Thinkpad - Jow Forums approved laptop
Seiko SKX - Jow Forums approved watch
Arch Linux - Jow Forums approved distro
Microsoft Intellimouse - Jow Forums approved mouse
Ryzen - Jow Forums approved processor
Ikea Markus - Jow Forums approved chair
C++ - Jow Forums approved language
Lineage - Jow Forums approved mobile OS
Schiit - Jow Forums approved audio
Topres - Jow Forums approved mkg switch
What is the Jow Forums approved monitor?
>approved language
>C++
Heh, thought you had my flank did ya... You're pretty good... Close but no cigar...
>Not gentoo as approved distro
You had one job
>look at all these things Jow Forums told me to buy because (???), I'm quite the expert on things as you can see...
Stop living someone else's dream, decide who you are by yourself... *tips hat and phases into the matrix*
LG IPS FHD 60Hz
CRT with a DVD player
I wouldn't say a lot of these are "Jow Forums" approved, feel like most of those would rile people up
TRINITRON
crts have ns response time, literally millions of times faster than panels. Trinitron is best stardard, also fulfills the Jow Forums fetish for analog and old/sturdy
>Taking advice from Jow Forums
OP is not retarded at all
There was the Dell Ultrasharp, had you asked 5 years agp, but not anymore.
Wow look at all this shit you got wrong. Did you lurk for 2 hours to get that consesus? Sure looks like it.
why not?
>Seiko
Not casio terrorist watch (tm)
Ikea Markus
seriously. No one on g uses this chair surely?
spend 8 hours sitting down - buys budget shit chair. Enjoy your back pains
Dell UltraSharp w/ 16:10 aspect ratio
>Ikea Markus
This chair is awful and made for literally manlets.
The armrest is too low and the sitting area too small
sounds like you're a fatty.
Good work OP. Way to make sure you hate every second engaging in any activity that makes use of computers, sitting, or listening to music.
this. so sad to witness the death of 16:10...
Only the entry level schiit amp is worth the price. If you need a DAC just buy a 30 dollar fiio one
>sitting area on Markus too small
How fat can you possibly be
Manlets have the same butt as normal people and even taller people. Your butt only changes with fatnesss, you fucking dumb fatty. You being fat doesn't make you better than manlets.
If I need some help with tech shit, I ask Jow Forums about it and do the exact opposite. Works great so far.
>Arch Linux - Jow Forums approved distro
You mean Gentoo.
>C++ - Jow Forums approved language
You mean C.
epic twitter meme my man, how do i like posts on this subreddit?
Isn't the O2 amp/dac preferred over the schiit?
>C++ - Jow Forums approved language
kek
It's JAVAScript
It's OOP JavaScript
You don't want to use a Jow Forums approved programming language because Jow Forums has no fucking clue about programming.
Ps I use scala, feel free to discard my opinion
>Seiko SKX - Jow Forums approved watch
Wrong. Casio F-91W
>Arch Linux - Jow Forums approved distro
lol
>Ikea Markus - Jow Forums approved chair
I've had one. It's not that good
>C++ - Jow Forums approved language
FUCK OFF
this, I recently switched because of backpain
I hate the JVM but at least you are doing FP. Better than most of these brainlets.
By your list, probably an LG 24MPxxx.
>watch
Black Bay + black cuck porn
>OS
gentoo
>language
C
>audio
fire hazard
>mkg switch
No, really
If you write FP you will have a runtime in all but the most extreme cases. The jvm really is a solid piece of work, apart from lacking TCO, I think most of the hate it gets is unwarranted. While not as elegant as haskell I have little reason to switch, besides I find scala more readable, and I love using fs2, cats and typelevel libraries in general.
(OP)
>kea Markus
meme chair, actually your whole list was meme after meme
Is your life so pathetic you seek approval from people on a website who lie about 99% of their life and skills? You know why these people use Thinkpads? Because they're broke and the only thing they could afford was a refurbished laptop that a REAL professional with actual coding skills (not these script kiddies) used to use. It makes them feel special. Knowing how to follow a guide to install Arch Linux doesn't make you a hacker or even technology literate. It means you know how to read and when you were a baby you got the square peg into the square hole.
>Staples Hyken Technical Mesh Task Chair
btw the only chair anyone should be using