>walk into coding interview
>there's an Expo marker on the desk
Walk into coding interview
Did you expect to be left along with a fully-featured IDE?
i would still fail
>Pull out my superior Japanese dry-erase marker
>Unfold my own whiteboard from my backpack
Yeah, but they would still hire me.
>walk into an interview
>Interviewer rolls the whiteboard to block the only doorway, trapping me inside
NOT LIKE THIS
>interviewer asks me how many threads died for this
kek
lmao
>interviewer asks me how many times this thread has shown up today
>straw going through middle of can
Well at least you tried, user
I do interviews, if this happened I would unironically lead the candidate on and then ghost them after they left
Checked
>start the interview
>doing well
>ace all the questions
>"Good job, however..."
>know what's going to happen but keep my composure
>"There's just one more thing we'd like to check."
>the mental anguish is becoming unbearable
>"If you don't mind..."
>interviewer produce a small chalk board from under the table
too real except for the chalkboard.
>ace questions all day long on onsite
>think the job is in the bag
>"one last thing, can you pick up a marker and walk over to the--"
OH NO NO NO NO
>ace questions all day long on onsite
what kind of questions do they ask?
>walk into interview
>they're indians
his name and where he went to college
We stopped doing whiteboard interviews. Too many pajeets would spend 100's of hours whiteboarding with other Pajeets just for the interview portion but couldn't do much else.
behavioral and technical questions
>whips out ipad pro
>we're sorry, the position has been filled.
>GTFO
they were filled in a specific position?
missionary? 69?
>whip out ipad pro
>forgot to charge ipencil
I would for sure pass on someone who tried this. An iPad is never the right answer in a real engineering role.