What if there really are no paid shills on Jow Forums and we're all just retards yelling at each other?

What if there really are no paid shills on Jow Forums and we're all just retards yelling at each other?

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there is no other way for someone to disagree with me other than them being paid by companies i dont like

How do I get a job as a shill? Serious question.

Apply?

Try to send a mail to Intel, they could always use more shills

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nahhhhhh

Nice try.

>t. shill
you can't fool me intel schlomo.

>hahaha wtf do u think you are fooling ne that easily intel sholl poopie
Jow Forums is just full of reddit kids now, shit wasn't like that 2 years ago. Thanks God they are brainlets and can't shitpost on programming threads.

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The true shills are sponsored bloggers, youtubers & tech journalists, many of them come here to shitpost.

Linus Tech Tips is a a clear example of a Shill youtuber who says "Sponsored by Intel" at every video

If you want to legit starting to gain some sheckels just get a job as tech journalist at some website, blog or youtube channel.

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>What if there really are no paid shills on Jow Forums
That would just make it even more sad as they're shilling for companies without even getting anything in return.

Search for job title: viral marketer

GNU/Linux shills are definitely not paid

i wouldn't care
i only shitpost and banter

Can't shill for something that's free :^)

What did they mean by this?

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Don't forget about JIDF
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But you have to admit, it's pretty fascinating when you think about it.
One user might talk shit about Nvidia, another user sees this and assumes user 1 is a paid AMD shill. user 2 proceeds to post Nvidia benchmarks, and now user 1 thinks the other user is a paid Nvidia shill.

One day a company might send some ACTUAL paid shills to shill on Jow Forums, only to find that, for some inexplicable reason, people are already shilling their products, all by themselves.

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Stock market Jow Forums fags benefit from shilling

For example:
During Intel meltdown/specter fiasco the Intel stocks fell.
So Jow Forumsmen with Intel stocks started to shill to rise Intel stocks again.

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yelling retardedly is not the same as retards yelling

god im so lonely hold me Jow Forums

You think companies that spend literally billions of dollars into bribes wouldn't spend few rupees into indian shitposters?

Most youtubers aren't shills in the literal sense that they are paid to advertise a product but are just afraid to say anything bad because they know if they do they won't get review sample of their next product.

>Mr Bog, NASDAQ stocks are falling
Shill Tech Company X on Jow Forums to rise X stocks
>Yes sir.

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>... youtubers ... are afraid to say anything bad because they ... won't get review sample of their next product.

So they can't stay neutral and become (((biased))) (aka shills)

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Some people shitpost because of principles not lack thereof

Since Intel's meltdown, even Linus Tech tips is making effort to be more neutral

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Intel stocks fell
AMD stocks RYZEN.

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they're paid in estrogen obviously

>he wasn't here in 2014

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