You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker

You have 10 seconds to prove you're a hacker.

Go.

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I have never even held a girl's hand.

I installed Linux Mint in under an hour

i have stains on the underside of my desk and i have no idea what they are from

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And I can explain each part

ping 8.8.8.8

Check you system 32 folder for the note I left there

OOOOH, a fork bomb you read about online. Such a 1337 h4x0r. Your mom must be so proud of you.

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i finished hacknet

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It was a good day when I realized I actually knew enough to parse what was going on desu. Memorizing it is one thing but looking and going whoa, that's how that works was a good feeling

I know all the hayes AT commands.

flip the 12th bit of the cr10 register to create a ubervisor-induced vmx abort, causing the windows operating os to give you access to the hyper-v super ubervisor; this allows one to virtualize the local apic and use extended apic table pointers to induce an INIT IPI, and hijack the system

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I'm playfully clever.

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I am a turbo virgin and I also edited out the nagging screen from winrar taht tells me to buy it every time I open the program haha take that frogposter

>forgot your login password?
>using windows 98?
no problem

Meh, basic familiarity with bash doesn't make you a hacker. That being said, you're probably more knowledgeable than 90% of the people on this board.

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I once opened Terminal on my macbook

Lol no, I'm definitely not a hacker, much less a l33t one.
I spent too much time learning how to be windows tech support for my normie-ass family to be much use, and my day job is doing pythonista web dev. I probably could learn but I can't be bothered these days, too much else to do

>forgot your login password?
>using any OS without full disk encryption?
no problem

That being said, we're probably both script kiddies. The real black hat guys are finding 0-day exploits.

>I probably could learn but I can't be bothered these days, too much else to do
This. I'm also too much of a pussy to do anything that might land me in jail.

when I hear the word ``serial'' I think of rs-232c instead of USB.

Oldfag detected.

On top of my image pile

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I agree, I also feel like no matter how good you get, there will always be someone more l33t than you, finding better, more critical vulnerabilities

Look at how miserable and unkempt I am.

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This is the top of mine, dare you question my skillz?

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I ma wireshark expert

Check your bank account.

I don't like girls and they frighten me. Cap'n Crunch whistled while he molested me.

pic related, it's me

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I use gentoo

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I use Linux with anime wallpaper.

i hacked my n64 games inserting new models and animations without packs tracer on hex editor and made by myself the extension code converter

die fucking frogposter

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>cracking is hacking

Real hackers

Then do something that might land you a job

>Arguing the hacking vs cracking pedantics
You're taking this waaaaay too seriously

alt F4 gives you admin in minecraft
try it :^)

you must have read about it too if you know about it

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Omae Wa Mou Hacked

>flip the 12th bit of the cr10 register to create a ubervisor-induced vmx abort, causing the windows operating os to give you access to the hyper-v super ubervisor; this allows one to
virtualize the local apic and use extended apic table pointers to induce an INIT IPI, and hijack the system


youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Good game
Good music

No, he clearly invented it

The real blackhats don't waste time doing vuln research, they just buy 0days and then monetize them, or they use spearphishing, which is more effective than actual exploitation in 95% of cases.

I leech off netflix accounts from strangers and gift them to family members

I browse the internet in Emacs because using a mouse and not using Emacs key-bindings destroy my flow.

hey op run this
rm -rf /

then we'll see who compiles

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--no-preserve-root

Just read this and you'll be fine.

owasp.org/images/1/19/OTGv4.pdf

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too high to post correct link

owasp.org/images/1/19/OTGv4.pdf

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most darkweb rumors like the daisy video are true

How about centronix ?

*lurks moar*

That's parallel mostly.

I'm not.

I'm using GNU/Linux on my personal workstation

shutdown /s /t 30

color 0a

cd code
cd..
pwd
cd..
cd ..
cd code
cd ..

shutdown /i

color 0a & tree

I applied a patch to the kext responsible for loading the MacOS file system data in Clover so I wouldn't have an error log pop up, so it wouldn't obstruct my BIOS boot logo (pic related) for my triple boot system.

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wtf my game just closes no matter how many times i reboot to try again, what am i doing wrong?

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a man of culture is who you are

>next door neighbor is an alcoholic bitch
>fights with semi-retarded cuck bf every week
>cops always showing up in the street
>lots of yelling, general drunken trailer trash nonsense
>outside on back deck having a ciggie around midnight
>can hear her screaming her head off one night
>something about facebook drama
>create open wifi network in hopes she takes the bait
>she connects and I manage to steal her login creds
>lock her out by changing the password
>takes the dumb cunt an entire week to figure out email recovery
>she's now distracted and isn't having as many toddler meltdowns
>she does recovery through my open wifi
>have her email and password now as well
>have locked her out of various accounts for the fith time in two months
>get to have peace and quiet while she uses all 10 IQ points to fix it

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i lik it
use this the next time: makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-make-a-wifi-network-that-only-transmits-cat-pictures-with-a-raspberry-pi/

Thanks user. I think I might do this but with pictures of my fat hairy stomach for double the lols.

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I watch Mr robot and am anonymous

absolutely

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