Post în this thread to get a bf
Post în this thread to get a bf
no thank you i'm not gay
hmmmm
But you posted in the thread
Well you are a karenposter so you probably already have a bf
but i'm not gay. why would i want a bf if im straight?
i do not have a boyfriend
when... do i get mine?
bf id get
So when will pic related arrive?
I see a solution here
It's too late, you posted in the thread! You're destined for a bf.
I want a gf or bf, anything please.
Hmmm?
Well cross Europe flights are pretty cheap...
aaaa i dont want one
you can't make me have gaysexe
I'd like a qt with a feminine benis and diminished self esteem
Hey I called dibs first!
Well you should not have posted in this thread then silly!
can i refund my bf?
he keeps trying to gaysexe me
YOU GOT YOUR BF ALREADY? PLIS
gimme
Switzerland sounds pretty expensive though
No you have no choice
Well stay at ****'s house and you will save loads of money!
it is
all swiss people are insanely rich
every swiss residence has a pool full of gold coins
That assuming if **** has any spare rooms
Also its pretty weird since Im **** too
And monopoly top hats?
Wait is your name ****!!! Also **** has a sofa probably at worst
What if I have a good friend that posts lewds that I want to turn into my bf, will that work?
I AM the bf
bad thread
very bad
there is a boi i flirt with online sometimes. will this make him my bf for real
If he's some sort of boy whore who lived In a country a couple thousand miles away I guess it would be hard but you could make it work!
creepy
give bf
He's the nicest guy ever man...Don't you call him a whore :(
Yeah he did seem pretty nice, I was just joking, did you say you got discord btw?
How so fren
No I don't have discord
Could have sworn you said you got it was all, how are you my not understanding of punctuation friend?
Nah I said I absolutely detest social media lole
Today was a good day, got a new cake and ate it
Also made some frens while playing vidya
Needs to be a pretty big sofa though
Oh right lol, what type of cake was it? It's still pretty early here but I took the front brake off of my motorbike to replace it but the new one doesn't fit correctly which is pretty annoying.
Yeah you are a big guy...
Already have a bf
LOL
nerds
are you the chubster kiwi with a twink bf?
A chocolate one
It was nice
No idea about bikes but good luck man, whenever I fail at something I do something else and come back with a fresh new approach a while later
Gay
h
i dunno its just creepy
but yeah can't blame you, he's got addicting personality
now you will get a new one
Mmm yeah
He sent me my first lewds and made me send my first though, on top of so much more emotional stuff, I really can't help but like him
Some guy on Jow Forums likes me though maybe I should go for him
Yeah I'm gonna Google the problem and see if I can fix it probably. What vidya were you playing?
Good luck
Day of Infamy, with some sound and graphics mods
did I just get scammed
where is my bf
Thats not me buddy, I very rarely ever come on here.
Nothing gay about it.
You're the gay.
But I like the one I have....
are you sil? i feel like i recognise those images and your writing style
No u gay
No, Im not înterested.
too bad now you have one
Oh nice, I barely have time to play vidya anymore with my new job
A timeframe was never mentioned desu
faggots go to /lgbt/
What vidya do you like though
/lgbt/ more like /tttt/
No.
I'm not a regular, I just popped in drunkenly to shitpost and chat.
No....
Stop it, I'm not even a gayboi.
o-okay desu
ffs man
go get a gf, faggot
and i really shouldn't be shitposting here right now
fucking 4chins, man
Okay homo
I'm the straightest man on Jow Forums, nice to meet you
oh okay
what are you drinking?
sheesh
im doing as you were doing a while ago.
You are feeling very very sleepy
You are under my control
You always had a feeling there was something more to the anti-gayposting
Why is it that the mere mention of gays made you respond?
You know why...
Deep down inside, you like guys...
At the snap of my fingers, you will wake up and like cute boys for the rest of your life
*snap*
Why not what time is it for you
>Stop it, I'm not even a gayboi
Insufficient evidence
Nice to meet you Fagapore.
I guess that makes me the second straightest man on here.
I am currently drinking some hombrew vodka, It;s very nasty but it puts me on my bum bum.
Hows your night going buddy?
missed me with that gay jew magic
Hello fellow straight, how straight is the activity that you are currently doing? I'm cracking a cold one with the boys
*snap*
Prefer GF. You sexist.
Well the last game I played properly was city's skylines but as that is somewhat my irl job now I don't like it as much.
It doesn't mean it won't happen
Wow im also straight and have never had gaysex once in my life!