sticky note and copied it down for me

Yeah, we had a package deal for 4 satellites for 10k/month and that only covered Gulf of Mexico. if we had anything in the North Sea or Africa they raped us on pricing, well actually just the client by our cost +20% lol .

at 13 i used to feel like a hacker because I learned CSS through immersion (I didn't know English back then so every field was like variables) by editing other people's codes to customize all of the web pages i used to admin (obviously they didn't have any relevant content). the closest I ever got to a hackerman

incredible

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In the grand scheme of things it was next to nothing, the boats go for $70k to 200k per day. If it is a rig, it's going for $600k to 1 mil per day total cost.
>tfw calling the bridge and yelling at the 2nd mate to turn the boat by 30 degrees because his heading is making the crane block the satellite and that I don't give a shit about the waves I need to send an "important email" (check Jow Forums)

Sounds badass. Safe travels.

Yeah I could probably get the github shit whitelisted too if I dig in enough. I'll figure out the ip when I'm not lazy.

I swear he was friends with the vice princaple or something.
He caught me because the 2 systems in the library that were running windows 7 with out in the midle of god and everyone and the default safemode background is black.

He literally thought I changed the settings. And the retard told the vice principal that I had hacked the computer to change the settings which is why I got suspended for a week.
The guy had everything I did to him coming, He tried on multiple occasions after that to get me expelled but because everyone knew me as the helpful librarian assistant he wasn't able to pull anything similar again.

>that hacker toolset
Which one?

I remember in highschool when everyone had dumbphones there was a bluetooth remote control program going around. There were large classrooms divided into two by a curtain, you'd search for bt devices in the next room, send a request, and if they accepted you could start their music player and hear them get their phone taken off them.

How did you spoof your ip?

Best in the thread

i hope you infect the network with a virus and get a good ass fuck in prison
they do this on purpose you retarded nigger

>kicked off the flight
>mid air

You're not wrong. But I do wish you were.

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Reminds me of this

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>in bongland university dorms
>internet is limited to 35 gigs a week
>cable only connection, no wifi, each port is isolated
>want to rewatch fma brotherhood in hq
>use 50% of my limit
>decide to learn how to hack wifi connections (this was before wps hacking was widely known about)
>was using linux anyway
>found a strong signal, I thought it was from the residential block nearby
>start bruteforcing, go to dinner
>back in an hour, its complete
>password was 105badboy
>my room was 204, he's literaly just below me
>some idiot installed a router so he could use wifi, still kept the default admin pw
>use up almost all his bandwidth
>spoof mac, clean my login from the logs
Shame its not as easy nor widespread nowadays. Back 6 or 7 years ago you could go anywhere and be confident you'll still find a way to be online, as long as you don't have to move in a few hours, if the connection is solid.

CIA got kicked off mid air

It's best to learn router based default password hax now. Where I live in the US Charter is the dominant ISP and there's a wordlist for netgear routers which also works on all their ISP issued modem/router combos. I have the passwords to a few of my neighbors, one using a netgear and the others using Charter modems.

Here in the Philippines where I'm staying right now PLDT issued modems have a default password that starts with PLDTWIFI then ends with part of the mac address. Sadly since everyone knows this it's hard to find one that hasn't been changed but I get lucky sometimes.

>flying in to a connecting airport in the US
>no free wifi, just paid wifi
>notice the landing page is the same as the last airport I was at, which had a free wifi option (paid was just faster)
>thinking.webm
>open inspector
>free wifi button just has a display: none on it
>unhide it
>click
>it works
>mfw

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>be me
>university student
>living in dorm
> 1g/1g internet, but limited to monthly 30 GB
>except HTTP and HTTPS (so this is kind of a torrent and everything else limit)
>buy 1g/1g vps for monthly $3
>set up openvpn
>on port 443
>torrent terabytes of animu monthly
a bonus is that now i have a vpn i can use about anywhere, bypasses all stupid censorships (like how Jow Forums is blocked in tesco and mcdonalds)

If my kid learned MAC spoofing to get around an internet block, I'd be impressed.

It's such a great thing to know with so many useful real world applications. I used to change my mac to something random to get around the 1 hour restriction on wifi in the malls here in the Philippines. Now they require you verify your phone number with a code sent via SMS. Next time I'm at a mall I plan to compile a list of macs from users currently connected to the network so I can use them each time I go there and bypass the verification bullshit.

Thankfully when I was younger my parents were 100% incompetent when it came to this shit and I always had free reign over any family computers that were around.

>kicked off the flight for this
How can someone be so stupid and yet father children?
Did he not grow up in the west?

I don't remember the name, black-something. It had wifi cracking, MITM, cookie spoofing and packet sniffing among other things. When my mate used to visit his friend at uni he would get the dorm wifi password and get dozens of peoples facebook cookies and then make embarrasing or racist/offensive posts, pretty funny

backtrack?

>did volunteer work for school IT guy for a while
>in the process he shares his OneNote notebook with me
>has every login listed in plaintext, WiFi, printers, other PCs, etc.
>mfw
>got into speedyboi staff network while everyone else had to use public WiFi
>they never figured out why my ThinkpadX220 was so much faster than their new Mac Pro
when will normies ever learn

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>FLY MY CHILDREN
>BE FREE

>be me
>~14
>have heavily religious parents
>they block all my hentai sites
>but they forgot one big detail
>little user was a 1337 h4x0r
>figure out how to bypass it by changing this magical number in settings called "DNS"
>mfw that was the most retarded filter they could've put on the network
>mfw

Living in supposedly 1st world countries is getting so expensive that people are paying to live in cupboards in London. To say nothing of the infamous chicken cage apartments in Hong Kong.

>a mouse button creaking
ho boy, what an imaginative mind

It's just because idiots want to live in big cities for some reason instead of away from them. Living outside of a city in a big house away from everyone >>>>>>> living in a shitty city apartment that costs more than a 4 bedroom house

>years ago
>found small shitty dating site written in asp.net
>scanned with nmap
>lots of open ports, including ftp
>tried admin, admin, nothing
>tried admin, password, nothing
>tried admin, domain
>I'm in
>found config file
>every fucking password you can have, including to db
>done local backup
>every user email, in-app message, even user credentials (all saved in plaintext)
>edited their navbar to contain barely visible 'yo, dickheads'
>check the website 2 years later
>closed down
I think I still have that database snapshot somewhere on my old hd.

Fucking westies. I swear to God, sometimes i dont know where joke and where your average life. I hope you recover from this shit champ.

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The reason is simple economic activity tending to cluster in urban centers. Historically, rural exodus is a process that happens relatively slowly in times of peace, and urban exodus happens very quickly following catastrophes, like invasions or economic collapse.

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The amount of larping 12 year olds in this thread is astounding

> make website for web agency
> they doesn't pay
> put a line of php to get content from an endpoint on a website I have access to
> they host ~200 small websites themselves
> but also have backups
> will wait around 6 months to replace all pics with dick pics or something like that