When will python replace cancer that is JAVA and JS get banned?
When will python replace cancer that is JAVA and JS get banned?
Easton Brown
Other urls found in this thread:
Levi Evans
Most of the languages in the picture aren't programming languages.
Isaac Miller
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Noah Harris
Never cause python is shit
Wyatt Kelly
He's right you know
Alexander Turner
> Assembly not listed
When will brainlets learn?
Ian Bailey
What kind of shithead wants java to be replaced by python?
Cooper Perez
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETURN TO YOUR VILLAGE PAJEET
William James
Why isn't Haskell on here
What a dumb list
Daniel Green
25 year old pajeet boomers
Lincoln Evans
Excited to start senior year?
Easton Johnson
Excited to get a toilet installed in your house?
Chase Scott
>Java
Pajeet
>Python
lol whitespace. doesn't support FP
>PHP
eev.ee / blog / 2012 / 04 / 09 / php-a-fractal-of-bad-design
>C#
M$
>Javascript
Doesn't even support real OO
>C++
Stupid oldfag language to make school kids think they are smart
>C
Even worse than above
>R
No one cares about graphs, this isn't pol
>Objective-C
C++ with worse syntax
>Swift
Apple fanboys only
>Matlab
lol look how smart I am
>Ruby
Hipsters
>VBA
Just a shittier version of VB with less features
>Visual Basic
Pajeets 20 years ago and horrendous unmanageable old projects which you aren't allowed to refactor because "budgeting" reasons
>TypeScript
M$ approved JS. Completely destroys the point of JS (Quick prototyping) with overbearing type system
>Scala
JVM sucks and is slow
>Perl
Horrible syntax
>Go
Literal botnets
Robert Anderson
Yes, I have one outside though but I am not allowed to use.
Parker Garcia
Might as well just not learn to do anything then eh?
Why would I do that?
Samuel Robinson
>Doesn't even support real OO
What did he mean by this?
Matthew King
There are at least 20 langs I would choose before anything on that list. Where the fuck are the Lisps and the best pure FP?
Jose Reyes
>written by your classic script kiddie Jow Forumstard
Daniel Sanchez
The class keyword don't real OO
Gabriel Evans
Oh I don't know, the past?
Andrew Myers
>horrendous unmanageable old projects which you aren't allowed to refactor
Wrong. Jow Forums has never worked before
Asher Reed
So you just write everything in assembly then?
Chase Hill
FP is the future. It handles concurrency beautifully and the Pajeet tier development will just be automated away, leaving only high IQ individual such as myself to write pure code. CL is being used for quantum computing.
OO is dead and will soon be irrelevant.
Jayden Allen
Lost
Evan Green
Notice how most of these aren't even criticisms of the language.
Jonathan Cox
>CL being used for quantum computing.
I really doubt that.
Sebastian Young
Levi Anderson
People who want portability, abstraction, but not force everything into classes.
>I'm insufferable
Okay, What about any other specialists in quantum computing?