If you could say anything to this man right now without any repercussions, what would it be?

If you could say anything to this man right now without any repercussions, what would it be?

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benis

Install Gentoo.

Not that interesting of a premise to me. I imagine the idea is that you can insult him in some way. If it were something like "give him any one command he must obey", I'd be more interested, and I'd say "license all of Mac OS under the GPLv3".

He still doesn't feel like Mr. Apple to me. He's like a substitute teacher that stuck around longer than usual because the normal teacher had a baby.

install benis

You're doing amazing sweetie; keep up the good work.
Also, fucking buy Disney already.

Either discontinue Apple computers or make them not terrible.

Did you sleep yourself up the ladder?

who are you and why are you squinting at me?

benis owo

AIDs

You ruined Apple.
You're literally worse than John Sculley could ever have been.

Kill yourself so someone else can take the job and actually do it well.

/thread
Greedy fuck

Can I borrow some money?

You and your team needs to start looking for a successor to take over in the next 3-5 years. And open your ecosystem a bit ffs.

You will never even come close to Jobs.

gay man has obsession with dongles.

I always can. Sucks not living in the land of the free

Keep on keeping on.

Retire and make Forstall CEO.