Please help anons

>be me
>9th grade
>be in gym class
>need to take a shit
>ask the teacher to go to the bathroom
>teacher is cool so he says yes
>go to bathroom around the hallway
>go into stall ready to release zeus
>sit on toilet
>suddenly get a really bad pain in stomach
>double over and fall onto floor
>red hot liquid diarrhea begins spraying out
>this fucking diarrhea is green and red
>shit goes all over the stall wall and under into the next stall
>the person in the next stall screams in horror and try’s to get to the door but slips in my shit
>I hear them slam head first into a puddle of my shit and throw up
>by now I’m crying on the floor while hercules rapes my intestines
>the shit stops
>I hear the other person try to get up and slip again
>exit the stall, wash my hands and stumble back to gym class
>once I get into gym class realize my pants are covered in green and red shit
>people gag and plug there noses
>quickly run out of gym and though the main school doors
>run into a backyard and strip into underpants
>take a trail through the woods home
What do I do guys, tomorrow is Friday and I don’t know what the fuck to do, help

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Cool story

enjoy your b8 faggot

Suicide is the only option teenbro

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tl;dr

hey guys i got a kOt id!

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Nice

we don’t have guns

neat

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