"hey user, my parents aren't home tonight... maybe you'd like to come over to mine and have some fun?"

>"hey user, my parents aren't home tonight... maybe you'd like to come over to mine and have some fun?"
what do you do?

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Begone thot

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tfw no brown anime gf

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do go bc she obviously wants to murder you

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fuck her obviously
only a beta would turn down this opportunity

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Time to put another thot on a cross.

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>saving the thumbnail

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I'm a Christian and i'm saving myself for marriage but i realistically i would pound that ass like no tomorrow

Sorry Jesus :-[

hehe yeah ill bring my calculator and we can calculate 80*1000+90-5 if you know what i mean