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Jesus fucking christ

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>this is a video from a channel with over TWO MILLION subscribers
no...

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dafuq.

wtf
explain this

Beowulf cluster 2018 edition.

Also the drawing of the molecule on the blackboard is wrong, look at the right side, the sides with double bonds don't alternate with the single bonds. Every bond on the right except for the one on the axis should be reversed (single to double and double to simple)

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That flule meter is a hazard by itself desu

Yup

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They are using smartphones for minning?

I did something similar, except it was with two broken laptops. Basically both had messed up screens and one was missing keys. They were perfectly good Core2 machines and so I just stuck both into one old PC case and rigged them up as a home server. One ran my personal website and the other acted as a backup server for all my PCs, phone, and tablet. Then I bought a single used desktop to replace them and triple my storage.

No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public. Big brained niggers get wasted on vodka and rum while taking Ritalin and do 10 hour drunk programming sessions.

t. productive but won't live to be 40

>Are you sure about this John? I think we should hire an electrician.
>Don't worry honey, I know what I'm doing.

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You just know that's someone who got asked by HR what skills his replacement needs

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>people who reply to "your mother dies in her sleep" posts.jpg

I'd plug my connector into this hole, iykwim.

Google Review/SEO manipulation

Is this even possible to collect all those certifications before the first ones start expiring?

It's a (you) farm

That video was loaded with misinformation.

That's a funny looking drone.

Is it an ultimate 4chin shitposting cluster?

attention whores are not a new thing

I know how to create a virtual machine in vmware
what else do I need to know for a professional certification?

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Carbon can only make four bonds at a time you absolute brainlet, what you're talking about would mean it has 5 bonds.

>No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public. Big brained niggers get wasted on vodka and rum while taking Ritalin and do 10 hour drunk programming sessions.
>t. productive but won't live to be 40
You mean:
>t. retarded 16 year old edgy retard

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That thread was a blast

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Very nice

nidkwymptm

t. basedboy

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Holy shit.

An old favorite.

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Yes, I spent $300,000 on certifications. Please hire me for this $40,000 a year job.

nice goatse

embeddedarm.com/blog/netbsd-toaster-powered-by-the-ts-7200-arm9-sbc/

>things that are true mean you're edgy and young
not him but im a 28 year old alcoholic that spends 10+ hours a day writing code. It's not edgy, it's just life. how could you not be a misanthropic alcoholic at this point? You'd have to be a complete dumb ass or thoroughly enjoy being fucked over to not want to be drunk and underground, while only socializing to get your supplies and leave the world for another 3 - 6 months.

everyone has lied to you so far, so I'll tell you now because it's not worth doing anymore and at this point, who cares. They've scaled up their beer money and were making a killing just getting phones to watch videos / run apps that pay you to run apps. It's called a "phone farm".

>4:55
>15 double u
>not 15 watts

>5:23
>good news for those cryptominers
>mining with an apu

>6:34 and 6:42
>10 N M
>not 10 nanometers

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women goatseeee

d...delet this

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If not you probably only have a window of a couple months to apply lmao

Wouldn't it be way cheaper to just run a couple hundred VMs?

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Is this loss?

something way worse...

>be me
>23
>kicked out of house for sperging out at parents
>have to temporarily stay with middle age family freinds
>Bald tuff guy & Slut wife. could be worse
>need to look for place to rent. Ask Slut wife if I can use computer
>Slut wife - "Sure user no problem tee hee, right this way"
>follow swaying ass to computer. fugg
>bout what you'd expect. Everything default, only browser installed is the Internet Explorer,
0 effort in keepng things organized, desktop complete mess of trash/dodgy programs
>too scared to venture further, anxiety allready too damn high
>proceed to open the Internet Explorer
>slow as fuck
>bout 12 or so toolbars. 20% screen screen real estate
>..wtf.. completely unusable. Remove some, so can see
>can't find anything suitable to rent, whole experience very distressing. leave computer. never using that again
>blow some time
>Bald tuff guy - "hey user, come here need to speak with you"
>! ...? Go to where he is calling from.
>arrive. Bald tuff guy placing heavy shit in truck. kinda impressive
>w-whats up?
>Bald tuff guy "What have you done with my computer?"
>huh? "Just browsing rentals.." (anxiety over 9000%)
>legit confused, swear on me mum I dindu nuffin
>Bald tuff guy "I can't search the internet"
>w-what?
>Bald tuff guy in louder voice "I can't search the internet" ..?
"You used it last, you must have removed my search, the thing I use to search"
>"oooohh you mean those toolbars, that's not what yo--" Bald tuff guy - "PUT MY SEARCH BACK"

>fuck my life

phoneposters shitposting for (You)s at incredible hihg speed.

Loss?

This gives me the fear.

Every time, I'm still mad

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Should have just installed firefox

Jesus, this is the worst thing ever

nm

Once you enter the field you'll realize everyone drinks in development.

Your story sucks and you should kill yourself.

>not scrot '%Y-%m-%d_$wx$h.png' -e 'mv $f ~/cringe/'

At first I thought he was talking about 2010 but then he said 2018
Wtf is this video

Have you considered suicide?

Jewtel.jpg

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>Intel uses hyperthreading
>amd uses overclocking

>Jewtel.jpg

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the belt buckle HAHAHHAHA

lul
also >Intel CPUs run cooler and consume less while AMD CPUs run hotter and consume more power
especially true for 28 core 2000(double-u) nuclear reactors

This is by far the most retarded video I've ever seen, but the best part is that they still have kept it up despite everyone saying it's completely wrong.

FUCK YOU PC CHIPS
I WILL ALWAYS BE MAD

phone farms / click farms are pretty common. It's used for a variety of things ranging from dating sites (chat with dozens of men on dozens of sites and get them to send you money) to voting with clicks or ratings. Basically.. if you can make a dollar an hour with one phone doing whatever then 60 phones make you $60 per hour instead of $1.

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>netbsd
>not superior Windows 10S
bet it can't even do 1080p

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lol

autism

shut the fuck up you stupid nigger, you don't have any idea what you're talking about

I don't think that's gonna get the proper amount of lift user

>No, only brainlets drink around other people or in public
except that's literally the best time to drink, because it helps you build connections and friends and actually get out of your fucking basement, user.

I don't get it

Please never attempt to do your own wiring. The person that installed that didn't get it either.

posting the first funny image in this thread

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I've done my own wiring and it isn't that hard. It's literally got a positive and a negative so don't mix them up and look up how to properly wrap them around the terminals.

electrician work isn't hard but electricians can do it insanely fast whereas a layman would need to a bit a research and spend a bit of time getting it right

Le "I do something I know is retarded, but by explicitly mentioning it I hope to make it less retarded" meme

The screws are wired to the mains for some reason.

It's not deadly because your hand won't contract around a non-exposed screw, but you'll get a nice shock. Maybe what prompted that guy to test and fix it.

That tool monitors voltage. Generally you would use it on your leads or insert it into the socket to check your readings. The thing is showing 120 volts *at the fucking screws of the wall plate*, which means anything conductive that touches those two screws (like a human hand, for instance) and completes the circuit is going to get one hell of a shock.

The screws on the light switch are in contact with the house's wiring.

>AC wiring
>it's just positive and negative

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