Checkpoint

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion/purge of the flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the flag above your post invades/infiltrates the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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why the fuck not?

dumb roll thread

mama mia, my pizza

k

Iz hope all iz gut officeir

rolling for pink

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I am part Jewish, and I know Krav Maga.

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Rollin' for Judenschwein

I am white

okay, this is epic

>Highest Ranking Nazi Reich Official
>Sent to North Africa

So... I'm Erwin Rommel? Based

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Roll

Stop right there tribal. This is the realm of Caesar, germanics such as you are not welcome here.

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My ass faggot

Whiter than snow

ROLL

I'll leave it to OP.

nigger

>Axis ally sent to the western front

Could be worse. I hope I get to fuck a lot of French bitches.

Ach, Juden again, even with dubs.

rolly

I'm white, I swear!

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>enemy soldier
>shot on site

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mine papers!

>fuck fear

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Attention all fortniters

Good evening, my german friend.

Haha my id says tofu

Wait im retarded

hi

i prefer fu /fa/

oh yeah i didnt notice. Nice

Just passing through, officer.

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>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>0-2 shot on site

fugg

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anyone got any redpilled identification

Rollerino

H-hello, officer-san! I hope you're doing well... UwU

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Passing through

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shoulda bought a new hitlermobile

Ah, es ist hier.
Alle gut?

>shot on site
At least I don't get tortured

lets see what's happening here

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Well, what do I lose from trying this?

You lose the lack of roll threads in Jow Forums

excellent thread mein brüder

niggers belong in the nigger pit

Uhhh ich liebe die kot?

Rollin

Rollen

guten tag

ass

Hmm

Rolling

roll

i buttfucked yo president

why is brown for jews? the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP) had brown as the official colour of it's party.

ok

pree sure that's orange. Oh well I can double agent

whatever you say shlomo

Guten Morgen

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that is red

ok

see

ah okay

good day

tag auch!

Sieg Heil

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nein

Ja vol, herr General.

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Ja, here are mein papiere

rolling

auschwitz blyat!

white get

rolling, don't you dare jew me

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I'll neck myself before turning homosexual

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Huh

y

Bring it

Whelp....

You guys are all niggers.

Time to go kill some Jews.

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GUTEN TAG, HERR OFFIZIER!

if i get furher then i gas everyone in this thread

Nicht schlecht. Ich komme, Herr Rommel!

Heil Hitler! Ich gehöre zur Waffen SS und erbitte ein Gespräch mit unserem Führer! Es geht um Neger die sich in der nähe blicken lassen haben.

Huh

Hm, that's nice

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ooga booga

Roll

jaja

roll

fuhrer here ama

Roll

Roll

Well, this is unfortunate.

ik wil mn fiets

roll

Rolling for red or orange