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mom, brian hacked me again!

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Stop hacking the Wifi fucking assholes

Who push --force d my game project private repo?

What the fuck have I told you kids about cleaning up your cum and dorritos? There's a trashcan right next to you, or get the dog, he doesn't mind licking it all up

Who put dragon dildos in the shitter again?

Rent's due assholes! If you're late again you fucks are evicted

Will you accept forms of anal sex?

I'll pay as soon my app become viral, I swear

>ITT: We all live in the same house
I would end up murdering you all.

It's better this way.

Not if I kill my self before

Who here wants to wear programming socks with me?

>a Jow Forumstard thinking he's going to kill people
LOL aha aha ok. You're all a bunch of skinny nerds and maybe a few fatasses. At best you your tiny hands would feel like a midget trying to strangle me and it would be cute.

Hey user, I'm washing a load of programming socks but I don't have enough for a full load, do you need any washed?

What’s the WiFi password?

These are our neighbors, what do?

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Why are the shower drains always clogged with hair if nobody ever showers? Wtf

Pretty sure it is
>:(){ :|: & };:

ONEWORDALLLOWERCASEWITHSPACES

introduce myself, alone, because i dont want you losers to fuck up my game

the floor is lava

kek

WHO ATE ALL THE CHICKEN TENDIES

13337 post friend

For the last time stop hiding my erika body pillow

so we're all agreed, 75 extra large meat feast pizzas, 225 two litre bottles of coke, 52 trays of brownies, and 80 potato wedges

>coke
kys

Dibs on the one to the right of the nigger

h-hey do you guys watch big bang theory?

STOP SPOOFING THE NETWORK I HATE YOU JUST LET ME ERP ON RUNESCAPE IN PEACE

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Mom said it's my turn to use the xbox

Fuck off i'm playing Halo on legendary

yoo pass me them programming socks uwu

sudo rm -f /

Let's watch animu together

What would most likely happen:
>people putting mlp/trap wallpapers on each other's computers
>ncage
>someone resetting the modem
>people stealing other's shit
p much, I don't really expect anything else

Bad news guys, landlord says we have to get rubber domes. Apparently 20 mechanical keyboards constantly in use is causing noise pollution.

Granitequiche
Bearingpie

Imagine ALL Jow Forums in same house.
There would definitely be a faggot who invades everyone's personal space and talks too much.
I would hate him.

Guys don't forget I own 50% of your apps!

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the floor is java

silicon valley reference?
well done

me to user, me to

Fight me

>tfw tranny with cute bubble butt
>I’ll prob have sex will everybody in the house

Set your SSID to some fucked up unicode string to crash Core Text.

Don't mind me *hits bong*

Not me, you degenerate fuck.
I'd beat you unconscious, fucking waste of space.

c-come on then

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:3c

Leave

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No u~

To the curb, only human beings are allowed in this house.

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Who's downloading all the boobs? You're crashing the internet.

>tfw intolerant bigots are the first to beg for dick inside them
You aren’t fooling anybody you try hard :3cc

Seek treatment for your mental illness.

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We'd all be paying into a stupid high internet speed no question

If you try your gay shit on me. I'll ask nicely to stop.
But if you do it second time...
At night, when you'll be comfy on your mattress asleep; I'll silently come in, sit on top of you with my legs holding your arms to mattress tightly. And strangle you.

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>intolerant bigots
Get help
>beg for dick inside them
You're the only one asking for dick here, stop projecting

>implying there wouldn't be like 20 seedboxes

>be me
>go to comic con
>meet edgy guys that bullies me and stares at me
>follows me around the con
>get into the bathroom
>he follows me
>goes into a rant about how trannies are ill
>he doesn’t stop watching my bulge
>tell him he’s silly and giggle
>get out and he’s still following me around
>leave for the day
>come back next day and he apologizes
>go for breakfast together
>go back to the hotel and he just tells me how he’s racist against gay people because his dad used to be strict as fuck but he has always been into femenine guys
>cuddle with him
>he sucks me off and swallows
>have sex the rest of the day
All you tryhards just want to be fucked in secret. Just admit it.

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Who left cum in my ethernet port?

ok faggots, who let his panties on the bathroom floor? remember the rule NO GAY SEX in the house?

>things that never happened

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Kinky

who changed the password of the file server? w-WTF? who the fuck installed windows server in the file server?!

Why do you keep lying to yourself? :3

It’s not gay if you don’t swallow or cum while getting your boypussi fucked~

Can somebody help me unfuck my ngnix setup? guys?? also can you guys start washing your onaholes better? this whole place smells like cum

WPA2 Enterprise

Because you are using the wifi. We are only using 6 Gbit/s of our 10 Gbit/s link atm.

horsebattery

I'm not your typical american cuck.
I would strangle you in cold blood.
I really do not like when people invade my personal space and/or annoys me.
Because this would be a house full of autists, most likely I would get away with it.
I would make sure to get away with it.

Or if you piss me off hard enough, I'd just break your nose.
I am that silent guy who doesn't show his feels and keeps hate inside. :^)

ok, who is in charge for cooking this week?

>you dislike/hate something
>lol you must secretly want to partake in it
That's not how things work
installgentoo

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my niggas

>Jow Forums
>cooking
:^)

Go back to deviantart with this fag shit
>he just tells me how he’s racist against gay people because his dad used to be strict as fuck
This is almost as bad and forced as the Wolfenstein 2 story

How are we supposed to believe a statement like this without any proof?

>pic related: our landlord

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I got the chubby blonde one

ok, who is going to dress like a girl this week and take turns with each of us? btw, no homo

t. Wants to get fucked, maybe raped

t. Bigot

t. Trump supporter

>tfw bigots will never know how it feels to cum as they get creampied
X)

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>Can somebody help me unfuck my ngnix setup?
Have you fucked up our local gentoo mirror again?

I am, I hope you like slavic food

desu the most I’ve taken are two guys. Both gay too but I don’t mind as long as you all are std free oWo

STOP LEAVING THINKPADs IN THE BATHROOM.

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Why do you people have to infest every god damn fucking thread on this website. Just fuck off to your 8ch*n containment board.

>as long as you all are std free
Good luck avoiding HIV, you'll need it

No, I'm the stupidest one in the house so I use debian and do web dev in django. Please no bully

>opens fridge

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Why are you angry dudes? I just like to socialize, no need to be a dick about it. I’ll leave you alone as kind as you don’t interrupt me having sex with other anons

UwU

user we'd live off take out