Encrypt SSD because muh privacy

>encrypt SSD because muh privacy
>2 days later forgot the password

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your rarted

lol rip

Get a password manager. Don't post here again.

>use password manager
>forget master password
JUST

This

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That's really your own fault, retard

with that kind of brain damage, I guess none of your files would be anywhere important enough for encryption

Just what?

>use fingerprint to unlock computer
>lose the finger in a freak accident

>fingerprint
>not dna samples
what are you trying to protect? your cat pictures?

>get bone marrow transplantation
>DNA changes

>use dna code to protect the data
>security software say you're a nigger and refuses to unlock

>using penis as a backup finger
>also lost files due the forced circumcision

seems equally retarded to suggest someone who can't remember their password to use a method that relies on remembering their password in order not to lose their password

>not having a fleshlight attached to your case for this very purpose already
smhtbqh

If someone is really unable to remember their password, that they got a whole lot more to worry about, never mind a computer.

>use erect penis for identification
>too depressed to get a boner

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Use TPM, retard.

>TPM
>Trusted Platform Module
>Trused
good goy. give the nsa all your details!

>go on antidepressants
>they kill my libido

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>mine bitcoins back in 2009-2010
>accumulate something like 700-750 of them
>december 2017 rolls around
>try to get into my wallet to sell them
>look for the notebook where I wrote the password
>realize I threw it away when I moved back in 2016

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>not owning a hardware key

I hate this

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Unlucky
Don’t worry they’re only worth $4.5m today

>own hardware key
>gf looses it

>have 2000 bitcoins
>write down password on piece of paper
>fall for the roastie meme
>"hey user can I have your phone number"?
>"uh sure I'll write it down..."
>mfw I gave her millions
>mfw she never called
>mfw KHV autistic NEET

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this is why i dont encrypt my drives anymore. i forgot the password to it twice and its annoying to enter it every time the thing is booted

its not a safe password if you can remember it

That's untrue. If it's a passphrase with 30+ characters, symbols, and numbers, it's going to be very difficult for someone to break it.

Example:
Ifyouareseriousabout$ecurityusethispa$$word!

what is this boomer shit

Baby boomer?

Fpbp

normie problems