what I feared happened
Jow Forums is now 100% a shithole only filled with frogposters and people trying to force their """memes"""
I can't relate to this community anymore
rok o
What I feared happened
Joseph Morgan
Nicholas Gray
I hate this place too but I'm bored and I can't always read
John Ross
what I feared happened
Jow Forums is now 100% a shithole only filled with frogposters and people trying to force their """memes"""
I can't relate to this community anymore
rok o
Ayden Nelson
bad thread
Owen Green
Fucking copypasta niggers
Carson Jenkins
I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
Under the sun, the bastard son
Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
By any means, your enemies my enemies
We wet them up like a canteen
The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
Chase Myers
Its been a good ride. But the morning sun never lasts a day.
Wyatt Long
bump
Brody Gray
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Once upon a midnight dreary, making shitposts weak and weary,
Over many a queer and dubious trainwreck of forgotten board,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I saw a trapping,
Which got me gently fapping, fapping at a sissy whore.
`'Tis some twink,' I muttered, `fapping at this sissy whore -
Traps aren't gay, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I doth rember it was in the bleak December,
And each time I saw some member spamming the shit out of my board.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From r/banter surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the shitpost war -
For the rare and radiant funpost whom the britbongs spammed with gore -
Anonymous here for evermore.
And the grinning kot's uncertain rustling of the janny's jimmies
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic mirth never felt before;
But now, to still the beating of my meat, I stood repeating
`'Tis some newfag entreating entrance at my image board -
Some late newfag entreating entrance at my image board; -
It was very clear he should lurk more,'
Presently boredom grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam (male), your removal I implore;
But the fact is I was posting, and so gently you came boasting,
And so faintly you were posting, dumb frogs in my image board,
That I scarce was sure you've been here even at all before.
Stop posting here and lurk some more.'
Deep into r/banter peering, long I stood there gloating, cheering,
Trolling, baiting burgers no mortal ever dared to bait before;
Yet their ranks remained unbroken, and their education gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered, `Yuropoor!'
This they whispered, and an echo cried back, `Yuropoor!'
But they still get shot forever more.
Julian Campbell
Back into the gay thread turning, all my rage within me burning,
Soon again I saw roleplaying some more obnoxious than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something from a Discord cancer;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis Singapore and nothing more!'
Open here Troid flung the shitter, when, with many memes and twitter,
In there dumped a load of imptrash from the Jow Forums containment board.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with memes of jews or staceys, perched atop my image board -
Unfunny cancer dumped all across my image board -
'Twas Reddit-tier and nothing more.
Then these cringelords beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of their countenance it wore,
`Though thy posts seem wellbehaven, thou,' I said, `art much too craven.
As no amount of luls or common sense is emitted from your board -
Don't spam another wojak meme we've seen it all before
Quoth the Jow Forumstards, 'duuurrr race war'
Much I marvelled at this ungainly lack of discourse oh so plainly,
Clearly their answers little meaning - little relevancy they bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet were as retarded as the people in the board next door -
Crying about internet drama worse than feminazis ever done before
'Tmust be Reddit-tier and nothing more.
But Jow Forums's spirit, stifled by the newfag cancer, did show itself,
In that one board, as if its soul in that one board it did outpour.
Nothing interesting it muttered - twas all nonsense r/banter uttered -
Yet faintly I felt a sense of longing for the lulzy days of yore -
And sense that was what other Jow Forumsicoots were also looking for.
If asked to leave my answer is undoubtedly `Nevermore.'
Jace Davis
I miss the old times
Hudson Jackson
Dually cursed/blessed image.
Brandon King
do people think that they can make the board less shitty by meta posting about how it's shitty
Brody Gomez
bump so everyone can see
Mason Jones
nice dubs
Jaxson Richardson
thanks bro
Jaxon White
This is beautiful. One of the best copypastas I've seen written.
Ethan Rivera
The daily "bant is dead" post
They would have more of an impact if you people didn't make them so often
Charles Williams
>one post by this id
im quoting myself btw
Juan Powell
no you're not
Jacob Cruz
i just did
Jeremiah Flores
no you didn't
Thomas Ward
Actually a good post.
John Jenkins
yeah i did super retard
Jace Sanchez
no you didn't ultra retard
Landon James
yeah i did
Josiah Gomez
dont reply to this post i did now shut up
Gavin Stewart
alrite, see ya in the next week
Luis Mitchell
ok I won't
Jose Perry
The patricians forced meme
Kevin White
It doesn't win enough in losing.
Evan Howard
What
Logan Sanders
It doesn't have enough natural momentum in itself to win in losing enough to become a meme.
How new are you?
Jordan Harris
yikes
David Foster
take that back
Carson Hall
yikes