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What even is this? Boomers of WW3?

>white ppl in the image

Lmao

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

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>Implying blacks can manage farms or the environment

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>Climate Change Reversal Specialist
So genocider then?

what a fucking dystopia

Isn't that just someone that supports homosexuality?

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BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED... I AM CAPTAIN POTATO!

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space junk recycler sounds comfy af

people thinking they can predict the future are a laughing stock

no future predictions ever turn true

NONE

>socialising skills will more important than ever
well time to off myself

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The one reheat doesn't have any nor requires me to work with Indian niggers

Network engineer.

> Pharmer
I can't believe you've done this
> Social Media Lawyer
Someone hurt my feelings on the internet, better call up my Internet Lawyer.

>esport athlete

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>being a wagecuck
lol

Self driving car mechanic.
>no womyn
>can charge whatever I want in a private shop because people don't know how cars work other than "turn key, go vroom"
>already ASE certified
>enjoy it

If these are my choices, I'd rather just hang myself.

corpse shoveler

I want to be a VR brothel manager.

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>literally the first """worker""" is a stronk indepennet womyn of kolor who don need no mane

yea I'm not reading this.

Remember to sage folks

How the fuck did you reach that conclusion when all they showed is a black farmer?
What the fuck is wrong with you

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fuck off nigger

>implying the future will have white people
lmao

Professional NEET.

I will probably spend my time in prison for shit posting too hard though.

His conclusion was correct though.

>eSport
lol no.
eSports is literally on the way out soon.
>bbut it's just getting started
And it'll be replaced by 'real' telesports.

Mechs beating the shit out of each other with remote human pilots
Cars driving at 800+kmh with remote drivers.

Telesport is the future, not videogames.

I'm not in the top 5% of society so I'll be part of society these people will be ignoring and actively trying to kill off

So I will be fighting back against this bullshit.

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this pic is pure cancer

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Couldn't be more wrong lmao ;)))

Yeah, that's the only way I can see it work. Ecosystems are destroyed by global warming. What are humans going to do about that? You can't just pick up the pieces and put them back together.

Oh boy, this is so fucking dumb that I have to go through these one by one:

>Pharmer
So, just a regular agriculture worker like today but with a bit more of biochemistry/genetics education?
Also vertical farming as a meaningful substitute is a meme. It's been debunked multiple times.

>Self-driving car mechanic
So, a regular mechanic but with some additional tech skills?
Again, fully autonomous vehicles being "just around the corner" is another overhyped meme. For more info why this is a blatant hype machine, check out a genuine AI expert, Rodney Brooks: (google for "rodney brooks my dated predictions).

>Space Miner
It's far, far away from any feasibility. When we start running low on fossil fuels we'll simply move to renewable, which will soon turn out to be not enough for all of us, which in turn will lead us to extremely efficient nuclear and all the anti-atom green psychos will shut their fucking gobs right in the very second they face energy blackouts.
As for the rare elements, don't worry. We have a huge supply of these on the ocean bed.

>Climate Change Reversal Specialist
(...)
This is the only comment I can give on this atrocious absurd. Anything else would be a disgrace to my dignity.

>Space Junk Recycler
Minor specialisation, not a regular occupation. Will be done by a handful of people.

>Autonomous Transportation Specialist
See my comment on self-driving anything - a long way to go. Also this isn't anything new. It's just a rebranding of logisticians.

The rest later. Plowing through this onions chart is taking a toil on me.

PS
Gook-Moot should be hanged and quartered for the anti-spam filters that won't allow me to link a fucking NATURE article on a fucking TECHNOLOGY board.

>pharmer
Thats literally what a modern farmer fucking does
I hate graphic designers so fucking much with their retarded pictograph bullshit

Half of these are just regular jobs. Space tourism guide? It's just a regular ol' tourism guide IN SPAAAAACE. What does a virtual teacher need to do that a regular teacher doesn't do already? Social media will (maybe) become a larger chunk of the work of regular lawyers, but we don't need CYBER lawyers for that.

I want to ravage Poppys butthole so bad.

they're going to dump tons and tons of expensive and completely untested chemicals in the atmosphere.
they've already started (chemtrails lol), but they want to do it in the open so they can really scale it up.

god damn libruls love hopium almost as much as the smell of their own farts.

I've been excited for space mining for a while now

>Starbucks
>The future job 95% of graphic designer will do any time

>internet lawyer
not gonna happen. Politicians can't into technology.

>It's far, far away from any feasibility.
ur wrong

>Politicians can't into technology.
that hasn't stopped them thus far

This dude looks like a boss in some shitty near future game.

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Wow, what an excellent and telling comment. The sheer avalanche of arguments has buried me in my ignorance.

Let me remind you that at this point sending anything to space is beyond any profitability. Space exploration is a must, sure, but for now it's a multi billion dollar burning hobby.

So what about sending A LOT OF STUFF (sorry for the simplicity, but I feel like I need to sync down towards your mental capabilities) to extraterrestrial objects in order to extract resources there, ON AN INDUSTRIAL SCALE and then BRING IT ALL SAFELY BACK to earth?

Wow, even fucking anti-matter synthesis is cheaper at this point.

Space resources are not coming in twenty, nor fifty, not even seventy years unless we get another sci-tech revolution, a paradigm shift. But waiting for "something cool" to happen is a techno-utopian belief. It belongs to religious freaks along with waiting for jesus to come back down.

>Space junk recycler
Fuck yes

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>all that for a screw
what a stupid fucking cartoon.

>Did you think you even stood a chance, Protag?

rolling for it
(please drone manager)

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rolling!

idiot

Rolino

>implying in a era of space travel that oxygen would be less expensive than a screw
lol check your shit taste at the door you dingus.

Or why they wouldnt just use some type of magnet since the screw is more than likely steel anyways

Sigh

ya I know
fits this board :^)

I WIN!

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roll

luuuuucky

>WITH 5.8 MILLION CYBERCRIMES EACH YEAR
OH MY GOD. WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH PUSSIES

roving bandit in the wasteland outside the socialist arcologies

>Time Broker

That is the most redundant shit I have ever heard

>women
>being good at e-sports
Lmao

rollan

This is possibly the stupidest shit I've read ever.

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It really is true. I'm going to stay in tech as long as I can and then become a teacher once automation or one of the two billion Pajeets take my job.

well you got the phenomenon of bullshit jobs...

>chemtrails

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whatever.
youtube.com/watch?v=jf0khstYDLA

Rolll

You gonna end up dead broke when skidrow let's you pirate the brothel

Civil Engineer.
People will always need clean water and to shit their food afterwards plus roads.

wrong

>roll
Can we add sexbot maintainer/manager to the list? Let's say tripples

How has no one pointed neuro enhancer yet? Everyone from functional neurosurgeons to pharmacist have been trying to improve cognition since forever so why would a random new career pop up to manage what they have been working on forever? What would they even do that a physician wouldn't?

Check em neet dubs

rolling for NEET

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Which reddit memelord came up with this joke of a picture?

Space junk recycler sound cool.

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Cyber code monkey.

Black folk where they belong.

>How to derail a thread
>Rolling though

Is this image actually implicitly rejecting a global non-african demographic downfall?

>Human ATC for Drone aircraft
dumb dumb dumb with a side of dumb

rawl

AI personality writer so I can write the first autistic NEET AI ever.

you misunderstand. all the light skinned people in that image are Han chinese who have dyed their hair. maoism with libertarian characteristics has subjugated the whole world.

>it's all so tiring

DUBS GET
SLAVE FOR OUR AI OVERLORDS

>Implying I can't multiclass with the drone manager and the space miner at the same time.
>Implying anybody would want to be part of this society where socialization has been reduced to nothing and all human desires have been industrialized
>Implying science and engineering can be mixed

Is that good or bad?

I can't wait until all disabilities are cured and fucking neets are forcibly made to work

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HINT: it's hard for jews to blend in with asian people