So if I granted you root access to any *nix box of your choice (or Administrator for WinFags) plus open public IPs & 1Gb links; what would you do with it.
Rules: None; assume this box is forever. How you do put it to work?
Whoami: root
Kayden Watson
Elijah Nelson
rm -rf /
then install gentoo
Dominic Walker
rm -rf /
Aiden Murphy
>30 seconds apart
Ryder Butler
You do know it CAN happen
Leo Perry
I'd get into Pine Gap and forge some documents about lizard men in the UN, send em off to wikileaks or open up some ports and let the world telnet in. Then I'd pour myself a drink and laugh at the hysteria, knowing full well that it was rabbit people all along, pulling the strings.
Xavier Rivera
>sudo rm -rf /
Cameron Reed
>using sudo as root
Jeremiah Martin
I have access to root on a number of big servers at work and I wouldn't do shit because I would be fired immediately all for nothing since they keep daily backups of anything valuable.
Asher Jackson
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
Kayden Gray
retard. my box of choice is already running gentoo
Wyatt Collins
install windows 10 because no sane person actualy uses linux, its only hipsters
James Fisher
nstal gyentuu
Brody Hernandez
Mine crypto currency
A decent server CPU generates $20 / month
Have free $20 or don't have free $20
I take the free $20
Wyatt Campbell
inb4 removing parts of bios firmware via /dev/* rendering the box unbootable and bricked
Daniel Gomez
Install guixsd in-place
Ayden Collins
fpbp
Angel Campbell
make warez site
Hunter Sanchez
cat /dev/zero > /dev/null
Andrew Rogers
make a 360 blogchain and driver away
Joseph Carter
Change your password, delete everything important looking, set up a proxy, download child porn to your machine, call the police and give an anonymous tip.
Asher Cruz
>using root instead of sudo -s
Brandon Young
This but unironically.
Bentley Powell
Seed cheese pizza.
Henry Taylor
Good thing im not running systemd and my EFI partition isn't mounted.