If you were an NPC what would you drop when players killed you?

If you were an NPC what would you drop when players killed you?

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Sparkling mineral water

nothing. I'd be one of those duds that is a waste of time to kill

A deuce

A delicious "home made" potion with secret "ingredients"

10 bronze coins
ancient smartphone
keys to my mother's heart

Anal lube and condoms

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I'd be one of those elite damage sponge tank NPCs that takes 4 hours to kill and then drops a worthless piece of vendor trash

A ziploc bag of slightly stale wheat thins

1 oz of the finest cali kush ganja in the land

cute girl

Cum

disappointment and depression

packets of HRT pills

-wirenuts
-vape juice
-wallet with random cards + $10USD
-pen & pocket notebook
-car keys
-shitphone

My mixtape

1 frog

Thanks it's me

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my morals

Shut the fuck up retarded incel.

No you

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Yes you faggot. Tits or gtfo.

um I don't believe you

It's me. Dono't be fooled by the filename. I'm using 4chanx so it uses a random timestamp for the filename for anonymous reasons.

I can't show my boobies because I'm not 21 yet

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regrets

oh wow
um
what kind of music do you like

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Shut the fuck up and leave underaged faggot

A pool cue and two Molotov cocktails.
Raider leathers, raider left arm, a gas mask with goggles

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Jake Paul and like nirvana and stuff

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>stabs you in the vagina

they do that themselves every day

>jake paul
why

Virginity

It's everyday bro
youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA

okay lol
did you ever listen to Melvins? Kurt Cobain worked with them and they're pretty good so you might like them if you like Nirvana

unironically this

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Are you me

Cycling helmet
$12
Key to my house
Lvl 1 knife
Worn common backpack

One piece of stale bread
12 pieces of bronze coins
Lvl 4 sword (special)

>flat

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empty wallet, shitty cellphone my bike's key

what the deuce????????????????

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why do i even still try to pick up e-roasties it just looks sad

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Yo, good choice.

You and I mean all of you, are just as disgusting as the npcs.

she is kind of cute though you have to admit

She's probably smoking weed with chad while having her second child this year.

Not really user. Her face looks off and the pics where she has makeup on is atrocious, she would look better with less make up, a natural look, or just no make up at all.

no
i didn't even notice the makeup somehow but now that you point it out yeah she looks a lot better in the ones without makeup

but why the hell did she post so many pictures of herself jesus

How old is she and how long have you been masturbating to her?

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I still get more pussy than you incels LMFAO

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attention and looking for compliments, why else?

You only have to be 18 to show tits dingus.

I'd drop an amulet that lets you skip all your classes and still get B's on your tests.

Also a lot of schizophrenia medication

Alright I'll say it. I just want to look pretty so boys will want to put their dicks in me. It doesn't really even matter what boy. The more the merrier.

BOYS ARE DISPOSABLE NONE OF YOU ARE SPECIAL

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i don't know how old she is and i didn't masturbate to her mr. hansen i promise
don't bully me plz i just wanted to give you compliments

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nothing. but could skinned for piss water, shit, fart gas, and some little semen

you look a lot like the girl from Snail Mail

No one decided to live, you were simply brought into the world through the zygote in your mother's womb, but what you must understand, is that your mind is simply built by evolution to elicit movement for an organism, that being your body, your intelligence and conciousness is a product of a billion neuro connections that work in unison to form the entity of your soul, the form of matter of the universe use to be much less complex, we were once just clouds of gas in space, and our wills are simply the conduction of energy, much like everything else in the universe, you generate a magnetic field, your mass attracts all other mass in the plane of existence, you are more than a bundle of cells, you are a part of the great network of life, even if your mind was removed from your body at birth and locked away in a pod until death, you would have dreamed your own reality without your body or external senses, you are simply that which light enlightens, and I'm pretty sure everyone here is special, and holds a special place in the space time continuum started by the big bang, even if you masturbate to anime.

i want to pinch her tsundere girl cheeks

I’d drop some meat and a whole lot of blood

>One off from trips

F

Also, if you are not larping, than you sould know that nirvana and jake paul are shit tier, try some music like sabbath or zeppelin.

When I imagine our generation as old dudes and the grand kids come to visit, we'll just be watching anime or playing video games, like, hey grandpa, wanna watch the death note japanese live action movie that's 100x better than the white washed shit netflix made?

>haha virgins! I get dicked at 16!

Try harder underage, I didn't even try to offend you, I just said it how it is, you really don't look good with make-up, it looks horrendous. You're colors are all wrong and you wear too much lipstick that is a bit too bright a color for your skin tone. And your face really is off, one eye is noticeably bigger than the other, you're starting to get bags under your eyes, you still have "baby fat" on your face, and you have Jim Halpert's nose. These unwanted feature's only stand out more in the pictures where you have make up on. At best you're a 5/10, just average, nothing special. Don't post pictures of yourself on here and expect not to get only compliments, you will get criticized as well. If you're looking for guys thirsting after you go to but you'll probably be more welcomed into

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youre gay lole

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>Spongebob meem
Go back to Jewgle+

A long convoluted note that takes you on an absurdly long convoluted quest leading to buried treasure with absolutely nothing in it

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I might be, but you know what I said is true haha.

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5xp

Lol you got BTFO'd by and can't even argue back, dumb roastie

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Samefag

Not much but a shit ton of XP.

me socks

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I don't think you know what samefag means and if you do you're wrong fag

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Who’s the cutie in your pic?

I will fuck your dorito loving ass

Maybe once you learn how to read ID's

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hot girl in ur pic

>Maybe once you learn how to lick my pussy
You're on sister.

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Whom is thou quoting?

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A steam of magical Cheese Pizza

>You

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I am ooP, the slayer of the gayer

give you:

+10 charisma

+5 luck

-1luck

-10 intelligence

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Show bobs

You gotta farm me cuz I got a 0.05 percent of dropping a rare pepe

Always drops bones
1/128 chance for a Cross amulet, that provides a prayer bonus of + 8
Common drops include runite ore, battles raves and toadflax
1/5000 chance to get the pet