Why does this not exist?

Why does this not exist?

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because we have niggers

i don't want one of those in my house

>he doesn't have a loyal submissive maid boy
You can pay them in home-cooked meals and fugs.

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OwO

Folding is easy and doesn't take long. The cost of developing a good, reliable solution is much higher than you'll ever earn from the patent.

>You can't kode it in angular.js.
But frigging brilliant idea

Next make a machine that takes the dishes from the dishwasher and puts them on your cupboard

Its called a wife

theres some next gen textiles
smart clothing they are trying to develop that will fold itself when given a bit of electricty.

Too expensive to run.

We had an accessible folding machine but Sony discontinued the service when it got too slow.

this.

>the dishwasher IS your cupboard

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>folding clothes
Fucking bloat.

the washer IS your dryer if you wait long enough

this is why I hang my clothes

why isn't there a machine capable of both washing and drying in one go?

>Wearing clothes

you've been playing too much factorio op

They have other benefits that can make it worth it. Just don't be too concerned with finding someone that's really pretty and focus more on their values and general life attitude.

The only clothes you need to fold should be dry cleaned

Washers and dryers can do their job by tumbling and agitating the shit out of its contents with little regard to what they are, and with minimal interaction from you.

Folding calls for different techniques for different types of clothing, (shirts, pants, skirts) if not even varying features of a type (buttoned shirts, sweatshirts, sleeves, hoods.) And even then you have to make further adjustments on the fly so you don't induce additional creases.

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Still seems to require you to stand there and load it.

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Why would you need to fold dishes?

I too have a topload dishwasher

Because hangers are superior

Yes, I rented a place with one once. It seemed like a great idea, but it could only handle 1/2 a small load & my clothes were always wrinkled.
It was kraut-tech

fpbp

Those exist but they're huge and cost millions of dollaridoos.

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then make them cheaper

Why not just have a public one like a laundromat

Does this count?

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Laundromats are for poor people. Automating normal tasks is for rich people.

Because no one gives a fuck about folding clothes.

i dont really see how this makes anything faster.

i-i volunteer

I don't even own a drying machine, I'm not a fucking laundromat to be shitting up my house with all that machinery

The patrician's choice

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Nice trips. Like women need MORE machines that do everything for them - they're already lazy and stupid enough as-is.

Who uses a dryer or folds? My washer has a drying cycle which leaves the clothes a tad moist. I then just put them to dry on a multi level drying rack like pic related and take the clothes off there when I need them

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I just put all my clothes in a big fucking pile on my floor.

Consider switching to microfibre clothes which don't need folding.

>I need folded clothes to impress my slave driver at my wagecuck job so I can earn money to buy folding machines with

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>uses drying machine
Change a longer lifespam of clothes for lazyness, I dont unterstand

that's way too many room for towels and not nearly enough for shirts and pants... and it takes up a lot of floor space. I might be able to get on board with an indoor clothesline that can be put away when not in use.

can you post some examples of microfiber clothes?

Only formal clothes need to be folded.

Why not a washer and dryer in one machine?

The living standard in my country is so low that I can get my whole house cleaned for 20 euros.There are old ladies that work for spare change so there is no reason to get married.

>t. guy with ugly wife

This.

And I don't even fold my formal clothes, I keep them all on hangers.

It's called a Chinese

Why even fold?

I hang shirts qnd pants to dry, the rest goes from dryer to closet drawer.

I just hang my shirts up dripping wet, straightens them out naturally.

ironing would be more impressive, folding is easy

literally me

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A spinning tub is just a tiny merry go round.
Robot arms are gonna crush your kid.

in Singapore the drying rack is a cupboard above the sink with no floor. you just wash your dishes, put them in the rack, take them back out when you need them

why doesn't the maid boy cook?

God I wish that was me, literally all I want in a relationship

>folding
I love putting creases in all my freshly washed clothes

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Because not everyone folds their clothes.

Everyone washes their clothes and everyone dries their clothes.