Hacking

I got a notification on my laptop that said, "Add a device: Tap to set up your *BITCHASS*."

I don't have any devices called "BITCHASS"....

How would someone be able to do this to my laptop? How is it even possible for them to try to hook up a device to my laptop?

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You're fucked, reformat and reinstall. They are in.

this, dude, you're fucking boned

change every password you have, and lock your bank and shut down all of your credit reporting agency reports. your entire PC is compromised if they were able to get in that deep, you need to either take it to a professional for complete BIOS reflashing and hard drive replacement and hope they aren't in your deeper firmware modules or just buy a new PC

replace your router while you're at it, its probably too far gone now as well

>remote into your PC from another PC
>attach a device called 'Bitchass' in their PC

Done.

Install G̶e̶n̶t̶o̶o̶ Arch.

Install Windows 10

Nice bait.

Try it out user. You can play games and shit and it’s free :*)

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Someone probably just tried to pair their phone to your laptop via bluetooth.

Free as in freedom?

I hope you're right. I don't know how to reformat and reinstall and all this complicated stuff and I definitely can't afford to buy a new laptop.

Your totally fucked then. At minimum smash the hard drive with a hammer, by a hard drive and install fresh.

Arch users are the vegans of the FOSS world. Fuck you.

Might wanna replace the CMOS battery while he's at it, I hear those can be backdoored as well.

Is veganism supposed to be a bad thing on Jow Forums?

And just for maintenance' sake, go ahead and replace your LED fluid.

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Arch is just a temporary hack and slash distro.

You can do some crazy shit on it with little effort but consequently it does crazy shit often.

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Everything is a bad thing. So back to /new/.

>led fluid
>posts a picture of automotive incandescent fluid

dumbass

you heard the laptop
go get yo bitch ass set up already