I want to unironically order a cosplay of pic related and keep making my OC threads while wearing it like Sissy but I'm...

I want to unironically order a cosplay of pic related and keep making my OC threads while wearing it like Sissy but I'm too scared my parents will find out what can i do r/banter?

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Move out manchild

Kill your parents

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Pay me NEET

Kill yourself

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No u

Get it and hide it on the same hangar you have a 3 piece suit on or inside your biggest winter coat.
Alternatively you can get a small box or a lockbox and lock it in there. If they get mad after getting nosy they were the ones at fault.

>be NEET
>Calls someone a manchild

Ow i can't wait to get my room but the thing is I'll probably have to share it with someone and it sucks living in a regressive country

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KILL THEM

Sucks to suck. Nonetheless this is the best way. In the future you'll have your own place to do hedonistic things in. Leave your dildos and dresses out in the open.

Same, I just need to find one I like. Also I doubt your parents would hugely care

I don't want dildoes and letting some strangers find out is better than my folks

They fucking would. My dad called my younger sister mentally ill for wanting to look like a guy let alone me

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Oh that sucks then, keep it well hidden then?

>My dad called my younger sister mentally ill for wanting to look like a guy let alone me
So he got the tranny 2x1 combo eh?
Poor man

>sister wanted to look like a guy
I have an idea for a crazy incest porn

Back to making big macs
LOLE now we know why you're throwing hissy fits all the time. Good luck with your shit life.

Yes i need to have my uni room first to be on the safe side

based dad

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Show it to me

I don't care about her and i don't want to be a delusional tranny. I'm cool with traps.

also nice b8 bratan you played em like a damn fiddle

>... brother! don't look at me like this! please! and... why are you dressed like a girl? you look... cute...
oh thanks... well, we both are a little weird i guess...
>yeah...
ever wanted to feel like a real man?
>uh... brother, what do you mean?
...
I'm sorry.

You should be less hard on your father though
If one of my children wanted to unironically chop off their genitals, Id be worried about the rest doing it as well

Good luck on crossdressing tho, as long as you dont go farther than that

No u this is what you get when you raise your son to be too obedient and let your daughter do whatever she wants
I wish i was a grill but mutilation won't get me any closer to that

I don't want to be a tranny geez
Either i become a full girl or stay a guy no gray areas

bratan cease it you are man, and proud you are to be

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>Either i become a full girl or stay a guy no gray areas
You cant become a full girl

No I'm not and i don't want to be one. Cease it with your primitive gender roles and we can cut a deal

>GoLF
Nice ID.
And nice idea. I'd totally watch it if they were cute.

Then I'll just be a guy plain and simple

this
just crossdress. don't do hrt or cut off peenus.
people often don't realize that you can do magic with makeup. just don't fuck up your body, stay male in the public but be whatever you want in your four walls.

>Poo

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Good, try to be as feminine a guy as you want but always remember you are a guy

Does surgery count as fucking up?

yes. if it's for feminization, yeah

well, i would actually say all plastic surgery is fucking up your body.
But it's your choice how you want to look like ofc.

Geez

fuck you europeans are sure strange

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So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

Where do you live in russia?
You're european aswell if you were born on the european side of russia.

No it's just your country that still holds traditional values

Yeah wait for that, but definitely go for it if you want to. I'm liveing at home cause I'm doing an apprenticeship instead of uni so I can't really manage

BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA

Okay mine too fucking regressive cunts

WE DON'T
WE FUCKING DON'T
ITS A GODLESS SHITHOLE FULL OF FAGGOTS PRETENDING TO BE TOUGH WHILE SUCKING MILES OF DICK ON THE SIDE

well technically I'm European
Yo bratan I dont get it ya wanna be a girl cause life is hard for men?

Surgery is a hard thing to say
If its performed on your gender attributes (adams apple, dick, balls, nipples, breasts) Id say its too far
But if its cosmetic and somewhere else I guess its ok, I would be a hypocrite if I said otherwise

what did you do to your body?

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>I would be a hypocrite if I said otherwise
so this is why its so big

No, its something cosmetic but not like that
My sternum was fugged and bent
Its 100% homegrown

That's acceptable.
It's also acceptable if you do plastic surgery when you're having something like protruding shoulder blades.

Then stop pretending pls

I want to be a stay at home husband and take care of the house cuz I'm allergic to people but I know I'm looking for a unicorn because girls always want to hook up with closet serial killers despite fighting so hard to reach "equality". I'm even shorter than the average underage here and I could probably pass with some surgery so you can see I have next to zero masculine pride left ;_;

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wtf you are messed up bratan, i dunno how but get some help

Why is wanting to stay home messed up baka

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> I could probably pass with some surgery
pass what ? I wish its really b8 and you arent fucking transgender you were always based poster for me, bratan

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I'm not a tranny ffs i said i want to still be a guy maybe become a trap but never a fucking tranny

kys

>Then stop pretending pls
am not, tell that to others

>trap but never a fucking tranny
for a usual man trap and tranny is equal

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No it is not cuz traps are still guys and can lay off their makeup if they want

Traps are just crossdressers, nothing more. But what OP wants to do (surgery, (hrt?)) is what a tranny would be.

I don't want to cut my pee pee alright it's already barely noticeable

Homosexuality is a mental illness

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right

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but they still are faggots

Whats your height and benis size?
May help explain some things

consider the following
trap can be straight
yeah, i know its wierd but its possible
they are still "faggots" though

mind blowing but still they are mentally ill

Last time i checked i was a little taller than 1.68m but i must have grown even more so idk and i never measured my bepis

So around 170cm, thats not that small for italy
Also I cant believe you never measured your bepis, EVERYONE MEASURES THE BEPIS

actually nobody does that, we just pretend to tell you the truth
its wierd to even think of measuring it

I know for a fact thats a lie

It's not mental illness if you can love both guys and girls alike

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poor bratan and I thought people were lying about you being sissy .Its a pity , once you were a good poster

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how do you know that?

When I was in highschool most guys measured their benis
Its a natural thing to do

> natural thing
No, it's not

Maybe in ryssland

but you never saw them do this?

Why would they lie about measuring their benis
You all have

Uh, to make fun of autists that measure?

I like being a sissy so what? Still better than being a savage homo sapiens sapiens

Stop

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why would you even measure your dick lmao
is it like a competition for you ahahahahah

how do you enjoy it man?

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You just do and stop pretending you wouldn't like to have an older girl coddle you i saw your posts earlier.

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Because size difference is my fetish

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ofcourse I would like to cuddle with a girl , when girls hugs me im becoming all excited I wonder how it feels to cuddle with em

Then your a sissy if you let girls hug and cuddle you because you aren't asserting your dominance by squeezing them first

gross and wierd
just like measuring

Fuck off dont kinkshame me

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actually I was just teasing, but group sex is actually disgusting(mentally)

anyway you are still my fren even if you are cross-dresser right,bratan?

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>actually
AAAAAH FUCK DUMB WORD WHY DO I KEEP USING IT

Yes of course if girls grew some balls I'd be more attracted to them

Because you're gay