Hi again Jow Forums, today we're hacking microsoft :^))

Reported to the relevant authorities.

>that sticker is like.... So l33t.

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ah, this is the Digital Eatery in Berlin
did you know unauthorized computer access & sniffing is a federal crime in Germany?
you've probably been caught on camera while entering the building. other identifiers include credit card, cellphone IMEI/MAC, as well as computer IMEI. these kinds of crimes, including attempted crimes, are investigated by the federal Abteilung SO.

apparently the phone number to the café is +49 30 390970.
I'll give them a call right now and let them know that someone is trying to HACK THEM, and STEAL CREDIT CARD INFORMATION from customers.... weil Ich spreche Deutsch

computer *MAC, of course
(assuming you haven't spoofed it)

Yo, are those stax

Based.

Who would actually waste time doing that though? I mean i have a fcking life and i could give a fck less what the next man is doing long as is its not directly affecting me.

I mean i guess u have no life. So by all means go ahead and call them up. *shrugs*

weil ich Deutsch spreche*
but go for it, the sad thing is that we won't receive any updates on him getting sued

if you're using weil instead of denn, shouldn't the verb go last? like, "...weil ich deutsch sprechen"

>Kali
>github
>coffee shop
>thinkpad
scirpt kirdee

As already said seconds before you: its "weil ich Deutsch spreche."

nice damage control, OP

LEGENDARY

>er hello yes someone turned on kali in your laptop send in whatever the Germans use for SWAT immediately

More of her?

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OP ON SUICIDE ALERT

>chiclet thinkpad

faggot

BASED

OP here, feel free to give them a call but I didn't do anything, besides get a nice shot to bait Jow Forums with. Left a while ago in fact.
Plus if I actually did anything do you really think I'd be so dumb as to not spoof my MAC? lol.

DAMAGE CONTROL

did you spoof your face, credit card, and IMEI too, nigger?

!!!HACKERMAN!!!

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i thought we're suppose to be friens and like-minded individuals on Jow Forums but guess not.

can't even create a thread without some autist wanting to dox him and get him arrested.

hello, newfriend
did you forget we're hackers on steroids?

>breaking wi-fi using Kali
scriptkiddies get out

I didn't spoof anything cus I didn't do anything

based hackerman

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>spoof IMEI
WHAT DID YOU SAY

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Oh shit, Joey, you've got a tail

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nu-Jow Forums are a bunch of narks

I am friends with one of the owners, maybe I can get some frames from the camera if i give him a hint..

Do it
let op burn in hell

>my dad works at microsoft

It's Starbucks, it may be "her"
be careful

Yes the cafe is operated by ballmer. You got me.

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>that firefox rice
>those tabs
this is really nice bait. actually made me laugh out loud

literally shaking

ay dont do him like that

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Fucking idiots I just got kicked out and groped by an officer ;_;

this is your first post in this thread you muppet at least make it somewhat believable

Checked.

>op has been in a caffe for 5 hours

Le trole

Computer IMEI? its a fucking Thinkpad, not a tablet you dufus.

That is some serious damage control

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try reading the post quoting that exact post, posted about 1 minute later
retard

Do you really need tabs for something right clicking and inspecting can't give you?

I know that's a joke but I wonder if some people actually enter those types of agencies just so they can legally fap to cp and have access to their illegal shit through anonymous tips.

Hello user.

I hope you did enjoy our cafe in the Reading UK HQ today.

Come back soon.

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What did and why do mods remove anything to do with the German language

warosu.org/g/thread/S66466077#p66466565

Welcome back!

Thx

>kali
>nu-pad
>stickers
>being outside

you need to go back

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browser?

So, buildings are restricted access, as is the wireless, even MSFT GUEST. There are cameras everywhere, all network traffic is logged, and WDG fire monitors shit like this in real time.

Your fucked...