Jow Forums humor thread

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To be sure I understand that code:
>echo ########
Echos a hex value for a text string, presumably root/home directory?
>| xxd -r -p
Parse using output from echo, reverse plaintext hexdump into directory.
Is that right?
Essentially it's overwriting your home directory with random info?

Oh, I see. xxd looks for stdin, echo | provides that and I think it's safe to assume the hex translates into "rm -rf ~/*"
So it's an obfuscated system nuke meme.

It decodes the hex string into "rm -rw *", and evaluates it since it's inside $(). It will remove all files and directories in the current working dir. He must have executed it inside his home directory.

Typo, should be: rm -rf *

kek

rbt.asia/g/thread/60550983/

You need to be at least 18 to post here.

Pls be real

>asking Jow Forums for help or trusting it in any form
should've opened it in his system files

Reminder that replying to this kind of posts is now bannable and you should kill yourself.

That was fast.

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He likes to live dangerously

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youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA

this gave me cancer

This isn't even edited that much. Which makes it all better.

I thought that the NSA did their wiretapping a bit tidier than that

what kind of post ?

hooktube.com/watch?v=m3q2c1kfvio

This is clearly an user trolling

zucc posts best posts

Jow Forums in a nutshell

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>what's a computer?

00|pts/7|you~ echo $'\x72\x6d\x20\x2d\x72\x66\x20\x2a'
rm -rf *
the hex was decoded by xxd then evaluated

mpv

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Kill it with fire

You are gonna need fire technology, check /fg/ for more information

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get fucked

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What's the best age to give my daughter a phone, there is no benefit to introduce kids to dumb smartphone, tablet tech right?
What about a thinkpad, what distro should I give her, I could have her avoid windows for all her life, she could be pure

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>What's the best age to give my daughter a phone
Never
>what distro should I give her
mint

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But how will I call her?

This. I want to know

with your mouth

>big bang theory-tier humor
get out.

dixit AvE

Mom will die in sleep, /b/ meme

Banned on all boards, or just non /b/ boards?

i hate these humor threads.
Like there's some laughtrack playing after I read a post.
Fuck your humor thread.
Be funny in all the normal threads, that's the amusement factor dumbshit.

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Dumbphone

Huh, I saw the finished product in a battlestation thread once. Didn't know it had a backstory. Neat.

This is just sad

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>They have no drivers and crash into poles

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Is this loss?

every board but /b/. i got a warning for replying to one on Jow Forums once

living on two edges, edgy

fuck, everytime

Fucking kill yourself god damn not even ironically.

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This infuriates me

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>nothing personal kid

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It's the $(...) that gets you because that executes whatever the inside evaluates to. Same as backticks but allows nesting.

nbnb:o

This is my exact reaction

Thats really neat
What a story

this hurts, please delete it and kys

Jow Forumsold

The fuck would even happen?
I can't process this so early in the morning

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Thanks user

Only relatable to other juden billionares who sell their user's data, have jap wives, and halfbreed kids.

Does this work?

Give her a flip phone or a pager

Get her an LG K30 and install Copperhead on it.
Botnet free and i'm fairly certain there's a Copperhead equivalent of Wine so you could install Android apps on it and she won't know the difference.

thinkpad with debian
install budgie to debian

Fuck 4chanx for showing me dead posts.

What is in the post that died?

Reply or mom dies in sleep. Also fuck my ocd for compelling me to reply to each and every one.

I appreciate the reply. I love you.

I love you too, user.

Let's get married.

classic

that was me

I tried to teach my 6yo cousin to program in python but she didn't know how to type in a computer. This is the future we're raising.

What about the part where his wife and kids die?
Is that before this, like then he moves back in with Dad?

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of course

Cute

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>made a thread on Jow Forums all they could do is call me homophobic names
this made me chuckle most

it's almost like when a gui retard uses vim

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Phonefag here am i missing aythingn? Also i have cricket for phone service alternatives to nougat 7 OS that Jow Forums approves of? I like led zepelin.

the umineko portrait goes so well with his wallpaper

Can't see why it wouldn't as long as the cables match the right ends and it obeys one of the IEEE standards for the colour alignment, also it's not up to the IEEE standard of shielding so there might be interference which might make the connection a bit iffy, but other than that you should be OK