I ate cereal and masturbated with an object in my butt. What did you do today?
Wyd
BOY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
No, I'm sane
i did this but i drank tea and there was nothing up my butte
>Putts things up his butt
>I'm sane
That's boring m8
No you're not, judging by your original post
it wasn't that boring
it was some pretty good tea
Fuck off pooftah.
I killed my waifu...
I ate 2 cans of spaghetti and watched YouTube
Nothing is wrong with a boy liking things in his tushie
Lit man
based
But tea is for homosexuals
What is that "waifu" of yours?
There is many things wrong with it
No! Nothing us wrong about me liking pp
Yep You are out of your mind
It is very wrong
No I'm not. Im sane, I like cute boys and hate the jews
You're a foreskin stealer
there is nothing gay about drinking tea. it's a delicious, heterosexual beverage
dumb homo
I'm not Jewish
You're a Britaboo, you're instantly a homo ma'am
how you called me?
Liar
>cute boys
I already despise you.
I called you big gay Hank
I'm white not Jewish
Yorkshire more like shitsure
Anti-yorkshire gang
Nigger
Kike
TO ALL HOMOS
Ireland? More like gayreland
Prove it
No u jew
brits are actually the straightest posters on this board and brits drink tea therefore drinking tea is straight
>ma'am
aaaa im not a girl
Nah, you're a big stinky lesbian
I agree with you
I have a small nose how can i be a jew
Nope you are the gayist posters
Prove it
Prove that i am a jew homo
unbased. its god's own county
why would you ever voluntarily visit ireland?
go put more stuff up your butte dumb stinkier homo
this is not true at all. all brits are completely straight
dumb burger
Nah, not in the mood lesbo
Most all young British men kiss their male friends on the lips but in a totally none gay way of course :-)
im not a lesbian because im not gay and im definitely not a girl
exactly. we cant be gay if we manage to make kissing each other straight
>Thinks kissing other men isn't gay
I punched my gay neighbour a few times because he walked into my house uninvited and somewhat drunk wanting to complain about how I use homophobic slurs.
Based
we're just so straight that noone could possibly think two brits kissing is gay
Then why do i think it gay if no one could possible think it's gay?
because you're a homo who twists and perverts everything to be as gay as possible?
Think about it people kiss each other on the lips because they love each other in a intimate way and when two males love each other in a romantic way that is gay
i second the agree