Be me american

>be me american
>be cool
>be you european
>be gay

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next post will be about getting shot

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>be american
>trigger europoops just by existing

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be american
greatest ally thank you for building american bases in poland

This

what a shill with darkness and silence through the night

>be american
>am american
>end blog
>end circlejerk

blow it inside and on my ass

HOW IS CALLED AMERICAN MAN???????????????????????????????????????????????

SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>be romanian
>get kot

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>America
>7% gays

>Europe
>Averages 3% gays

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AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITHOUT HIS FORESKIN SAYS THE OWNER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO GODDAMN FAT SAYS THE AMERICAN WELL AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN TO THE FUCKING MOON

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and then they all clapped

Based
My dick is 7.9 inches

based

my sources say its 4.5% in America and 6% in Europe. desu im betting the rates are very similar

>be american
>get shot
>be brazilian
>die of disease

>be american
>get stabbed
>but who am I quoting?

>be american
>get shot
>be belgian
>get invaded by germany

>WAAAAAHHHH, STOP BUILDING BASES, WTF POLAND DO YOU NOT TRUST ME????

>using american units
BASED

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>be lithuanian
>commit suicide

>be canadian
>immediately apologize

I see the Americans are awake?

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you know it bongbro

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Excellent.

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>be american

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wow i didnt know it was opposite day today :-00?)? ) ) )@:0 :--)

>be cool

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favorite joke thread in a while

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So help me Duke

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Dis is now finngolian superioridy dhread :--DD ebin :--DDD

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Finngolian Khanate supreme.

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>be american
>always see world complain about american imperialism
>become confused when another country asks us to build a base there

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i could never hate finland
i love this video

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so fucking true

no problem faggot, we have your back

you're moms gay

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and your dad is a spurdo

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>be american
>get shot
>police arrive
>get shot again
>ambulance arrives
>mfw left insurance card at home

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my wife chino is so cute

>be human of any nationality
>be a worthless pile of shit