So I just got a new computer. Just want to use it for work and simple shit...

So I just got a new computer. Just want to use it for work and simple shit. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ALL THIS BULLSHIT PREINSTALLED AND WHY THE FUCK DOES IT NEED TO UPDATE EVERY GODDAMN DAY?
is there a way I can just get fucking Windows and no other goddamn programs on this.
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>Windows
Found your problem

LTSB(Long Term Service Branch) has no automatic updates and minimal bloat.

I actually like Windows>mac and don't even start with fucking crashux. But used to be your just open the computer and it's have nothing but the os. That's what I want.

Install macOS

Can I get for free. Sorry I don't actually do alot I just want my computer for shit like email, documents and shit like that.

Yes if you don't mind getting sued by apple.

Yeah fuck apple and Windows both desu

>work and simple shit
Chrome OS is actually useful if you have a decent computer. The open-source version is available.
chromium.org/chromium-os

Download and run pc decrapifier if that's still a thing

If it came with windows 10 you can "reset" it.
But i cant do anything about the updates.

I reset it and chromium browser still installed itself

Chromium? That's a weird choice of bloatware.
Anyway you can download a windows 10 iso and then just mount and install windows 10 again. After that there will be a windows.old file in C: , delete that.

I have no idea what you're saying

If that's really all you need then why not install Linux Mint Cinnamon?

I have no idea how or how to use it either

Like any other PC, jeez.

>I have no idea how
For the installation you can use online tutorials like youtube.com/watch?v=eJSNkTCoV6Y
>or how to use it
As someone coming from Windows, you should have no problems using Mint with the Cinnamon DE, as it was designed to provide an easy transition. I personally got used to it within less than a week.

I'll give it a shot

Just uninstall that shit, but leave the shit that actually makes your PC better. For my Dell laptop, I uninstalled everything but the driver update program and the FN key program (it has to do something with the FN keys and its functionality)

>dubs in OP post
>dubs in intersectional sum of graph
WTF? Is OP sending a message?

Help me out Jow Forums, wtf is going on here?

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user, why you're so bad with computers?
I hope you got yourself at least a gf.
Because if not then your life must be really miserable.

I'm actually married

>crashux

Congratulations then.
Family at least makes up for you being brainlet. And, of course, now you know that you won't die alone and be abandoned when become old and useless.
I hope this gives you fake purpose in your life and makes you happy.

On the side note: I wouldn't waste my only life to others.