Found a bike frens!
Found a bike frens!
thats my bike
NO! THAT'S MY BIKE FREN!
B-bud ids mi bike...
Shut up niggur fren
now I can't get home, what will I do now fren?
hes a paki fren
Likely story nigger. Give the lad back his bike or I'll shove my baton up your ass.
Why do you look different?
Implying you ever get any form of exercise other than eating
I'm still stuck here, I'm not paying for a taxi, somebody give me a lift.
U could've walked home in the 2 hours, lazy!
Shud the fuk up niger
>found
>that's the joke
it getting dark fren, and ders lots of suspicious brown frens hanging about in gangs with knives playing rap music. I don't like it fren
>it getting dark fren
True but it's going to get much darker earlier, like 5pm it'll be darkness.
>with knives
U think or u saw?
yes dey had knives fren, dey were speaking like "rahh yo my man on da next hype, r u gonna bang doe blud"
They are now jumping on ppls cars and smashing windows police fren
>They are now jumping on ppls cars and smashing windows police fren
Really? Where do you live? Do you ever have to serve them? I actually found out that a lot of chavs can be pretty nice customers (although they weren't as bad as you're describing).
Not really fren, in fren world
Phew, I'm glad
Stop lying like that fren!
It's not nice!
>ID
>Yas
That's my soon to be gf's nickname, bullyfren.
you know what that means fren?
that means the leaf is your Guardian Angel
Ur right! As of late (about 2 weeks) I've been trying to befriend him and we've talked some.
I HEARD MY NAME
nice id
How so?
Fren I'm having chicken & mushroom pot noodle for dinner. I'm not poor, it's just that I had 2 very large meals earlier so I'm not too hungry. You eaten dinner?
yes fren, I had chicken thighs with a chopped onion, with some hot sauce and herbs, with some green beans. I also had a pot noodle for lunch, I had the chow mien one.
Chicken and mushroom is the best one. I don't eat them very often as they're not very good for you. Plus they're about 450 calories, you could have a ready meal with the same amount.
What large meals did you have?
Yeah I rarely eat them too, forgot how nice it was though. Bombay Bad Boy is my fav.
That sounds like a nice dinner too!
I had spaghetti bolognese as late lunch & had chicken dippers and stuff like that as a snack.
What do you have for breakfast?
Nothing, I had a long lie in kind of. Well stayed in bed for long, for a change.
I'm going to go now fren, ill be back another time
Hmm have a good day tomorrow, friend.