What is your rig had an ai waifu like Cortana but it's appearance was based on what parts you had for example the...

I have a 1700x and 64gb ram but I want a vampire loli...

>32c ryzen badonkadonk with vehicle-sized ass implants in the form of a xeon phi coprocessor
>literally no RAM at all so completely flat + brainless fuckmeat that barely reacts to external stimuli

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These Anons know whats up.

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But user, Latinas are anywhere between skeleton sticc and African fertility goddess, those mixed genes give them lots of variety.

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I guess i'd buy more ram.

>doesn't quote the guys who directly talked about ass

hmm

my ryzen cores should let you know where the ass status is, kiddo

My "waifu" would be an old hag

True tho. Just thought "Latina" was a bad metric.

I have my limits. Large Ass is preferred, but I feel like a Ryzen 2700 would be ... too much.

What however distinguishes a thigh gap? The NorthBridge?

>>the bigger the ram the bigger the tits
Is it bad that my first thought was that the ram meant the penis, euphemized as male goats?

there are many with higher core count I think it's a big butt but not huge

but nothing has north bridge anymore, it's all built into CPU

maybe chipset? idk

If the tits started sagging when the hardware got old I'd feel way better about replacing my hardware.

Unlike girlfriends, I get attached to my computer parts and normally I feel bad about replacing them.

Power > AMD > Intel

>tfw no 1 TB RAM gf

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> TFW no Xeon Phi 72c gf

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hard drive space is thighs...
let's go bully the speccy thread
time to buy Zilog

Stunning Jow Forums discussion here.
Imagine if your loved ones could see these posts

>the bigger the ram the bigger the tits
Then I would have to limit my RAM, that is retarded.

This is also a retarded gimmick, but might be fun.

/thread

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She would be exactly this.

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If I'm still running a Phenom II X6 and a R9 270x with 16gb of ram, would mine be a big titty mommy gf?

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count of threads determine the count of locks of hair

forgot the pic

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anyone got the original gif of that machine?

Would CPU be height? GPU be ass size/how tone the body is? Give us more to work with, OP

Don't be mean with pajeet-kun, he's just doing an honest shill job.

I'd throw my ram sticks into the trash so i can get delicious flat chest.

Keep it forgotten wofaggot

>tfw single thread pentium
kek

>mfw got non-delidded 8700k running 4.8GHz all cores at 1.25V
I guess she would be HOT lmao.

Ram - tits. Memory - size. Speed - inverse saggyness.

Socket - hips.

Cpu - ass. Frequency - tone/muscularity. Core count - sheer size.

itx - loli
matx - slim
atx - curvy
server - mommy

What would storage drives be? What would be the difference between hard drives and SSDs? What about M.2 vs SATA SSDs?

$17

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u focking wot?

>Ram - tits. Memory - size
so four sticks means four tits?

>tfw 16 slot supermicro board

flat chests are for pedos and gay men

How much RAM can I fit in a DIMM? How many slots do I have? I'm going to make this bitch busty.

someone make a site for this

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But what would a SSD be?

>blue board
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i went to sleep and your post got delet :(
just chuck it on mixtape.moe or something. also thanks for trying

Found the pedo

>16gb
>shit clocks
you know 8gb at better timings is better so fuck off
>implying the better chips wouldnt have access to vampire lolis

Looks like I'll be downgrading...