Only reason I learned C was so I could code malware
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I have no clue how github works.
I only make open source software for the glory, I put it on github just to get stars.
I actually get deeply offended when someone touches my code.
90% of the time I have no idea wtf I'm talking about.
I paste code from stackoverflow
im too dumb to rice tiling wms so i stick to kde/xfce
I have no idea how networking works
i second this statement
Everybody does
i learnt C because i wanted to write a game (i was 15)
now i know everything about it but i have no interest to make the game
Neat, did you make any money off that?
Also
> i got baited to learning c# first. I know C now and try to be one of the cool kids.
I'm a network engineer and I hate my current job
I wish I could work for a tech company and have the chance to lay my hands on hard and interesting problems but I work in the Enterprise world instead, dealing with basic issues
our support team in India never manages to get things done no matter how obvious they are and I always have to work after hours
I'm so fucking frustrated to the point of being depressed
I wake up in the morning and feelings of despair and apathy come to my mind when I think about how my day will be
I can't leave my current job now because I'm making way past 100k and have a shit ton of benefits
I don't know anything about programming or technology but I enjoy coming here to shitpost
I know 12 programming languages but my github has only one repo. I'm too lazy to do anything
Mainly just worked on botnet, but I also worked with a bit of ransomware (but of course never released any Mr. FBI)
Seu Madruga
Not tryna derail thread but networking is like a postman walking about in a neighbourhood.
I learnt C, C++ and C# first than Python. Now I just see Python as actual shit.
i prefer webdev to low-level c/c++/whatever stuff
I've used Linux for 20 years and I now prefer MacOS.
Dude money isn't everything, ask yourself what you need the money for? Outside necessities material objects won't bring you lasting happiness.
I outsource my work to pajeets and claim it as my own and get paid for it
this one triggered me
I've masturbated to source code.
I don't know how ABI works and don't know much about dynamic linking.
I even work remotely. It's actually just being a middle man and getting paid a ton for watching anime all day
I think it's like a trunk for an svn, like gmod had back in the day. Sadly, I don't know either, I know gitlab is basically the same thing.
Well it won't matter anymore since Microshit bought it.
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I remember those threads...
That's a moot point, over 600,000 and climbing devs switched over to gitlab which is the exact same thing, and even shares much of the same source code as github's service, only skinned differently.
I am the hackerman.
I've been coming here since 2008 and never learned to code.
I don't use git because it looks hard to use and understand. So for my personal projects I wrote my own backup script that just copies the project files into a new folder with the current date string in its name.
It works ok enough because my projects are all pretty small
I do that for bash scripts because the syntax is so ugly and unclear and hard to remember. For everything else I try to work it out myself, or if I do refer to stackoverflow then I don't just copy/paste the code, but spend some time looking at it and trying to understand it.
Newfag, go back to ytmnd
I've been coming here since late 2004 and I only seriously started learning to code in 2016.
this.
life is so fucking short
money shouldnt be a part of life, you have the duty to enjoy your life
a happy life is worth way more than paper
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I'm not a virgin anymore, user, I've got two kids and those bastards are pretty expensive. right now I'm just trying to keep my head above the water. I live Canada and we are not exactly a super power when it comes to tech innovation so there's not much places I could move to here. I tried to convince my wife to move the US but that bitch won't do it.
I'm inclined not to believe either of you, as using the word "code" to refer to writing a program is a modern phenomena that was only recently adopted in 2017, sure it was used, but always frowned upon, as it sounds cringy and faggy. People who learned to program before 2017 still say program instead of code because of this.
i have absolutely no clue how come computers translate some random gibberish written by a shit eating pajeet into working programs that literally comand and store pretty much all the world's money
I prefer to say 'program' but I used his language because I was replying to him.
It's called whites making the base program, and pajeets adding bloat and garbage to it, only checking to see if it compiles. I know this for 100% fact, I make a living handing over beautiful shit to pajeets all day long and watch them utterly destroy my work with garbage and bloat, only for people on top to complain to me about it being slow after they are done fucking my shit up.
So I should speak the same way I did 10 years ago? Plus, I said I never learned. Why would that mean I know the proper vernacular.
If you were on Jow Forums in 2008, you would use the proper vernacular.
I told everybody that I know C++.
I do not know C++.
me too man, me too.
t. Autist
I wish, sometimes I wonder what life would be like without a shell of ten thousand social filters.
I cheated my way through 2.5 years of CompSci and didn't learn a thing
I visit Jow Forums in actual pursuit of interesting topics, but 99.9999999999999999% it's just shitposting.
This.
It's like a bag of sand.
I got into programming language design. Now I see C, C++ and Python as actual shit and Java, C# as ok but too fashion tier.
I hate the company I work for, so I intentionally put security flaws into the applications they sell.
Never heard so much shit in my life
If you never did anything with them then you don't know 12 languages
Mas o que significa?
Uma bandeira de botnets?
NÃO!
PRE-RI-GO
I'm single and 33 and I don't really see myself becoming a project manager, so the only future career I see for myself is a code monkey. I want to start my own company but I don't have capital.
I don't know the first thing about OOP. I cannot make a software base bigger than a service size.
I use technology for actual work.
Please Jow Forums, forgive me.
Why does your wife make decisions for you?
If you're making that much I hope you've saved some of it.
Just fucking quit and look for a better job. If literally the only reason keeping you at a job you hate is a good pay you're as miserable as you think you are.
He literally told you he lives in Canada.
start your own company
Lmao
I live in Canada but I'm not a cuck. Not everyone is white here so not all of us are controlled by our wives.
she doesn't make decisions for me, she makes decision with me. she's my partner, not my boss and so am I to her.
you now, if you get married one day, especially if you have kids, all these fedora tipping delusions will fade away the moment you realize marriage is not only about you. real life is totally different from Jow Forums shitposting.
I think we would be better off in the US considering my level of knowledge and experience but it's not the end of the world to be here. there are pros and cons to every decision in life.
> not everyone is white here
and that's the problem, Tyrone
> not everyone is white here
and that's exactly what makes me having second thoughts about moving to the US
it's even less whiter than Canada
i have enough problems in my life and the last thing I wanna add to the list is a mulatto grandson
i don't know how to rice
Not me and I am Indian
SOPA
I tried to learn C just so I could code malware but I gave up.
It's reasonable user but you have to let her know that it's really taking a toll on your mental health.
Git makes it possible to revert every single change you do in a project. Imagine being able to Ctrl-Z stuff that you did years ago (or somebody else did). It also makes it easy to work together on a project by trying to merge those changes.
Github is just an online platform for it, where you can work with other people in their or your own projects.
That's totally fine. It's very visual and thus easy to see your progress, which makes it very rewarding.
Git does the same for you, automatically. You'd only have to run git init to make git start tracking things, and then git add -A followed by a git commit -am "some message" would make that virtual copy for you. If you work alone it's really simple, it only gets a little complicated if two or more people work on the same area of a file.
A program is translated into 1s and 0s for the CPU by breaking it down into tiny instructions that the CPU can understand (which consist of 1s and 0s). You can then think of a program as a long assembly line: things go in, get transformed multiple times or might trigger a change in another assembly line, other things go out.
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I can do almost all things tech related semi-good but there's nothing I can do really good
if thats a problem to you then you deserve it
do these have to be about tech? cos i kind of want to kill myself
aren't we all?
if you can't into oop try functional.
Have you tried to profit from this?
Selling exploits?
You're not missing much. It's just C with namespace std
Guilty
I come here and hang out in /fglt/. I can diagnose and fix your linux problems but I can’t write a program to save my life. Seriously I can’t even into hello world.
i'm a skid and don't aspire to be anything more
I once learned Javascript because I wondered what it felt like to get fucked in the ass.
You could’ve gone to /hm/ and found out quicker
I use open source whenever it is the viable alternative to proprietary bullshit but keep my code closed and secure because I hate people touching my code and imo fucking it up.
>It's like a bag of sand.
It's full of lots of really insignificant things, that, when put together, form nothing of any use or value?
I really like this post. Saying coding instead of programming is autistic
I turned down a job offer because I knew I would fail the drug test
Explain why please
I'm 24 and I watch PewDiePie everyday
Yeah they're gonna make it even easier to us so it's less of a black box to retards
getting buttblasted over interchangeable terms is autistic
Quit smoking weed long enough to pass the "entry" test for whatever job and then go from there.
Or work in fast food and not get drug tested which is a very depressing and demoralizing industry. 1st job was Mcdonalds and I will never work for a fast food place again.
code is accurate, only reason to not use it is because its too general (you could call this post code for example).
All my Jow Forums-related learning due to ricing and A E S T H E T I C S
I have, only fucking punks get addicted to weed. The fucking dice are loaded against me I swear. EVERYONE has rejected me so far despite the fact that I meet the qualifications, THE FUCKING KIKES BLACKLISTED ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I masterbate to the source-code of porn games, most of them pajeet tier code so later I masterbate to some stuff I wrote when I wasn't under a deadline and they were paying me by the hour
list of things I admit to (semi-coherent rant):
I work as a lead dev on some blockchain meme and don't actually know what the fuck we are producing beyond the tooling for said blockchain meme
I scared away a pajeet today who was bothering my gf by talking about work related stuff which was too convoluted for pajeets to understand (he was sadly enough impressed so greeted me later that night while being even drunker, asking me how his clients database could be decentralized using blockchain while not understanding shit about how peer to peer requires actual fucking peers or about what blockchain). goddamit this actual fucking guy was talking about his ruby on his front-end, he didn't know his nose from his butthole and he was asking me for fucking advice on his abomination of a stack
I've masterbated to computers; books about programming; tech documentation; and a bunch of other tech shit
I probably have aspergers
I have ADD
I barely can tell left from right, and constantly look shit up because I can't tell the diff between binary choices
I'm basically retarded at a bunch of shit but nobody notices because I just get other people to fix it for me (I have people working under me)
I am addicted to stims (not coffee you cuck)
I am addicted to sex
I wish I was a young asian women
I smoke and am a heavy drinker
I probably make more then you faggots by virtue of being overly specialized and being a total shill who's opinion can be bought.
I am somehow considered extremely social and extroverted by my peers, but don't at all get validation from social things
I only care about gaining more power, its the thing I get an erection from, I see technology as a way to enable me to get more power
I'm going to die by the time I'm 35, but I'll have lived 10 times more then any of you
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I get bored extremely easily so my degen habits are the only thing keeping me afloat
I fucked a trap once and its gay
I know people from Jow Forums who meet up just to have gay sex
I hate everyone I spent more then a few days with
I think most people posting here have mental issues or are plain stupid
I'm likely young af in comparison to most of you, because my hate for authority allowed me to get a job earlier then most and spreading my hate for authority and constant scrutiny of anything in technology has massively furthered my career
I masterbate to the idea of ruling the world
If I don't get killed by my bad habits I want to be at least a C level employee at a major firm, preferably my own (though an investor position might be much much smarter as those are the real brainboys).
I think ricers are retards who don't know shit about linux
I think most of you don't understand that you're not supposed to have any processes running that you don't fucking know about (I mean really understand)
I am uncertain if its the sheer level of autism I have or anything else but I am 100% certain that 1%< of humanity is competent in what they do, and I'm 100% certain I'm one of the most competent people on the planet
I moved to asia just to fuck asians
I'll write more shit later if anyone is interesting, I even have a few stories that are wicked bad.
Everything works all the time