Found a bike frens!

Found a bike frens!

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thats my bike

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NO! THAT'S MY BIKE FREN!

B-bud ids mi bike...

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Shut up niggur fren

now I can't get home, what will I do now fren?

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hes a paki fren

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Likely story nigger. Give the lad back his bike or I'll shove my baton up your ass.

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Why do you look different?

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Implying you ever get any form of exercise other than eating

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I'm still stuck here, I'm not paying for a taxi, somebody give me a lift.

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U could've walked home in the 2 hours, lazy!

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Shud the fuk up niger

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>found

>that's the joke

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it getting dark fren, and ders lots of suspicious brown frens hanging about in gangs with knives playing rap music. I don't like it fren

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>it getting dark fren
True but it's going to get much darker earlier, like 5pm it'll be darkness.

>with knives
U think or u saw?

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yes dey had knives fren, dey were speaking like "rahh yo my man on da next hype, r u gonna bang doe blud"
They are now jumping on ppls cars and smashing windows police fren

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>They are now jumping on ppls cars and smashing windows police fren

Really? Where do you live? Do you ever have to serve them? I actually found out that a lot of chavs can be pretty nice customers (although they weren't as bad as you're describing).

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Not really fren, in fren world

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Phew, I'm glad

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Stop lying like that fren!
It's not nice!

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>ID
>Yas

That's my soon to be gf's nickname, bullyfren.

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you know what that means fren?

that means the leaf is your Guardian Angel

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Ur right! As of late (about 2 weeks) I've been trying to befriend him and we've talked some.

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I HEARD MY NAME

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nice id

How so?

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Fren I'm having chicken & mushroom pot noodle for dinner. I'm not poor, it's just that I had 2 very large meals earlier so I'm not too hungry. You eaten dinner?

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yes fren, I had chicken thighs with a chopped onion, with some hot sauce and herbs, with some green beans. I also had a pot noodle for lunch, I had the chow mien one.
Chicken and mushroom is the best one. I don't eat them very often as they're not very good for you. Plus they're about 450 calories, you could have a ready meal with the same amount.
What large meals did you have?

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Yeah I rarely eat them too, forgot how nice it was though. Bombay Bad Boy is my fav.
That sounds like a nice dinner too!
I had spaghetti bolognese as late lunch & had chicken dippers and stuff like that as a snack.

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What do you have for breakfast?

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Nothing, I had a long lie in kind of. Well stayed in bed for long, for a change.

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I'm going to go now fren, ill be back another time

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Hmm have a good day tomorrow, friend.

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