>go to barbers to get haircut
>staff are mostly women
>leave
Go to barbers to get haircut
William Bailey
Benjamin Gonzalez
what
why?
Nathan Kelly
>go to barbers to get haircut
>staff are mostly women
>get hair cut and hope they notice my raging erection
Chase Ortiz
>go to barbers to get haircut
>staff are mostly women
>get a haircut like a fucking normal person
Logan Bailey
>go to barbers to get haircut
>staff are mostly women
>she asks if i have gf
>say no
>she says i cant believe a handsome guy like you doesnt have a gf
>say im not interested in girls my age
>she says then what about my age just joking!
>say i actually prefer older women
>she says not to tease her
>we end up banging halfway through the haircut
shit was so cash
Eli Miller
virgin
Jaxson Long
Hahaha fucking pleb has no caring mother who cuts her sons hair
Isaiah Sullivan
whoa xD
Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Fisher
>go to barbers to get haircut
>staff are mostly skeletons
>rattle on out of there
Jason Powell
>do anything fun on the weekend?
Not really
>what do you do for fun?
I stay at home all day
>...
Eli Diaz
RATTLE ME BONES
Jason Green
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDED INCEL
Logan Lewis
I cut my own hair. The parts I can't reach that well are then done by another member of the family, usually my sister.
Chase Flores
>Romania
Colton Morris
>buy clippers at shartmart
>buzz my own head with 1/2 guard once a week
>zero_fucks_given.webm
Jack Gray
>My Keirophobie forced me to wear long hair.
>The embarrassment of my hair forced me to stay in my basement.
Nathan Jenkins
Fat cousin-fucker shooting up his school.
Colton Harris
That escalated quickly.
Nicholas Gutierrez
what a faggot
Caleb Russell
>notice my raging hard on
>turns out they have a butplug inserted
>take out my metal detector
>scan over the butt area
>scanner goes on the fritz
>mfw
>image of the winking porno man
Joshua Ross
>go to get haircut in my first year of high school
>get told I'm going to get my hair cut by a woman
>she cancelled, so I get a guy instead
>he's a friend of my grandfather's, who just happened to be a barber too
>one of the most reliable barbers I've ever had
John Harris
Just relax, they're people too.
Mason Miller
>cutting your hair
Isaac Bell
Shut up you retarded incel.