Well I just got banned from all Australian IBM buildings after trying this

Well I just got banned from all Australian IBM buildings after trying this

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How bad was the storm?

How many IBM buildings are there in Oz?

no idea, this was at Ballarat btw

Did you actually just roll up to an IBM office and walk in to ask the manager for a job?

Please tell in detail what you expected to happen, and what actually happened.

There are no snowstorms in Australia and in this year nobody would believe that you walked through it instead of driving or taking whatever mean of public transportation Australians happen to use

I drove my Honda prelude actually

There are snowstorms and no public transport in Tasmania, so it's definitely believable that someone would walk.

I thought only /x/ had RP threads

>whatever mean of public transportation Australians happen to use
Emus.

nice, got any pics of the prelude?

Half a centimeter of sleet.

You forgot the part where you were nude and covered head to toe in Nutella.

Doesn't everyone in Australia do that thought?

There no snowstorm but there is all kinds of spider, fleas, snake or similar natural storms that fucks you up in the land of tasty vegemite.

Yes please OP. Fellow Aussie here at my desk eager to hear about your journey.

>try to walk into office
>get stuck outside because you need to badge in to get through the door
>tailgate someone coming back from lunch
>find manager and shake his hand
>manager actually wants to hire you but corporate has cut his budget so much he can't even replace people who retire
>just calls security to kick you out instead

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>tailgate someone coming back from lunch
bullshit
there must be at least a 2 step entrance and guards at the entrance watching for this kind of shit
at least there is at our site in eu

At mine people don't give a fuck despite regular reminders not to do it

What kind of shithole is your workplace located in? We don't even lock our doors during the day, much less have fucking guards.

Your company must not have anything worth stealing then.

My company has nothing worth barreling through an office building full of employees and then getting arrested, no. Do you guys manufacture Hope Diamonds or something? Are you that scared of a daylight heist?

>IBM
What went wrong?

BOOMERS

>tfw I did this to get a summer job once and my dad wouldn't leave me alone about not having a summer job
>was very awkward
>manager guy just told me to apply online like everyone else

That was probably 10+ years ago.

It still haunts me.

Most people just leave their macbooks with confidential info on their flexible workplaces and walk over somewhere else to talk or get a coffee. Plenty there worth stealing

My father did something similar. Would physically march me in to the places too, just so I can get a job just the same way he did when he was a lad.

>tfw didn't get a single job
>tfw completely destroyed what little self confidence I had.