Wyd

I ate cereal and masturbated with an object in my butt. What did you do today?

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BOY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

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No, I'm sane

i did this but i drank tea and there was nothing up my butte

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>Putts things up his butt
>I'm sane

That's boring m8

No you're not, judging by your original post

it wasn't that boring
it was some pretty good tea

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Fuck off pooftah.

I killed my waifu...

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I ate 2 cans of spaghetti and watched YouTube

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Nothing is wrong with a boy liking things in his tushie

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Lit man

based

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But tea is for homosexuals

What is that "waifu" of yours?

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There is many things wrong with it

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No! Nothing us wrong about me liking pp

Yep You are out of your mind

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It is very wrong

No I'm not. Im sane, I like cute boys and hate the jews

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You're a foreskin stealer

there is nothing gay about drinking tea. it's a delicious, heterosexual beverage
dumb homo

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I'm not Jewish

You're a Britaboo, you're instantly a homo ma'am

how you called me?

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Liar

>cute boys
I already despise you.

I called you big gay Hank

I'm white not Jewish

Yorkshire more like shitsure
Anti-yorkshire gang

Nigger
Kike

TO ALL HOMOS

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Ireland? More like gayreland

Prove it

No u jew

brits are actually the straightest posters on this board and brits drink tea therefore drinking tea is straight
>ma'am
aaaa im not a girl

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Nah, you're a big stinky lesbian

I agree with you

I have a small nose how can i be a jew

Nope you are the gayist posters

Prove it

Prove that i am a jew homo

unbased. its god's own county
why would you ever voluntarily visit ireland?

go put more stuff up your butte dumb stinkier homo

this is not true at all. all brits are completely straight
dumb burger

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Nah, not in the mood lesbo

Most all young British men kiss their male friends on the lips but in a totally none gay way of course :-)

im not a lesbian because im not gay and im definitely not a girl

exactly. we cant be gay if we manage to make kissing each other straight

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>Thinks kissing other men isn't gay

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I punched my gay neighbour a few times because he walked into my house uninvited and somewhat drunk wanting to complain about how I use homophobic slurs.

Based

we're just so straight that noone could possibly think two brits kissing is gay

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Then why do i think it gay if no one could possible think it's gay?

because you're a homo who twists and perverts everything to be as gay as possible?

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Think about it people kiss each other on the lips because they love each other in a intimate way and when two males love each other in a romantic way that is gay

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i second the agree