/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/item/Magic-Eyes-LORI-Series-COCOLO-Anime-vagina-pussy-Male-Masturbators-adult-sex-toys-for-men/32646059071.html
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Why masturbate with a tissue when you can use a chink onahole?

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Tissue doesn't give you cancer

are dedicated music player a meme or not and if not, any good model ?

>are *** a meme?
When you have to ask, they usually are.

Somewhat of a meme. Depends on what your reason is for wanting them I suppose. Benjie T6 and xDuoo X3 are the most recommended ones since they can run Rockbox.

mainly want a device with it's own batery life apart from my phone and with physical button(took a liking of the xperia E1 physical music button)

Since Putins are apparently a waste of money, which budget SD card should I buy in bulk to not get chinked on capacity?

Then get one, or bring an extra battery/powerbank and use the physical buttons on your headphones.

Install gentoo

>Benjie T6 and xDuoo X3 are the most recommended ones since they can run Rockbox.
How do you find Rockbox for these? They're not part of the supported device list.

Why masturbate when you could be friends with Jesus?

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I am friends with Jesus. We masturbate together.

I want to know if there's any good smartwatch es. Last thread turned into talking about wanking off into tissues so I never got an answer.

>Since Putins are apparently a waste of money
Says who?

There's no official release or dev release with them yet. You can get them here though:
forums.rockbox.org/index.php/topic,51653.0.html
xvtx.ru/rockbox/

Seems like the state of support for the Benjie is better, since it has been merged upstream. My Sansa Clip+ is still working fairly well, but if it died today I'd buy a Benjie.

aliexpress.com/item//32822618274.html is actually two devices for the same price that others are charging for one. I don't know what you'd need two for, but if you're buying there's no reason not to get an extra one for no extra price.

So is there not a predecessor for the Xiaomi redmi 4X. It seems that all the new ones are at least 5.5".

Do you mean successor?

Anything up with these chink micro sds?

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Yes, my bad.
Redmi 5A is weaker than the 4X but the Redmi 5 is like .7" larger than the 4X

Xiaomi update list for 2018

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>marshmallow and nougat based

eww

If 5 inch is the max screen I think you're stuck with the 5a. It's mostly 5,5 to 6 inch these days

>miui
DROPPED

did you mean 'flashed'?

It can be a little larger, but definitely not 5.7"

MI6 is going to be 5.2. Then there's the mi5, mi5s you can look at. If it doesn't have to be a Xiaomi: Nokia 8 is a good one, but is 5.3'

Why the fuck is kingdian such shit these days?
You can get a similar priced ADATA from amazon and not have to worry about getting chinked. Why aren't they dropping prices to stay competitive?

wtf give me oreo for note 4.

Listen up traitors. I want YOU to STOP buying cheap Chink shit! You are funding the enemy! Disupting local jobs and the local economy!

YOU are NOTHING but Chinese SABOTAURS doing the enemies work for them.

Do YOU really need that plasticky junk? NO.

BUY LOCAL, QUALITY PRODUCE

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Flash a custom ROM.

got your ass covered, chinkshitbro:
download.lineageos.org/mido

Is redmi 6 worth it?

I’m new to Ali baba. User interface fucking blows, but I figured it out. Was going to buy an dames chair for a few hundred, but they told me shipping was like $500. I told them to fuck off. Was I getting scammed, or does it really cost that much for shipping?

>SABOTAURS
I want sabotaur porn now, even though I'm confused what it would look like. A horses body obviously but what's the sabo part going to be like?

Because it's convenient and always available.

Goddamn Google autocorrect sabotaging my post!

What do you think shipping a single chair costs?

Alibaba is the wholesale site, you don't generally want to be buying stuff there unless you're getting a container of it.

And yes, shipping a large object from China is going to cost a lot.

>BUY LOCAL, QUALITY PRODUCE

>Rebranded Chinese shit sold by Jews at a 300% cost
Fuck Israel

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What’s a better site to get a cheap knock-off eames chair?

Why the fuck are you trying to save $20 on a chair by shipping it halfway across the fucking planet?

A real eames chair costs like $6k senpai

Then what's a few hundred in shipping costs? It'll still be way cheaper.

I have no idea what an earnes chair is, but I googled and it looks like a tv chair. Doesn't any Ikea have several models? What's special about this?

You are the enemy.

And it was a dumb phoneposter to boot

It’s “””iconic”””. Now that you know what one looks like, you’ll see it referenced all over tv and movies. Plus it impresses the fuck out of artsy girls.

I just want one because it looks cool and matches all the mid-century modern shit in my office.

>iPhone: the chair

>aliexpress.com/item//32822618274.html is actually two devices for the same price that others are charging for one. I don't know what you'd need two for, but if you're buying there's no reason not to get an extra one for no extra price.

Great deal and tempting... Can Rockbox work on my car iPod interface? I don't want to lose using my steering wheel controls on the cars HUD. Some USB cable to connect to my car that's easy as the car is just normal USB but can't see Rockbox anywhere basically acting just like an iPod for these type of connections?

like I give a fuck, get a better job that dont die out brainlet manual labour fags.

None of those sound like compelling enough reasons to buy one. Maybe if you're the ceo and want one in your office, but then you could afford it.

I'd just get something vaguely similar from some local furniture store.

is there a chink mechanical keyboard with swappable switches that isnt horrifically ugly?

team wolf zhuque
Use the money you save to pain it a different color

best mirco usb cable ?

and best cheap headphones ?

>Can Rockbox work on my car iPod interface?
If the car can play music from USB mass storage, then that will work. For any iPod-specific USB mode, I don't think so.

>best mirco usb cable
Ugreen reversible t󠀨󠀨b󠀨󠀨h

how much do they pay you to sit in these threads and immediately shill ugreen when someone asks about a cable?

USB Logic analyzer and "Phone Repair Tools Kit" arrived. Too bad package is missing metal version of these spudgers, so I got chink'd.

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>and best cheap headphones
What type (IEM/open/closed/earbuds) are you looking for and what's your budget?

About three fiddy

iem with changeable cable. any price from 10-30 euros really

h-how leagal would one of these be?

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Tin Audio T2 are on sale right now for 30 euros and everyone is meming them hard. I ordered mine yesterday, so I can't say for certain if they're worth the hype yet, but AudioBudget sure thinks so.

anything known to be good at half that price ? have m50x's i use mainly just looking for meme headphones for the bus

can anyone vouch for the knockoff brand headphone pads you can get on aliexpress? I'm looking for something to replace the pads on the M40x, mainly for comfort reasons.

What's a good for listening to all around music chi-fi around 10-20$? KZ ATE?

Rock Zircons are still good and very cheap.

Mine is a growlight too man

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shoes are there unironically to press the chip to a empty oolong tea box used as a temporary cooling thing btw

This. I like my rockboxed Benjie T6.

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Any good clip or wrist strap for it? I use my Sansa Clip+ for working out and will really miss the clip if I replace it.

Does album art show on the playing now screen by the way?

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the plan is to grow a couple plants in a light sealed box and monitor the chip temperature (and turn it off so it doesn`t burn my shit apartment), humidity and time it using a PIC microcontroller. Now I must wait for the brazilian mail crime syndicate to deliver my pickit. In the meantime I`ll use a meme-uino uno

Yes the ATE is fine. If you are looking for more entry level iem you may also look at the ed9 and vjjb k4. Rock Zircons are also good. Steer clear of the other kz items like zst zs3 and shit, they'll just suck you to the kz pithole of buying everything they spit out.

Hey I'm going to need link to this yo

Anyone bought any pistol flashlights or lasers?

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>Any good clip or wrist strap for it?
No idea really but i'd be interested in a clip accessory too.

>Does album art show on the playing now screen by the way?
Sure, as with most rockboxed devices it depends on which skin are you using and there are a couple of skins available for the T6 already. Pic related is what i'm running for the "now playing" screen.

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The KZ ZST and new ed16 and es4 are really good also, better than the ATEs which can be muddy in their mids and highs

>No idea really but i'd be interested in a clip accessory too.
I can't find any clip or strap accessories for it by searching around. If you ever find a solution to this, please post it in /csg/.
>Pic related is what i'm running for the "now playing" screen.
Looks good. Thanks.

I think the boarseman CX98 is way better than the Zircons for like $4 more.

No mic or remote on the Boarsemans though.

There are two variants, i bought the non-mic version for my portable media player and got the mic version instead (chinked?).
I don't think they're fakes because they were adequately priced and the sound signature seems spot-on with audiobudget's review (and the comments below) which is great and better than the Zircons in every way aside from bass.

>tfw missing the mid year sale with a filled up shopping cart because on holiday and didn't bring the portable debit card reader thing I need to verify payments

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Does the mic version have a different name? I can't find it on AliExpress.

The prices didn't change at all, it's a pretend mid year sale.

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>filled up shopping cart
I've bought four things so far, about $200.

what did you order?

Is there any chink shit that'll help me shave my asshole?

aliexpress.com/item/boar-semen/32796199288.html

Thanks f󠀨󠀨a󠀨󠀨m

>Refurb Xperia Z5 compact
>Tin Audio T2 meme earphones
>Bluetooth headphone for my brother
>Overpriced weeb keychain

>Z5 compact
PLEASE, please review this once it gets there. I've been looking into it as well but too scared to order ;_;

its always a """sale""" year round, I wish aliexpress had points like gearbest

>he actually thinks it's a sale

Uh sure but i bought it yesterday and hasn't even shipped so you'd be waiting for at least a month.

i love karen

aliexpress.com/item/Magic-Eyes-LORI-Series-COCOLO-Anime-vagina-pussy-Male-Masturbators-adult-sex-toys-for-men/32646059071.html

Ayyyyy.

what's the go-to keychain flashlight nowadays. is it still the Nitecore Tube?

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